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<p>TicktionaryJoe: </p> <hr /> <div>== T ==<br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;temple&quot;&gt;Temple, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(tem-pəl) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The Ballpark in Arlington<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;shot&quot;&gt;That&#039;s a shot...&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(THatz ə shät) , &#039;&#039;interj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Acknowledgement of derogatory statement made of someone. &#039;&#039;That&#039;s a shot at me!&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;Thor&quot;&gt;Thor&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(thȯr) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Truncated version of Chuck Cooperstein&#039;s nickname, &quot;The Higher Authority.&quot; It was said he wasn&#039;t fond of the shortened version.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;SwordOfDamocles&quot;&gt;Thrice-hourly Sword of Damocles&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(da-mə-ˌklēz) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A Rhynerism for the Ticket Ticker.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;throwdown&quot;&gt;Throwdown, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(thrō&#039;-dau̇n) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Saturday afternoon show hosted by &#039;&#039;&#039;Mark Followill&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Rich Phillips&#039;&#039;&#039;. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;4-hour Ticker Ticker&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;tickhead&quot;&gt;Tickethead&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ti-kət hed) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The male variant nickname for Ticket listeners. The male version recently changed from &quot;Tickhead&quot; presumably to avoid confusion with a less savory word. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;TicketChick&quot;&gt;Ticket Chick&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ti-kət chik) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt;<br /> :1. The female variant nickname for Ticket listeners. <br /> :2. Ticket Chick can also stand for those mercenary models provided by the Bod Squad, who provide a distinctly feminine Ticket presence at roadshows. &#039;&#039;Last year or so, the bright idea was to publish a Ticket Chick calendar. The idea itself was a good one, the execution, though, was HUGELY flawed. 10 or 100 times the needed calanders were printed, making them almost worthless. To top it off, the photography, printing and layout of it was so bad, it prompted the on-air remarks (and the began the myth) about how tore up the Ticket Chicks were.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;TicketTicker&quot;&gt;Ticket Ticker&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ti-kət ti-kər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A natural occurrence, both loved and despised, that happens three times an hour.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ToreUp&quot;&gt;Tore Up&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(tȯr up) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Having the appearance of being rode hard and put up wet. Not in good condition. The alleged condition of many female Ticket listeners.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;TownOfTheCow&quot;&gt;Town of the Cow&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(tau̇n əf thə kau̇) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A Rynerism for Fort Worth, Texas. A variant of the phrase &quot;Cowtown.&quot;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;TriceUp&quot;&gt;Trice up&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(trīs əp) , &#039;&#039;v.t.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; To haul (up) and secure (a sail, boom, etc . . . ) with a rope.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;trifecta&quot;&gt;Trifecta&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(trī-ˈfek-tə) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A trio of deaths, in keeping with the maxim that they occur in threes. Must occur within a 14-day period for it to be valid.<br /> <br /> == U:V:W ==<br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;vigorfit&quot;&gt;Vigorfit/Vitalmen&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Herbal supplement taken by Greg Williams that increases energy, reduces stress and gives you that &quot;extra boom-boom in the bedroom.&quot; Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Yohimbe bark&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;VillageIdiot&quot;&gt;Village Idiot&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(vi-lij i-dē-ət) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Ruben Sierra.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;VirtualRigidity&quot;&gt;Virtual Rigidity&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(vər-chə-wəl rə-ˈji-də-tē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The original name for the one and only Hardline Homepage, created by the master faxer, Sideshow Bob. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;hardliners.com&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;WheelsOff&quot;&gt;Wheel&#039;s Off&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hwēlz ȯf) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Unorganized, mistake-riddled or of poor quality. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;The wheels are off&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;wheels shootin&#039; off&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;wheels came off&#039;&#039;&#039;, or now just, &#039;&#039;&#039;off&#039;&#039;&#039;. &#039;&#039;That was his first time running that meeting and it was so wheels off&#039;&#039;. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Expo&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Meltdown&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;whipped&quot;&gt;Whipped&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhwip&#039;-d) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Fed up, exhausted, aggravated by a situatio&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039; Also -- Reverse whip. &#039;&#039;I was whipped by Paul the Damn Viking&#039;s ranting&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;WildIrishLaddie&quot;&gt;Wild Irish Laddie&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(wī(-ə)ld ī-rish la-dē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Mike Thompson, former high-strung, micro-managing program director for the Ticket. Departed for the frozen wastes of the City of Brotherly Shove, Philadelphia.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GregWilliams&quot;&gt;Williams, Greg&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(greg&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The true driving force behind the Hardline and possessor of one of the largest entouragés in modern radio. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Greggo&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Hambonita&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Hammer&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Lonesome Dove&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == X:Y:Z ==<br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;YohimbeBark&quot;&gt;Yohimbe Bark&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(yō-ˈhim-bē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One of the more notable ingredients in Vigorfit/Vitalmen.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;YouNeverKnow&quot;&gt;You never know&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(yü&#039; ne-vər ˈnō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Chris Arnold&#039;s mantra of unpredictability.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;Zippy&quot;&gt;Zippy the Mailbag Clown&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Mascot to the HardLine Mailbag. Reportedly to have committed suicide on the air following a MailBag segment, though the &#039;&#039;&#039;Magical Mystical One&#039;&#039;&#039; says that Zippy is still alive and kicking.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=Q-S&diff=171 2016-01-08T20:34:49Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* S */</p> <hr /> <div>== Q ==<br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;TheQ&quot;&gt;Q, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(kyü) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The dominated wife of &#039;&#039;&#039;the Great Gordo&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;QueenOfDarkness&quot;&gt;Queen of Darkness&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(kwēn əv därk&#039;-nes) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Mascorro, Gini&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> == R ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;RagingSexualFury&quot;&gt;Raging Sexual Fury&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈrāj-iŋ sek-sh(ə-)wəl fyu̇r-ē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Followill, Mark&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;HilaryRay&quot;&gt;Ray, Hilary&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(rā) ,&#039;&#039; n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Former Ticker Chick for &#039;&#039;&#039;Max Miller&#039;&#039;&#039;. This Texas A&amp;M product followed in the fine footsteps of one Julie Sneed. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ReverseWhip&quot;&gt;Reverse whip&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The act of the process of whipping backfiring on the whiper.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;JordanRyner&quot;&gt;Rhyner, Jordan&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jȯr-dən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The out-of-control daughter of Mike Rhyner. Much to chagrin of the male parental unit, she has a crush on &#039;&#039;&#039;Junior Miller&#039;&#039;&#039;. &#039;&#039;Kinda like a soap opera, isn&#039;t it?&#039;&#039; Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Squid&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MikeRyner&quot;&gt;Rhyner, Mike&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(rī-nər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The elder statesman of the Little Ticket. Seer, pundit, sports icon, Dallas radio legend and one of the few people in the world to have an autographed copy of the Bible. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[M-P#OldGrayWolf|Old Gray Wolf]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;RobbingPeter&quot;&gt;Robbing Peter to Pay Paul&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The act of cutting a segment obscenely short in order to get to all the required commercials. Generally done when the previous segement has run over.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;RollingScreenless&quot;&gt;Rolling screenless&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The 2-minute drill&#039;s younger, more chaotic sibling on steroids, initiated by Rocco Pendola. When the host take calls for a prolonged period without the benefit of the producer screening the calls, hence the name. Generally used to decide a dispute.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;RueTheDay&quot;&gt;Rue the Day&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(rü thə dā) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; To regret something. Generally used in reference to any action taken by the Dallas Mavericks.<br /> <br /> == S ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;TheSaint&quot;&gt;Saint, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈsānt) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Jimmy Christopher. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;KevinScott&quot;&gt;Scott, Kevin&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(skät) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Ticker guy for Bob Sturm, though still know to throw down Tickers on the weekend. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Ticket Ticket Kev&#039;&#039;&#039;. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;SheWolf&quot;&gt;She-wolf&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(shē wu̇lf) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Wife. More particularly, Rhyner&#039;s wife.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ShockValue&quot;&gt;Shock Value&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈshäk val-(ˌ)yü) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Something said purposely to incite or otherwise prevoke a response.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;shtick&quot;&gt;Shtick&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(shtik) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A generally humorous characteristic, routine, gimmick, trick, etc. Corporate jargon at the little Ticket. Barry Switzer was throwing down some shtick on his show last night.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;siblings&quot;&gt;Siblings&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(si-bliŋ) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Other stations in the Susquehanna Broadcasting family, circa 1998. <br /> <br /> :* &#039;&#039;&#039;Diminutive with the black T-shirt and goatee&#039;&#039;&#039;: 93.3FM KKZN The Zone<br /> :* &#039;&#039;&#039;More elephantine with the pocket protector&#039;&#039;&#039;: 570AM KLIF<br /> :* &#039;&#039;&#039;More elephantine with the Straw Hat&#039;&#039;&#039;: 99.5FM KPLX.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;SnappleTrick&quot;&gt;Snapple Trick&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(sna&#039; pel trik) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; When Greggo downs a 32 oz. bottle of Snapple in 5 seconds. A favorite of Rhyner and Cat.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;soapbox&quot;&gt;Soapbox&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(sōp-ˌbäks) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Something Chris Arnold likes to get up on top of and tell it like it is.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;spare&quot;&gt;Spare&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(sper) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Excess. Over and above. Something not needed. Generally used in reference to someone or something that is worthless. Plural: a gaggle of spares. Papa Joe is such a spare.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;SportsGraffiti&quot;&gt;Sports Graffiti&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(spȯrt grə-ˈfē-(ˌ)tē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Distant cousin of the &#039;&#039;&#039;2-minute drill&#039;&#039;&#039; formerly heard on the Max Miller show.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GuySportts&quot;&gt;Sportts, Guy&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gī) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Generic sportscaster character birthed during the HardLine&#039;s trip to San Diego for the Super Bowl. Thought by many P-1s to be prepping Ticketdom for the arrival of Bob Sturm.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;squid&quot;&gt;Squid&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(skwid) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Kid, child. Used mainly in reference to Jordan Rhyner.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;StationAfterthought&quot;&gt;Station Afterthought&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(stā-shən af-tər-ˌthȯt) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The HardLine.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;TailpipeTraffic&quot;&gt;Stick It Up Your Tailpipe Traffic&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(stik it əp yər tāl&#039;-ˌpīp tra-fik) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A man-made, constant-level occurance that occurs three times an hour, presided over by &#039;&#039;&#039;Julia Price&#039;&#039;&#039; (in the morning) and &#039;&#039;&#039;Gini Mascorro&#039;&#039;&#039; (in the afternoon). <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;BobSturm&quot;&gt;Sturm, Bob&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(stərm) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; New keeper of the eight to eleven week nights slot. His most distinctive characteristic is that he has no distinguishing characteristics. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;The Bob Sturm Show&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Sturminator&#039;&#039;&#039;. See &#039;&#039;&#039;Sportts, Guy&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Sturminated&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;Sturminated&quot;&gt;Sturminated&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Bob Sturm&#039;s process of removing a person or topic from on air discussion by electoral process. Bob vaulted onto my good side by his Sturmination of his own producer, Little Joe Letche<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;SubCulture&quot;&gt;Sub-Culture&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(sub kəl-chər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The elite caste of original HardLine fans or those so included by their ranks. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;OtherMagazine&quot;&gt;Subscribe to the Other Magazine&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(səb-ˈskrīb tü thə əTH&#039;ər ma-gə-ˌzēn) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Being of an alternative sexual preference. Non-heterosexual. &#039;&#039;Some people say Ray in Allen subscribes to the other magazine.&#039;&#039;</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=Q-S&diff=170 2016-01-08T20:25:37Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* R */</p> <hr /> <div>== Q ==<br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;TheQ&quot;&gt;Q, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(kyü) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The dominated wife of &#039;&#039;&#039;the Great Gordo&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;QueenOfDarkness&quot;&gt;Queen of Darkness&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(kwēn əv därk&#039;-nes) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Mascorro, Gini&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> == R ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;RagingSexualFury&quot;&gt;Raging Sexual Fury&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈrāj-iŋ sek-sh(ə-)wəl fyu̇r-ē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Followill, Mark&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;HilaryRay&quot;&gt;Ray, Hilary&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(rā) ,&#039;&#039; n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Former Ticker Chick for &#039;&#039;&#039;Max Miller&#039;&#039;&#039;. This Texas A&amp;M product followed in the fine footsteps of one Julie Sneed. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ReverseWhip&quot;&gt;Reverse whip&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The act of the process of whipping backfiring on the whiper.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;JordanRyner&quot;&gt;Rhyner, Jordan&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jȯr-dən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The out-of-control daughter of Mike Rhyner. Much to chagrin of the male parental unit, she has a crush on &#039;&#039;&#039;Junior Miller&#039;&#039;&#039;. &#039;&#039;Kinda like a soap opera, isn&#039;t it?&#039;&#039; Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Squid&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MikeRyner&quot;&gt;Rhyner, Mike&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(rī-nər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The elder statesman of the Little Ticket. Seer, pundit, sports icon, Dallas radio legend and one of the few people in the world to have an autographed copy of the Bible. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[M-P#OldGrayWolf|Old Gray Wolf]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;RobbingPeter&quot;&gt;Robbing Peter to Pay Paul&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The act of cutting a segment obscenely short in order to get to all the required commercials. Generally done when the previous segement has run over.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;RollingScreenless&quot;&gt;Rolling screenless&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The 2-minute drill&#039;s younger, more chaotic sibling on steroids, initiated by Rocco Pendola. When the host take calls for a prolonged period without the benefit of the producer screening the calls, hence the name. Generally used to decide a dispute.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;RueTheDay&quot;&gt;Rue the Day&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(rü thə dā) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; To regret something. Generally used in reference to any action taken by the Dallas Mavericks.<br /> <br /> == S ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Saint, The&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈsānt) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Jimmy Christopher. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Scott, Kevin&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(skät) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Ticker guy for Bob Sturm, though still know to throw down Tickers on the weekend. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Ticket Ticket Kev&#039;&#039;&#039;. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;She-wolf&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(shē wu̇lf) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Wife. More particularly, Rhyner&#039;s wife.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Shock Value&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈshäk val-(ˌ)yü) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Something said purposely to incite or otherwise prevoke a response.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Shtick&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(shtik) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A generally humorous characteristic, routine, gimmick, trick, etc. Corporate jargon at the little Ticket. Barry Switzer was throwing down some shtick on his show last night.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Siblings&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(si-bliŋ) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Other stations in the Susquehanna Broadcasting family. <br /> <br /> :* &#039;&#039;&#039;Diminutive with the black T-shirt and goatee&#039;&#039;&#039;: 93.3FM KKZN The Zone<br /> :* &#039;&#039;&#039;More elephantine with the pocket protector&#039;&#039;&#039;: 570AM KLIF<br /> :* &#039;&#039;&#039;More elephantine with the Straw Hat&#039;&#039;&#039;: 99.5FM KPLX.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Snapple Trick&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(sna&#039; pel trik) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; When Greggo downs a 32 oz. bottle of Snapple in 5 seconds. A favorite of Rhyner and Cat.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Soapbox&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(sōp-ˌbäks) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Something Chris Arnold likes to get up on top of and tell it like it is.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Spare&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(sper) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Excess. Over and above. Something not needed. Generally used in reference to someone or something that is worthless. Plural: a gaggle of spares. Papa Joe is such a spare.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Sports Graffiti&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(spȯrt grə-ˈfē-(ˌ)tē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Distant cousin of the &#039;&#039;&#039;2-minute drill&#039;&#039;&#039; formerly heard on the Max Miller show.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Sportts, Guy&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gī) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Generic sportscaster character birthed during the HardLine&#039;s trip to San Diego for the Super Bowl. Thought by many P-1s to be prepping Ticketdom for the arrival of Bob Sturm.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Squid&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(skwid) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Kid, child. Used mainly in reference to Jordan Rhyner.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Station Afterthought&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(stā-shən af-tər-ˌthȯt) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The HardLine.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Stick It Up Your Tailpipe Traffic&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(stik it əp yər tāl&#039;-ˌpīp tra-fik) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A man-made, constant-level occurance that occurs three times an hour, presided over by &#039;&#039;&#039;Julia Price&#039;&#039;&#039; (in the morning) and &#039;&#039;&#039;Gini Mascorro&#039;&#039;&#039; (in the afternoon). <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Sturm, Bob&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(stərm) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; New keeper of the eight to eleven week nights slot. His most distinctive characteristic is that he has no distinguishing characteristics. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;The Bob Sturm Show&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Sturminator&#039;&#039;&#039;. See &#039;&#039;&#039;Sportts, Guy&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Sturminated&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Sturminated&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Bob Sturm&#039;s process of removing a person or topic from on air discussion by electoral process. Bob vaulted onto my good side by his Sturmination of his own producer, Little Joe Letche<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Sub-Culture&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(sub kəl-chər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The elite caste of original HardLine fans or those so included by their ranks. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Subscribe to the Other Magazine&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(səb-ˈskrīb tü thə əTH&#039;ər ma-gə-ˌzēn) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Being of an alternative sexual preference. Non-heterosexual. Some people say Ray in Allen subscribes to the other magazine.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=Q-S&diff=169 2016-01-08T20:17:58Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* Q */</p> <hr /> <div>== Q ==<br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;TheQ&quot;&gt;Q, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(kyü) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The dominated wife of &#039;&#039;&#039;the Great Gordo&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;QueenOfDarkness&quot;&gt;Queen of Darkness&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(kwēn əv därk&#039;-nes) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Mascorro, Gini&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> == R ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Raging Sexual Fury&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈrāj-iŋ sek-sh(ə-)wəl fyu̇r-ē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Followill, Mark&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Ray, Hilary&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(rā) ,&#039;&#039; n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Former Ticker Chick for Max Miller. This Texas A&amp;M product followed in the fine footsteps of one Julie Sneed. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Reverse whip&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The act of the process of whipping backfiring on the whiper.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Rhyner, Jordan&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jȯr-dən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The out-of-control daughter of Mike Rhyner. Much to chagrin of the male parental unit, she has a crush on Junior Miller. Kinda like a soap opera, isn&#039;t it? Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Squid&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Rhyner, Mike&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(rī-nər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The elder statesman of the Little Ticket. Seer, pundit, sports icon, Dallas radio legend and one of the few people in the world to have an autographed copy of the Bible. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Old Gray Wolf&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Robbing Peter to Pay Paul&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The act of cutting a segment obscenely short in order to get to all the required commercials. Generally done when the previous segement has run over.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Rolling screenless&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The 2-minute drill&#039;s younger, more chaotic sibling on steroids, initiated by Rocco Pendola. When the host take calls for a prolonged period without the benefit of the producer screening the calls, hence the name. Generally used to decide a dispute.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Rue the Day&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(rü thə dā) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; To regret something. Generally used in reference to any action taken by the Dallas Mavericks.<br /> <br /> == S ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Saint, The&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈsānt) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Jimmy Christopher. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Scott, Kevin&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(skät) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Ticker guy for Bob Sturm, though still know to throw down Tickers on the weekend. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Ticket Ticket Kev&#039;&#039;&#039;. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;She-wolf&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(shē wu̇lf) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Wife. More particularly, Rhyner&#039;s wife.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Shock Value&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈshäk val-(ˌ)yü) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Something said purposely to incite or otherwise prevoke a response.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Shtick&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(shtik) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A generally humorous characteristic, routine, gimmick, trick, etc. Corporate jargon at the little Ticket. Barry Switzer was throwing down some shtick on his show last night.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Siblings&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(si-bliŋ) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Other stations in the Susquehanna Broadcasting family. <br /> <br /> :* &#039;&#039;&#039;Diminutive with the black T-shirt and goatee&#039;&#039;&#039;: 93.3FM KKZN The Zone<br /> :* &#039;&#039;&#039;More elephantine with the pocket protector&#039;&#039;&#039;: 570AM KLIF<br /> :* &#039;&#039;&#039;More elephantine with the Straw Hat&#039;&#039;&#039;: 99.5FM KPLX.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Snapple Trick&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(sna&#039; pel trik) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; When Greggo downs a 32 oz. bottle of Snapple in 5 seconds. A favorite of Rhyner and Cat.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Soapbox&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(sōp-ˌbäks) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Something Chris Arnold likes to get up on top of and tell it like it is.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Spare&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(sper) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Excess. Over and above. Something not needed. Generally used in reference to someone or something that is worthless. Plural: a gaggle of spares. Papa Joe is such a spare.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Sports Graffiti&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(spȯrt grə-ˈfē-(ˌ)tē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Distant cousin of the &#039;&#039;&#039;2-minute drill&#039;&#039;&#039; formerly heard on the Max Miller show.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Sportts, Guy&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gī) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Generic sportscaster character birthed during the HardLine&#039;s trip to San Diego for the Super Bowl. Thought by many P-1s to be prepping Ticketdom for the arrival of Bob Sturm.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Squid&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(skwid) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Kid, child. Used mainly in reference to Jordan Rhyner.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Station Afterthought&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(stā-shən af-tər-ˌthȯt) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The HardLine.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Stick It Up Your Tailpipe Traffic&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(stik it əp yər tāl&#039;-ˌpīp tra-fik) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A man-made, constant-level occurance that occurs three times an hour, presided over by &#039;&#039;&#039;Julia Price&#039;&#039;&#039; (in the morning) and &#039;&#039;&#039;Gini Mascorro&#039;&#039;&#039; (in the afternoon). <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Sturm, Bob&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(stərm) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; New keeper of the eight to eleven week nights slot. His most distinctive characteristic is that he has no distinguishing characteristics. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;The Bob Sturm Show&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Sturminator&#039;&#039;&#039;. See &#039;&#039;&#039;Sportts, Guy&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Sturminated&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Sturminated&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Bob Sturm&#039;s process of removing a person or topic from on air discussion by electoral process. Bob vaulted onto my good side by his Sturmination of his own producer, Little Joe Letche<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Sub-Culture&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(sub kəl-chər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The elite caste of original HardLine fans or those so included by their ranks. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Subscribe to the Other Magazine&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(səb-ˈskrīb tü thə əTH&#039;ər ma-gə-ˌzēn) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Being of an alternative sexual preference. Non-heterosexual. Some people say Ray in Allen subscribes to the other magazine.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=M-P&diff=168 2016-01-08T20:07:18Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* P */</p> <hr /> <div>== M ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MagicalMystical&quot;&gt;Magical Mystical One&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt; (ma-ji-kəl ˈmis-ti-kəl ˈwən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham as named by Gordo. Name formerly given to one of their producers.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ManBitesDog&quot;&gt;Man bites Dog&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Something wacky. Something so unlikely as to be preposterous. &#039;&#039;I think John Burkett is the Ranger&#039;s best pitcher. That is so man bites dog.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ROMartinez&quot;&gt;Martinez, R.O.&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mär-ˈtē-nəs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One of the Ticket Sub-Culture who went on to his reward not long ago. Originally coined the phrase, &quot;Keep jammin&#039;and we&#039;ll see ya!&quot; Still used by the HardLine to this day as a tribute to him.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GiniMascorro&quot;&gt;Mascorro, Gini&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mos-cor&#039;-o) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Protege&#039; of Julia Price, Betty Page look-alike and object of lust of Ticketheads. Posesses a voice of dusky timbre. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#QueenOfDarkness|Queen of Darkness]]&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;CurtMenefee&quot;&gt;Menefee, Curt&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(me&#039;-nə-fē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One of the Ticket Originals. Keeper of the 9 to 11 weekdays slot. Could hit a softball further than any man alive. &#039;&#039;Believe it, brutha . . .&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;meltdown&quot;&gt;Meltdown&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmelt-ˌdau̇n) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A mistake in action or judgement that causes a disruption in the flow of action or thought. A snafu, foul up or unexpected error. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Expo, Wheels Off&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MildJewishPlaiddie&quot;&gt;Mild Jewish Pladdie&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mild ˈjü-ish plad&#039;-dē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Expo. A take-off on Wild, Irish Laddie. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;CraigMiller&quot;&gt;Miller, Craig&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mil&#039;-ər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The svelte, single, cycling half of the Gentle Musers. &quot;A Peter Pan for the 90&#039;s. He has thick, wavy black hair tinged with gray at the temples. He desperately needs eyeglasses,&quot; and desperately needs a date. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MaxMiller&quot;&gt;Miller, Max&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(maks) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Most recently departed member of the Ticket on-air talent. Former keeper of eight to eleven evening slot. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MitchellBros&quot;&gt;Mitchell Brothers&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmi-chəl) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Wild strip bar in San Francisco, CA that certain members of the Ticket staff visited a few years ago and fell in love with. A place of absolute debachery.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MtBelzoni&quot;&gt;Mount Belzoni&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bel&#039;-zon-ē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; According to the Old Gray Wolf this name comes from the Nightfly album by the Great Donald Fagan. The line itself being, &quot;an independent station, W-J-A-Z with jazz and conversation from the foot of Mount Belzoni.&quot;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MurderOne&quot;&gt;Murder One&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmər-dər ˈwən) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The scariest gangb*ng deathmobile ever seen. Gordon Keith describes his experience with it:<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&quot;It was a black, late seventies, big-ass, four door Cadilac floating about three inches off the ground (hydraulic shocks) and it was decked out with neon lights, gang symbols, and everything possible to make it look more menacing. And in big gold cursive letters across the back window was the moniker &quot;Murder One&quot;. It was the freakiest thing we ever saw. We were incredulous.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;mutt&quot;&gt;Mutt&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmət) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Rich Phillips. Name given to him by Rocco after Rich admitted he was of mixed heritage and therefore, a mutt.<br /> <br /> == N ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;negatory&quot;&gt;Negatory&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnegəˌtōrē) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In a word, no. Generally followed by the word &quot;pal,&quot; depending on the level of Rhyner&#039;s pisstivity.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;nemesis&quot;&gt;Nemesis&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈne-mə-səs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Very simply, one&#039;s enemy. During football season, it turned into a regular segment-burner by having &quot;nemesis confrontation&quot; between various homers. The most notable of nemesis confronters were Paul the Damn Viking, Ray in Allen and J.D.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;NeonGlowBoys&quot;&gt;Neon Glow Boys&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnē-ˌän ˈglō ˈbȯis) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Former band of Mike Rhyner.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;RodneyNiemuth&quot;&gt;Niemuth, Rodney&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(nē muTH&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Promotions coordinator for the Little Ticket and one of the largest men in Dallas radio. Must be seen to be believed. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Numbers/A-B#behemoth|Behemoth]]&#039;&#039;&#039;. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;NurturingBosom&quot;&gt;Nurturing Bosom of the Mothership&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnər-chər iŋ bu̇-zəm) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The studio at 3500 Maple. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Numbers/A-B#BroadcastValhalla|Broadcast Valhalla]]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> == O ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Old Gray Wolf&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈōld grā wu̇lf) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Mike Rhyner. Also -- Old Gay Wolf, Old Queen Wolf. &#039;&#039;The new names come from a series of incidents that bring Rhyner&#039;s magazine subscription into question. One being his penchant for bikini brief and another being a set of reading glasses he wears which most of the crew thought presented a distinctly, non-hetero appearance.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == P ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;p1&quot;&gt;P-1&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pē wən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Weird radio jargon for someone who listens to one station exclusively. Much in the way Ticket listeners are faithful to their station.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;Paducathisho&quot;&gt;Paducathisho&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pa dü&#039;sa disho) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Amalgam of the words &quot;producer of this show.&quot; Also see -- Davidson, Corby . &#039;&#039;I&#039;m not sure where this one came from but it&#039;s from a piece of paper taped to the outside of Corby&#039;s cubicle.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;pal&quot;&gt;Pal&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pal) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Verbal cue that one has cheesed Rhyner off with some particularly ignorant statement. Usually found at the end of a statement. &#039;&#039;&quot;Now let me tell you something pal!&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;PerfumedThigh&quot;&gt;Perfumed Inner Thigh and Raised Skirt&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Alure. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Raised Skirt and Painted Lips&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Lifted Skirt and Perfumed Inner Thigh&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&quot;He was seduced by the perfumed inner thigh and raised skirt of high school football play-by-play.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;RoccoPendola&quot;&gt;Pendola, Rocco&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pen-dōl&#039;-ə) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The fungus of the Little Ticket. Former keeper of the noon to three weekdays slot. Fired because no-one at the station liked him. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[C-D#DiminutiveSportsNeapolitan|Diminutive Sports Neapolitan]]&#039;&#039;&#039;. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Rocker Pendoler&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Dickie Pendola&#039;&#039;&#039;. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;RichPhilips&quot;&gt;Philips, Rich&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈfi-ləps) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The Ticker guy for both the Chris Arnold and Rocco Pendola show. Rumored to have wrestled Harley Race in a Texas &quot;Iron Lung&quot; match. Co-host of the Throwdown with Mark Followill.. Also see Hicks, Richard (Dick), Mutt. &#039;&#039;Still known in wrestling circles as &quot;El hombre fumiando.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;PsychoDave&quot;&gt;Psycho Dave&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(sī-(ˌ)kō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Board Op for The Bob Sturm Show. Predicted by noted psychic Mike Rhyner as the one who will take his life.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;PickNPull&quot;&gt;Pick N Pull&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Texas Motor Speedway.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;pcota&quot;&gt;Press Conference of the Airwaves&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A failed bit of a feature from the Rocco Pendola show. It was supposed to be a forum when the callers would ask questions on radio&#039;s inner workings and other sundry topics. It didn&#039;t fly, but no matter since they rarely talk sports on his show anyway.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;JuliaPrice&quot;&gt;Price, Julia&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(prīs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The reigning queen of all traffic reports. Breaker of a million hearts in Ticketdom when she got married. Provides reports exclusively for the Dunham and Miller show. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#TailpipeTraffic|Stick It Up Your Tailpipe Traffic]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=M-P&diff=167 2016-01-08T19:57:11Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* N */</p> <hr /> <div>== M ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MagicalMystical&quot;&gt;Magical Mystical One&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt; (ma-ji-kəl ˈmis-ti-kəl ˈwən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham as named by Gordo. Name formerly given to one of their producers.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ManBitesDog&quot;&gt;Man bites Dog&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Something wacky. Something so unlikely as to be preposterous. &#039;&#039;I think John Burkett is the Ranger&#039;s best pitcher. That is so man bites dog.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ROMartinez&quot;&gt;Martinez, R.O.&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mär-ˈtē-nəs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One of the Ticket Sub-Culture who went on to his reward not long ago. Originally coined the phrase, &quot;Keep jammin&#039;and we&#039;ll see ya!&quot; Still used by the HardLine to this day as a tribute to him.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GiniMascorro&quot;&gt;Mascorro, Gini&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mos-cor&#039;-o) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Protege&#039; of Julia Price, Betty Page look-alike and object of lust of Ticketheads. Posesses a voice of dusky timbre. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#QueenOfDarkness|Queen of Darkness]]&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;CurtMenefee&quot;&gt;Menefee, Curt&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(me&#039;-nə-fē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One of the Ticket Originals. Keeper of the 9 to 11 weekdays slot. Could hit a softball further than any man alive. &#039;&#039;Believe it, brutha . . .&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;meltdown&quot;&gt;Meltdown&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmelt-ˌdau̇n) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A mistake in action or judgement that causes a disruption in the flow of action or thought. A snafu, foul up or unexpected error. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Expo, Wheels Off&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MildJewishPlaiddie&quot;&gt;Mild Jewish Pladdie&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mild ˈjü-ish plad&#039;-dē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Expo. A take-off on Wild, Irish Laddie. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;CraigMiller&quot;&gt;Miller, Craig&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mil&#039;-ər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The svelte, single, cycling half of the Gentle Musers. &quot;A Peter Pan for the 90&#039;s. He has thick, wavy black hair tinged with gray at the temples. He desperately needs eyeglasses,&quot; and desperately needs a date. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MaxMiller&quot;&gt;Miller, Max&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(maks) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Most recently departed member of the Ticket on-air talent. Former keeper of eight to eleven evening slot. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MitchellBros&quot;&gt;Mitchell Brothers&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmi-chəl) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Wild strip bar in San Francisco, CA that certain members of the Ticket staff visited a few years ago and fell in love with. A place of absolute debachery.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MtBelzoni&quot;&gt;Mount Belzoni&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bel&#039;-zon-ē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; According to the Old Gray Wolf this name comes from the Nightfly album by the Great Donald Fagan. The line itself being, &quot;an independent station, W-J-A-Z with jazz and conversation from the foot of Mount Belzoni.&quot;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MurderOne&quot;&gt;Murder One&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmər-dər ˈwən) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The scariest gangb*ng deathmobile ever seen. Gordon Keith describes his experience with it:<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&quot;It was a black, late seventies, big-ass, four door Cadilac floating about three inches off the ground (hydraulic shocks) and it was decked out with neon lights, gang symbols, and everything possible to make it look more menacing. And in big gold cursive letters across the back window was the moniker &quot;Murder One&quot;. It was the freakiest thing we ever saw. We were incredulous.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;mutt&quot;&gt;Mutt&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmət) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Rich Phillips. Name given to him by Rocco after Rich admitted he was of mixed heritage and therefore, a mutt.<br /> <br /> == N ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;negatory&quot;&gt;Negatory&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnegəˌtōrē) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In a word, no. Generally followed by the word &quot;pal,&quot; depending on the level of Rhyner&#039;s pisstivity.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;nemesis&quot;&gt;Nemesis&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈne-mə-səs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Very simply, one&#039;s enemy. During football season, it turned into a regular segment-burner by having &quot;nemesis confrontation&quot; between various homers. The most notable of nemesis confronters were Paul the Damn Viking, Ray in Allen and J.D.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;NeonGlowBoys&quot;&gt;Neon Glow Boys&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnē-ˌän ˈglō ˈbȯis) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Former band of Mike Rhyner.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;RodneyNiemuth&quot;&gt;Niemuth, Rodney&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(nē muTH&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Promotions coordinator for the Little Ticket and one of the largest men in Dallas radio. Must be seen to be believed. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Numbers/A-B#behemoth|Behemoth]]&#039;&#039;&#039;. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;NurturingBosom&quot;&gt;Nurturing Bosom of the Mothership&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnər-chər iŋ bu̇-zəm) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The studio at 3500 Maple. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Numbers/A-B#BroadcastValhalla|Broadcast Valhalla]]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> == O ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Old Gray Wolf&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈōld grā wu̇lf) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Mike Rhyner. Also -- Old Gay Wolf, Old Queen Wolf. &#039;&#039;The new names come from a series of incidents that bring Rhyner&#039;s magazine subscription into question. One being his penchant for bikini brief and another being a set of reading glasses he wears which most of the crew thought presented a distinctly, non-hetero appearance.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == P ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;P-1&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pē wən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Weird radio jargon for someone who listens to one station exclusively. Much in the way Ticket listeners are faithful to their station.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;Paducathisho&quot;&gt;Paducathisho&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pa dü&#039;sa disho) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Amalgam of the words &quot;producer of this show.&quot; Also see -- Davidson, Corby . &#039;&#039;I&#039;m not sure where this one came from but it&#039;s from a piece of paper taped to the outside of Corby&#039;s cubicle.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Pal&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pal) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Verbal cue that one has cheesed Rhyner off with some particularly ignorant statement. Usually found at the end of a statement. &#039;&#039;&quot;Now let me tell you something pal!&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Perfumed Inner Thigh and Raised Skirt&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Alure. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Raised Skirt and Painted Lips&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Lifted Skirt and Perfumed Inner Thigh&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&quot;He was seduced by the perfumed inner thigh and raised skirt of high school football play-by-play.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Pendola, Rocco&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pen-dōl&#039;-ə) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The fungus of the Little Ticket. Former keeper of the noon to three weekdays slot. Fired because no-one at the station liked him. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[C-D#DiminutiveSportsNeapolitan|Diminutive Sports Neapolitan]]&#039;&#039;&#039;. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Rocker Pendoler&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Dickie Pendola&#039;&#039;&#039;. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Philips, Rich&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈfi-ləps) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The Ticker guy for both the Chris Arnold and Rocco Pendola show. Rumored to have wrestled Harley Race in a Texas &quot;Iron Lung&quot; match. Co-host of the Throwdown with Mark Followill.. Also see Hicks, Richard (Dick), Mutt. &#039;&#039;Still known in wrestling circles as &quot;El hombre fumiando.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Psycho Dave&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(sī-(ˌ)kō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Board Op for The Bob Sturm Show. Predicted by noted psychic Mike Rhyner as the one who will take his life.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Pick N Pull&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Texas Motor Speedway.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Press Conference of the Airwaves&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A failed bit of a feature from the Rocco Pendola show. It was supposed to be a forum when the callers would ask questions on radio&#039;s inner workings and other sundry topics. It didn&#039;t fly, but no matter since they rarely talk sports on his show anyway.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Price, Julia&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(prīs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The reigning queen of all traffic reports. Breaker of a million hearts in Ticketdom when she got married. Provides reports exclusively for the Dunham and Miller show. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#TailpipeTraffic|Stick It Up Your Tailpipe Traffic]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=M-P&diff=166 2016-01-08T19:56:18Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* N */</p> <hr /> <div>== M ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MagicalMystical&quot;&gt;Magical Mystical One&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt; (ma-ji-kəl ˈmis-ti-kəl ˈwən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham as named by Gordo. Name formerly given to one of their producers.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ManBitesDog&quot;&gt;Man bites Dog&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Something wacky. Something so unlikely as to be preposterous. &#039;&#039;I think John Burkett is the Ranger&#039;s best pitcher. That is so man bites dog.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ROMartinez&quot;&gt;Martinez, R.O.&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mär-ˈtē-nəs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One of the Ticket Sub-Culture who went on to his reward not long ago. Originally coined the phrase, &quot;Keep jammin&#039;and we&#039;ll see ya!&quot; Still used by the HardLine to this day as a tribute to him.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GiniMascorro&quot;&gt;Mascorro, Gini&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mos-cor&#039;-o) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Protege&#039; of Julia Price, Betty Page look-alike and object of lust of Ticketheads. Posesses a voice of dusky timbre. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#QueenOfDarkness|Queen of Darkness]]&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;CurtMenefee&quot;&gt;Menefee, Curt&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(me&#039;-nə-fē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One of the Ticket Originals. Keeper of the 9 to 11 weekdays slot. Could hit a softball further than any man alive. &#039;&#039;Believe it, brutha . . .&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;meltdown&quot;&gt;Meltdown&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmelt-ˌdau̇n) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A mistake in action or judgement that causes a disruption in the flow of action or thought. A snafu, foul up or unexpected error. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Expo, Wheels Off&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MildJewishPlaiddie&quot;&gt;Mild Jewish Pladdie&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mild ˈjü-ish plad&#039;-dē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Expo. A take-off on Wild, Irish Laddie. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;CraigMiller&quot;&gt;Miller, Craig&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mil&#039;-ər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The svelte, single, cycling half of the Gentle Musers. &quot;A Peter Pan for the 90&#039;s. He has thick, wavy black hair tinged with gray at the temples. He desperately needs eyeglasses,&quot; and desperately needs a date. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MaxMiller&quot;&gt;Miller, Max&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(maks) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Most recently departed member of the Ticket on-air talent. Former keeper of eight to eleven evening slot. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MitchellBros&quot;&gt;Mitchell Brothers&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmi-chəl) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Wild strip bar in San Francisco, CA that certain members of the Ticket staff visited a few years ago and fell in love with. A place of absolute debachery.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MtBelzoni&quot;&gt;Mount Belzoni&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bel&#039;-zon-ē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; According to the Old Gray Wolf this name comes from the Nightfly album by the Great Donald Fagan. The line itself being, &quot;an independent station, W-J-A-Z with jazz and conversation from the foot of Mount Belzoni.&quot;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MurderOne&quot;&gt;Murder One&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmər-dər ˈwən) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The scariest gangb*ng deathmobile ever seen. Gordon Keith describes his experience with it:<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&quot;It was a black, late seventies, big-ass, four door Cadilac floating about three inches off the ground (hydraulic shocks) and it was decked out with neon lights, gang symbols, and everything possible to make it look more menacing. And in big gold cursive letters across the back window was the moniker &quot;Murder One&quot;. It was the freakiest thing we ever saw. We were incredulous.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;mutt&quot;&gt;Mutt&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmət) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Rich Phillips. Name given to him by Rocco after Rich admitted he was of mixed heritage and therefore, a mutt.<br /> <br /> == N ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;negatory&quot;&gt;Negatory&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnegəˌtōrē) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In a word, no. Generally followed by the word &quot;pal,&quot; depending on the level of Rhyner&#039;s pisstivity.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;nemesis&quot;&gt;Nemesis&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈne-mə-səs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Very simply, one&#039;s enemy. During football season, it turned into a regular segment-burner by having &quot;nemesis confrontation&quot; between various homers. The most notable of nemesis confronters were Paul the Damn Viking, Ray in Allen and J.D.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;NeonGlowBoys&quot;&gt;Neon Glow Boys&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnē-ˌän ˈglō ˈbȯis) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Former band of Mike Rhyner.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;RodneyNiemuth&quot;&gt;Niemuth, Rodney&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(nē muTH&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Promotions coordinator for the Little Ticket and one of the largest men in Dallas radio. Must be seen to be believed. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Numbers/A-B#Behemoth|Behemoth]]&#039;&#039;&#039;. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;NurturingBosom&quot;&gt;Nurturing Bosom of the Mothership&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnər-chər iŋ bu̇-zəm) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The studio at 3500 Maple. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Numbers/A-B#BroadcastValhalla|Broadcast Valhalla]]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> == O ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Old Gray Wolf&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈōld grā wu̇lf) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Mike Rhyner. Also -- Old Gay Wolf, Old Queen Wolf. &#039;&#039;The new names come from a series of incidents that bring Rhyner&#039;s magazine subscription into question. One being his penchant for bikini brief and another being a set of reading glasses he wears which most of the crew thought presented a distinctly, non-hetero appearance.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == P ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;P-1&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pē wən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Weird radio jargon for someone who listens to one station exclusively. Much in the way Ticket listeners are faithful to their station.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;Paducathisho&quot;&gt;Paducathisho&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pa dü&#039;sa disho) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Amalgam of the words &quot;producer of this show.&quot; Also see -- Davidson, Corby . &#039;&#039;I&#039;m not sure where this one came from but it&#039;s from a piece of paper taped to the outside of Corby&#039;s cubicle.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Pal&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pal) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Verbal cue that one has cheesed Rhyner off with some particularly ignorant statement. Usually found at the end of a statement. &#039;&#039;&quot;Now let me tell you something pal!&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Perfumed Inner Thigh and Raised Skirt&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Alure. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Raised Skirt and Painted Lips&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Lifted Skirt and Perfumed Inner Thigh&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&quot;He was seduced by the perfumed inner thigh and raised skirt of high school football play-by-play.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Pendola, Rocco&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pen-dōl&#039;-ə) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The fungus of the Little Ticket. Former keeper of the noon to three weekdays slot. Fired because no-one at the station liked him. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[C-D#DiminutiveSportsNeapolitan|Diminutive Sports Neapolitan]]&#039;&#039;&#039;. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Rocker Pendoler&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Dickie Pendola&#039;&#039;&#039;. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Philips, Rich&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈfi-ləps) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The Ticker guy for both the Chris Arnold and Rocco Pendola show. Rumored to have wrestled Harley Race in a Texas &quot;Iron Lung&quot; match. Co-host of the Throwdown with Mark Followill.. Also see Hicks, Richard (Dick), Mutt. &#039;&#039;Still known in wrestling circles as &quot;El hombre fumiando.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Psycho Dave&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(sī-(ˌ)kō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Board Op for The Bob Sturm Show. Predicted by noted psychic Mike Rhyner as the one who will take his life.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Pick N Pull&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Texas Motor Speedway.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Press Conference of the Airwaves&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A failed bit of a feature from the Rocco Pendola show. It was supposed to be a forum when the callers would ask questions on radio&#039;s inner workings and other sundry topics. It didn&#039;t fly, but no matter since they rarely talk sports on his show anyway.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Price, Julia&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(prīs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The reigning queen of all traffic reports. Breaker of a million hearts in Ticketdom when she got married. Provides reports exclusively for the Dunham and Miller show. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#TailpipeTraffic|Stick It Up Your Tailpipe Traffic]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=M-P&diff=165 2016-01-08T19:55:52Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* N */</p> <hr /> <div>== M ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MagicalMystical&quot;&gt;Magical Mystical One&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt; (ma-ji-kəl ˈmis-ti-kəl ˈwən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham as named by Gordo. Name formerly given to one of their producers.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ManBitesDog&quot;&gt;Man bites Dog&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Something wacky. Something so unlikely as to be preposterous. &#039;&#039;I think John Burkett is the Ranger&#039;s best pitcher. That is so man bites dog.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ROMartinez&quot;&gt;Martinez, R.O.&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mär-ˈtē-nəs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One of the Ticket Sub-Culture who went on to his reward not long ago. Originally coined the phrase, &quot;Keep jammin&#039;and we&#039;ll see ya!&quot; Still used by the HardLine to this day as a tribute to him.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GiniMascorro&quot;&gt;Mascorro, Gini&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mos-cor&#039;-o) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Protege&#039; of Julia Price, Betty Page look-alike and object of lust of Ticketheads. Posesses a voice of dusky timbre. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#QueenOfDarkness|Queen of Darkness]]&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;CurtMenefee&quot;&gt;Menefee, Curt&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(me&#039;-nə-fē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One of the Ticket Originals. Keeper of the 9 to 11 weekdays slot. Could hit a softball further than any man alive. &#039;&#039;Believe it, brutha . . .&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;meltdown&quot;&gt;Meltdown&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmelt-ˌdau̇n) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A mistake in action or judgement that causes a disruption in the flow of action or thought. A snafu, foul up or unexpected error. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Expo, Wheels Off&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MildJewishPlaiddie&quot;&gt;Mild Jewish Pladdie&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mild ˈjü-ish plad&#039;-dē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Expo. A take-off on Wild, Irish Laddie. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;CraigMiller&quot;&gt;Miller, Craig&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mil&#039;-ər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The svelte, single, cycling half of the Gentle Musers. &quot;A Peter Pan for the 90&#039;s. He has thick, wavy black hair tinged with gray at the temples. He desperately needs eyeglasses,&quot; and desperately needs a date. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MaxMiller&quot;&gt;Miller, Max&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(maks) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Most recently departed member of the Ticket on-air talent. Former keeper of eight to eleven evening slot. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MitchellBros&quot;&gt;Mitchell Brothers&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmi-chəl) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Wild strip bar in San Francisco, CA that certain members of the Ticket staff visited a few years ago and fell in love with. A place of absolute debachery.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MtBelzoni&quot;&gt;Mount Belzoni&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bel&#039;-zon-ē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; According to the Old Gray Wolf this name comes from the Nightfly album by the Great Donald Fagan. The line itself being, &quot;an independent station, W-J-A-Z with jazz and conversation from the foot of Mount Belzoni.&quot;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MurderOne&quot;&gt;Murder One&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmər-dər ˈwən) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The scariest gangb*ng deathmobile ever seen. Gordon Keith describes his experience with it:<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&quot;It was a black, late seventies, big-ass, four door Cadilac floating about three inches off the ground (hydraulic shocks) and it was decked out with neon lights, gang symbols, and everything possible to make it look more menacing. And in big gold cursive letters across the back window was the moniker &quot;Murder One&quot;. It was the freakiest thing we ever saw. We were incredulous.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;mutt&quot;&gt;Mutt&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmət) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Rich Phillips. Name given to him by Rocco after Rich admitted he was of mixed heritage and therefore, a mutt.<br /> <br /> == N ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;negatory&quot;&gt;Negatory&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnegəˌtōrē) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In a word, no. Generally followed by the word &quot;pal,&quot; depending on the level of Rhyner&#039;s pisstivity.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;nemesis&quot;&gt;Nemesis&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈne-mə-səs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Very simply, one&#039;s enemy. During football season, it turned into a regular segment-burner by having &quot;nemesis confrontation&quot; between various homers. The most notable of nemesis confronters were Paul the Damn Viking, Ray in Allen and J.D.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;NeonGlowBoys&quot;&gt;Neon Glow Boys&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnē-ˌän ˈglō ˈbȯis) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Former band of Mike Rhyner.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;RodneyNiemuth&quot;&gt;Niemuth, Rodney&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(nē muTH&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Promotions coordinator for the Little Ticket and one of the largest men in Dallas radio. Must be seen to be believed. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Numbers/A-B#Behemoth|Behemoth]]]Behemoth&#039;&#039;&#039;. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;NurturingBosom&quot;&gt;Nurturing Bosom of the Mothership&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnər-chər iŋ bu̇-zəm) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The studio at 3500 Maple. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Numbers/A-B#BroadcastValhalla|Broadcast Valhalla]]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> == O ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Old Gray Wolf&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈōld grā wu̇lf) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Mike Rhyner. Also -- Old Gay Wolf, Old Queen Wolf. &#039;&#039;The new names come from a series of incidents that bring Rhyner&#039;s magazine subscription into question. One being his penchant for bikini brief and another being a set of reading glasses he wears which most of the crew thought presented a distinctly, non-hetero appearance.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == P ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;P-1&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pē wən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Weird radio jargon for someone who listens to one station exclusively. Much in the way Ticket listeners are faithful to their station.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;Paducathisho&quot;&gt;Paducathisho&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pa dü&#039;sa disho) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Amalgam of the words &quot;producer of this show.&quot; Also see -- Davidson, Corby . &#039;&#039;I&#039;m not sure where this one came from but it&#039;s from a piece of paper taped to the outside of Corby&#039;s cubicle.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Pal&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pal) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Verbal cue that one has cheesed Rhyner off with some particularly ignorant statement. Usually found at the end of a statement. &#039;&#039;&quot;Now let me tell you something pal!&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Perfumed Inner Thigh and Raised Skirt&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Alure. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Raised Skirt and Painted Lips&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Lifted Skirt and Perfumed Inner Thigh&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&quot;He was seduced by the perfumed inner thigh and raised skirt of high school football play-by-play.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Pendola, Rocco&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pen-dōl&#039;-ə) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The fungus of the Little Ticket. Former keeper of the noon to three weekdays slot. Fired because no-one at the station liked him. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[C-D#DiminutiveSportsNeapolitan|Diminutive Sports Neapolitan]]&#039;&#039;&#039;. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Rocker Pendoler&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Dickie Pendola&#039;&#039;&#039;. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Philips, Rich&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈfi-ləps) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The Ticker guy for both the Chris Arnold and Rocco Pendola show. Rumored to have wrestled Harley Race in a Texas &quot;Iron Lung&quot; match. Co-host of the Throwdown with Mark Followill.. Also see Hicks, Richard (Dick), Mutt. &#039;&#039;Still known in wrestling circles as &quot;El hombre fumiando.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Psycho Dave&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(sī-(ˌ)kō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Board Op for The Bob Sturm Show. Predicted by noted psychic Mike Rhyner as the one who will take his life.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Pick N Pull&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Texas Motor Speedway.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Press Conference of the Airwaves&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A failed bit of a feature from the Rocco Pendola show. It was supposed to be a forum when the callers would ask questions on radio&#039;s inner workings and other sundry topics. It didn&#039;t fly, but no matter since they rarely talk sports on his show anyway.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Price, Julia&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(prīs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The reigning queen of all traffic reports. Breaker of a million hearts in Ticketdom when she got married. Provides reports exclusively for the Dunham and Miller show. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#TailpipeTraffic|Stick It Up Your Tailpipe Traffic]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=M-P&diff=164 2016-01-08T19:55:04Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* N */</p> <hr /> <div>== M ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MagicalMystical&quot;&gt;Magical Mystical One&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt; (ma-ji-kəl ˈmis-ti-kəl ˈwən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham as named by Gordo. Name formerly given to one of their producers.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ManBitesDog&quot;&gt;Man bites Dog&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Something wacky. Something so unlikely as to be preposterous. &#039;&#039;I think John Burkett is the Ranger&#039;s best pitcher. That is so man bites dog.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ROMartinez&quot;&gt;Martinez, R.O.&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mär-ˈtē-nəs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One of the Ticket Sub-Culture who went on to his reward not long ago. Originally coined the phrase, &quot;Keep jammin&#039;and we&#039;ll see ya!&quot; Still used by the HardLine to this day as a tribute to him.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GiniMascorro&quot;&gt;Mascorro, Gini&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mos-cor&#039;-o) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Protege&#039; of Julia Price, Betty Page look-alike and object of lust of Ticketheads. Posesses a voice of dusky timbre. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#QueenOfDarkness|Queen of Darkness]]&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;CurtMenefee&quot;&gt;Menefee, Curt&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(me&#039;-nə-fē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One of the Ticket Originals. Keeper of the 9 to 11 weekdays slot. Could hit a softball further than any man alive. &#039;&#039;Believe it, brutha . . .&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;meltdown&quot;&gt;Meltdown&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmelt-ˌdau̇n) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A mistake in action or judgement that causes a disruption in the flow of action or thought. A snafu, foul up or unexpected error. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Expo, Wheels Off&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MildJewishPlaiddie&quot;&gt;Mild Jewish Pladdie&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mild ˈjü-ish plad&#039;-dē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Expo. A take-off on Wild, Irish Laddie. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;CraigMiller&quot;&gt;Miller, Craig&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mil&#039;-ər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The svelte, single, cycling half of the Gentle Musers. &quot;A Peter Pan for the 90&#039;s. He has thick, wavy black hair tinged with gray at the temples. He desperately needs eyeglasses,&quot; and desperately needs a date. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MaxMiller&quot;&gt;Miller, Max&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(maks) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Most recently departed member of the Ticket on-air talent. Former keeper of eight to eleven evening slot. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MitchellBros&quot;&gt;Mitchell Brothers&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmi-chəl) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Wild strip bar in San Francisco, CA that certain members of the Ticket staff visited a few years ago and fell in love with. A place of absolute debachery.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MtBelzoni&quot;&gt;Mount Belzoni&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bel&#039;-zon-ē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; According to the Old Gray Wolf this name comes from the Nightfly album by the Great Donald Fagan. The line itself being, &quot;an independent station, W-J-A-Z with jazz and conversation from the foot of Mount Belzoni.&quot;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MurderOne&quot;&gt;Murder One&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmər-dər ˈwən) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The scariest gangb*ng deathmobile ever seen. Gordon Keith describes his experience with it:<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&quot;It was a black, late seventies, big-ass, four door Cadilac floating about three inches off the ground (hydraulic shocks) and it was decked out with neon lights, gang symbols, and everything possible to make it look more menacing. And in big gold cursive letters across the back window was the moniker &quot;Murder One&quot;. It was the freakiest thing we ever saw. We were incredulous.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;mutt&quot;&gt;Mutt&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmət) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Rich Phillips. Name given to him by Rocco after Rich admitted he was of mixed heritage and therefore, a mutt.<br /> <br /> == N ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;negatory&quot;&gt;Negatory&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnegəˌtōrē) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In a word, no. Generally followed by the word &quot;pal,&quot; depending on the level of Rhyner&#039;s pisstivity.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;nemesis&quot;&gt;Nemesis&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈne-mə-səs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Very simply, one&#039;s enemy. During football season, it turned into a regular segment-burner by having &quot;nemesis confrontation&quot; between various homers. The most notable of nemesis confronters were Paul the Damn Viking, Ray in Allen and J.D.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;NeonGlowBoys&quot;&gt;Neon Glow Boys&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnē-ˌän ˈglō ˈbȯis) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Former band of Mike Rhyner.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;RodneyNiemuth&quot;&gt;Niemuth, Rodney&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(nē muTH&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Promotions coordinator for the Little Ticket and one of the largest men in Dallas radio. Must be seen to be believed. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Behemoth&#039;&#039;&#039;. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;NurturingBosom&quot;&gt;Nurturing Bosom of the Mothership&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnər-chər iŋ bu̇-zəm) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The studio at 3500 Maple. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Numbers/A-B#BroadcastValhalla|Broadcast Valhalla]]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> == O ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Old Gray Wolf&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈōld grā wu̇lf) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Mike Rhyner. Also -- Old Gay Wolf, Old Queen Wolf. &#039;&#039;The new names come from a series of incidents that bring Rhyner&#039;s magazine subscription into question. One being his penchant for bikini brief and another being a set of reading glasses he wears which most of the crew thought presented a distinctly, non-hetero appearance.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == P ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;P-1&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pē wən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Weird radio jargon for someone who listens to one station exclusively. Much in the way Ticket listeners are faithful to their station.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;Paducathisho&quot;&gt;Paducathisho&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pa dü&#039;sa disho) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Amalgam of the words &quot;producer of this show.&quot; Also see -- Davidson, Corby . &#039;&#039;I&#039;m not sure where this one came from but it&#039;s from a piece of paper taped to the outside of Corby&#039;s cubicle.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Pal&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pal) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Verbal cue that one has cheesed Rhyner off with some particularly ignorant statement. Usually found at the end of a statement. &#039;&#039;&quot;Now let me tell you something pal!&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Perfumed Inner Thigh and Raised Skirt&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Alure. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Raised Skirt and Painted Lips&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Lifted Skirt and Perfumed Inner Thigh&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&quot;He was seduced by the perfumed inner thigh and raised skirt of high school football play-by-play.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Pendola, Rocco&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pen-dōl&#039;-ə) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The fungus of the Little Ticket. Former keeper of the noon to three weekdays slot. Fired because no-one at the station liked him. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[C-D#DiminutiveSportsNeapolitan|Diminutive Sports Neapolitan]]&#039;&#039;&#039;. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Rocker Pendoler&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Dickie Pendola&#039;&#039;&#039;. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Philips, Rich&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈfi-ləps) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The Ticker guy for both the Chris Arnold and Rocco Pendola show. Rumored to have wrestled Harley Race in a Texas &quot;Iron Lung&quot; match. Co-host of the Throwdown with Mark Followill.. Also see Hicks, Richard (Dick), Mutt. &#039;&#039;Still known in wrestling circles as &quot;El hombre fumiando.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Psycho Dave&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(sī-(ˌ)kō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Board Op for The Bob Sturm Show. Predicted by noted psychic Mike Rhyner as the one who will take his life.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Pick N Pull&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Texas Motor Speedway.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Press Conference of the Airwaves&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A failed bit of a feature from the Rocco Pendola show. It was supposed to be a forum when the callers would ask questions on radio&#039;s inner workings and other sundry topics. It didn&#039;t fly, but no matter since they rarely talk sports on his show anyway.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Price, Julia&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(prīs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The reigning queen of all traffic reports. Breaker of a million hearts in Ticketdom when she got married. Provides reports exclusively for the Dunham and Miller show. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#TailpipeTraffic|Stick It Up Your Tailpipe Traffic]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=M-P&diff=163 2016-01-08T19:47:37Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* M */</p> <hr /> <div>== M ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MagicalMystical&quot;&gt;Magical Mystical One&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt; (ma-ji-kəl ˈmis-ti-kəl ˈwən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham as named by Gordo. Name formerly given to one of their producers.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ManBitesDog&quot;&gt;Man bites Dog&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Something wacky. Something so unlikely as to be preposterous. &#039;&#039;I think John Burkett is the Ranger&#039;s best pitcher. That is so man bites dog.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ROMartinez&quot;&gt;Martinez, R.O.&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mär-ˈtē-nəs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One of the Ticket Sub-Culture who went on to his reward not long ago. Originally coined the phrase, &quot;Keep jammin&#039;and we&#039;ll see ya!&quot; Still used by the HardLine to this day as a tribute to him.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GiniMascorro&quot;&gt;Mascorro, Gini&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mos-cor&#039;-o) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Protege&#039; of Julia Price, Betty Page look-alike and object of lust of Ticketheads. Posesses a voice of dusky timbre. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#QueenOfDarkness|Queen of Darkness]]&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;CurtMenefee&quot;&gt;Menefee, Curt&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(me&#039;-nə-fē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One of the Ticket Originals. Keeper of the 9 to 11 weekdays slot. Could hit a softball further than any man alive. &#039;&#039;Believe it, brutha . . .&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;meltdown&quot;&gt;Meltdown&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmelt-ˌdau̇n) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A mistake in action or judgement that causes a disruption in the flow of action or thought. A snafu, foul up or unexpected error. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Expo, Wheels Off&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MildJewishPlaiddie&quot;&gt;Mild Jewish Pladdie&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mild ˈjü-ish plad&#039;-dē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Expo. A take-off on Wild, Irish Laddie. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;CraigMiller&quot;&gt;Miller, Craig&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mil&#039;-ər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The svelte, single, cycling half of the Gentle Musers. &quot;A Peter Pan for the 90&#039;s. He has thick, wavy black hair tinged with gray at the temples. He desperately needs eyeglasses,&quot; and desperately needs a date. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MaxMiller&quot;&gt;Miller, Max&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(maks) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Most recently departed member of the Ticket on-air talent. Former keeper of eight to eleven evening slot. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MitchellBros&quot;&gt;Mitchell Brothers&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmi-chəl) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Wild strip bar in San Francisco, CA that certain members of the Ticket staff visited a few years ago and fell in love with. A place of absolute debachery.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MtBelzoni&quot;&gt;Mount Belzoni&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bel&#039;-zon-ē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; According to the Old Gray Wolf this name comes from the Nightfly album by the Great Donald Fagan. The line itself being, &quot;an independent station, W-J-A-Z with jazz and conversation from the foot of Mount Belzoni.&quot;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MurderOne&quot;&gt;Murder One&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmər-dər ˈwən) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The scariest gangb*ng deathmobile ever seen. Gordon Keith describes his experience with it:<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&quot;It was a black, late seventies, big-ass, four door Cadilac floating about three inches off the ground (hydraulic shocks) and it was decked out with neon lights, gang symbols, and everything possible to make it look more menacing. And in big gold cursive letters across the back window was the moniker &quot;Murder One&quot;. It was the freakiest thing we ever saw. We were incredulous.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;mutt&quot;&gt;Mutt&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmət) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Rich Phillips. Name given to him by Rocco after Rich admitted he was of mixed heritage and therefore, a mutt.<br /> <br /> == N ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Negatory&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnegəˌtōrē) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In a word, no. Generally followed by the word &quot;pal,&quot; depending on the level of Rhyner&#039;s pisstivity.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Nemesis&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈne-mə-səs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Very simply, one&#039;s enemy. During football season, it turned into a regular segment-burner by having &quot;nemesis confrontation&quot; between various homers. The most notable of nemesis confronters were Paul the Damn Viking, Ray in Allen and J.D.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Neon Glow Boys&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnē-ˌän ˈglō ˈbȯis) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Former band of Mike Rhyner.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Niemuth, Rodney&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(nē muTH&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Promotions coordinator for the Little Ticket and one of the largest men in Dallas radio. Must be seen to be believed. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Behemoth&#039;&#039;&#039;. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;NurturingBosom&quot;&gt;Nurturing Bosom of the Mothership&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnər-chər iŋ bu̇-zəm) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The studio at 3500 Maple. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Broadcast Valhalla&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> == O ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Old Gray Wolf&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈōld grā wu̇lf) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Mike Rhyner. Also -- Old Gay Wolf, Old Queen Wolf. &#039;&#039;The new names come from a series of incidents that bring Rhyner&#039;s magazine subscription into question. One being his penchant for bikini brief and another being a set of reading glasses he wears which most of the crew thought presented a distinctly, non-hetero appearance.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == P ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;P-1&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pē wən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Weird radio jargon for someone who listens to one station exclusively. Much in the way Ticket listeners are faithful to their station.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;Paducathisho&quot;&gt;Paducathisho&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pa dü&#039;sa disho) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Amalgam of the words &quot;producer of this show.&quot; Also see -- Davidson, Corby . &#039;&#039;I&#039;m not sure where this one came from but it&#039;s from a piece of paper taped to the outside of Corby&#039;s cubicle.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Pal&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pal) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Verbal cue that one has cheesed Rhyner off with some particularly ignorant statement. Usually found at the end of a statement. &#039;&#039;&quot;Now let me tell you something pal!&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Perfumed Inner Thigh and Raised Skirt&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Alure. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Raised Skirt and Painted Lips&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Lifted Skirt and Perfumed Inner Thigh&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&quot;He was seduced by the perfumed inner thigh and raised skirt of high school football play-by-play.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Pendola, Rocco&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pen-dōl&#039;-ə) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The fungus of the Little Ticket. Former keeper of the noon to three weekdays slot. Fired because no-one at the station liked him. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[C-D#DiminutiveSportsNeapolitan|Diminutive Sports Neapolitan]]&#039;&#039;&#039;. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Rocker Pendoler&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Dickie Pendola&#039;&#039;&#039;. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Philips, Rich&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈfi-ləps) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The Ticker guy for both the Chris Arnold and Rocco Pendola show. Rumored to have wrestled Harley Race in a Texas &quot;Iron Lung&quot; match. Co-host of the Throwdown with Mark Followill.. Also see Hicks, Richard (Dick), Mutt. &#039;&#039;Still known in wrestling circles as &quot;El hombre fumiando.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Psycho Dave&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(sī-(ˌ)kō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Board Op for The Bob Sturm Show. Predicted by noted psychic Mike Rhyner as the one who will take his life.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Pick N Pull&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Texas Motor Speedway.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Press Conference of the Airwaves&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A failed bit of a feature from the Rocco Pendola show. It was supposed to be a forum when the callers would ask questions on radio&#039;s inner workings and other sundry topics. It didn&#039;t fly, but no matter since they rarely talk sports on his show anyway.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Price, Julia&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(prīs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The reigning queen of all traffic reports. Breaker of a million hearts in Ticketdom when she got married. Provides reports exclusively for the Dunham and Miller show. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#TailpipeTraffic|Stick It Up Your Tailpipe Traffic]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=M-P&diff=162 2016-01-08T16:17:07Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* M */</p> <hr /> <div>== M ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Magical Mystical One&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt; (ma-ji-kəl ˈmis-ti-kəl ˈwən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham as named by Gordo. Name formerly given to one of their producers.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Man bites Dog&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Something wacky. Something so unlikely as to be preposterous. &#039;&#039;I think John Burkett is the Ranger&#039;s best pitcher. That is so man bites dog.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martinez, R.O.&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mär-ˈtē-nəs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One of the Ticket Sub-Culture who went on to his reward not long ago. Originally coined the phrase, &quot;Keep jammin&#039;and we&#039;ll see ya!&quot; Still used by the HardLine to this day as a tribute to him.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Mascorro, Gini&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mos-cor&#039;-o) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Protege&#039; of Julia Price, Betty Page look-alike and object of lust of Ticketheads. Posesses a voice of dusky timbre. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#QueenOfDarkness|Queen of Darkness]]&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Menefee, Curt&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(me&#039;-nə-fē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One of the Ticket Originals. Keeper of the 9 to 11 weekdays slot. Could hit a softball further than any man alive. &#039;&#039;Believe it, brutha . . .&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Meltdown&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmelt-ˌdau̇n) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A mistake in action or judgement that causes a disruption in the flow of action or thought. A snafu, foul up or unexpected error. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Expo, Wheels Off&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MildJewishPlaiddie&quot;&gt;Mild Jewish Pladdie&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mild ˈjü-ish plad&#039;-dē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Expo. A take-off on Wild, Irish Laddie. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Miller, Craig&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mil&#039;-ər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The svelte, single, cycling half of the Gentle Musers. &quot;A Peter Pan for the 90&#039;s. He has thick, wavy black hair tinged with gray at the temples. He desperately needs eyeglasses,&quot; and desperately needs a date. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Miller, Max&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(maks) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Most recently departed member of the Ticket on-air talent. Former keeper of eight to eleven evening slot. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Mitchell Brothers&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmi-chəl) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Wild strip bar in San Francisco, CA that certain members of the Ticket staff visited a few years ago and fell in love with. A place of absolute debachery.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Mount Belzoni&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bel&#039;-zon-ē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; According to the Old Gray Wolf this name comes from the Nightfly album by the Great Donald Fagan. The line itself being, &quot;an independent station, W-J-A-Z with jazz and conversation from the foot of Mount Belzoni.&quot;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Murder One&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmər-dər ˈwən) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The scariest gang b*ng deathmobile ever seen. Gordon Keith describes his experience with it:<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&quot;It was a black, late seventies, big-ass, four door Cadilac floating about three inches off the ground (hydraulic shocks) and it was decked out with neon lights, gang symbols, and everything possible to make it look more menacing. And in big gold cursive letters across the back window was the moniker &quot;Murder One&quot;. It was the freakiest thing we ever saw. We were incredulous.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Mutt&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmət) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Rich Phillips. Name given to him by Rocco after Rich admitted he was of mixed heritage and therefore, a mutt.<br /> <br /> == N ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Negatory&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnegəˌtōrē) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In a word, no. Generally followed by the word &quot;pal,&quot; depending on the level of Rhyner&#039;s pisstivity.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Nemesis&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈne-mə-səs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Very simply, one&#039;s enemy. During football season, it turned into a regular segment-burner by having &quot;nemesis confrontation&quot; between various homers. The most notable of nemesis confronters were Paul the Damn Viking, Ray in Allen and J.D.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Neon Glow Boys&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnē-ˌän ˈglō ˈbȯis) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Former band of Mike Rhyner.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Niemuth, Rodney&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(nē muTH&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Promotions coordinator for the Little Ticket and one of the largest men in Dallas radio. Must be seen to be believed. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Behemoth&#039;&#039;&#039;. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;NurturingBosom&quot;&gt;Nurturing Bosom of the Mothership&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnər-chər iŋ bu̇-zəm) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The studio at 3500 Maple. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Broadcast Valhalla&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> == O ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Old Gray Wolf&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈōld grā wu̇lf) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Mike Rhyner. Also -- Old Gay Wolf, Old Queen Wolf. &#039;&#039;The new names come from a series of incidents that bring Rhyner&#039;s magazine subscription into question. One being his penchant for bikini brief and another being a set of reading glasses he wears which most of the crew thought presented a distinctly, non-hetero appearance.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == P ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;P-1&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pē wən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Weird radio jargon for someone who listens to one station exclusively. Much in the way Ticket listeners are faithful to their station.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;Paducathisho&quot;&gt;Paducathisho&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pa dü&#039;sa disho) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Amalgam of the words &quot;producer of this show.&quot; Also see -- Davidson, Corby . &#039;&#039;I&#039;m not sure where this one came from but it&#039;s from a piece of paper taped to the outside of Corby&#039;s cubicle.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Pal&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pal) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Verbal cue that one has cheesed Rhyner off with some particularly ignorant statement. Usually found at the end of a statement. &#039;&#039;&quot;Now let me tell you something pal!&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Perfumed Inner Thigh and Raised Skirt&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Alure. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Raised Skirt and Painted Lips&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Lifted Skirt and Perfumed Inner Thigh&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&quot;He was seduced by the perfumed inner thigh and raised skirt of high school football play-by-play.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Pendola, Rocco&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pen-dōl&#039;-ə) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The fungus of the Little Ticket. Former keeper of the noon to three weekdays slot. Fired because no-one at the station liked him. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[C-D#DiminutiveSportsNeapolitan|Diminutive Sports Neapolitan]]&#039;&#039;&#039;. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Rocker Pendoler&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Dickie Pendola&#039;&#039;&#039;. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Philips, Rich&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈfi-ləps) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The Ticker guy for both the Chris Arnold and Rocco Pendola show. Rumored to have wrestled Harley Race in a Texas &quot;Iron Lung&quot; match. Co-host of the Throwdown with Mark Followill.. Also see Hicks, Richard (Dick), Mutt. &#039;&#039;Still known in wrestling circles as &quot;El hombre fumiando.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Psycho Dave&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(sī-(ˌ)kō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Board Op for The Bob Sturm Show. Predicted by noted psychic Mike Rhyner as the one who will take his life.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Pick N Pull&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Texas Motor Speedway.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Press Conference of the Airwaves&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A failed bit of a feature from the Rocco Pendola show. It was supposed to be a forum when the callers would ask questions on radio&#039;s inner workings and other sundry topics. It didn&#039;t fly, but no matter since they rarely talk sports on his show anyway.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Price, Julia&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(prīs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The reigning queen of all traffic reports. Breaker of a million hearts in Ticketdom when she got married. Provides reports exclusively for the Dunham and Miller show. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#TailpipeTraffic|Stick It Up Your Tailpipe Traffic]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=I-L&diff=161 2016-01-08T16:15:18Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* L */</p> <hr /> <div><br /> == I ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;idiot&quot;&gt;&quot;Idiot, idiot, idiot&quot;&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈi-dē-ət) , &#039;&#039;interj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Exclamation, used by Greg Williams, to chastise a particularly ignorant person.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GotchaDown&quot;&gt;&quot;I gotcha down&quot;&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:Chris Arnold&#039;s acknowledgement of an opinon. &#039;&#039;Question of the day . . . are you a Cowboy fan? I gotcha down.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;imbroglio&quot;&gt;Imbroglio&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(im-ˈbrōl-(ˌ)yō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A complicated or difficult situation. &#039;&#039;I think that Michael Irvin wears an imbroglio magnet in his pants.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == J ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;JerulsalemCruisers&quot;&gt;Jerusalem Cruisers&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jə-ˈrü-s(ə-)ləm ˈkrü-zərs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Sandals.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;JohnKrukLine&quot;&gt;John Kruk Line, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(kruk) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; 787-1225, the &#039;&#039;&#039;1-Ball line&#039;&#039;&#039;. Also called the the John Kruk line since John Kruk has only one ball. &#039;&#039;If you don&#039;t know what I&#039;m talking about, ask your parents&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;junior&quot;&gt;Junior&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈjün-yər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See &#039;&#039;&#039;Miller, Craig&#039;&#039;&#039;. &#039;&#039;After former Denver Bronco, Junior Miller.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == K ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GordonKeith&quot;&gt;Keith, Gordon&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(keth) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The noted television personality, the poster-boy of underachievement, the student of Eros, the station cancer, the station mimic, the Devil&#039;s own and former finder of faggottry everywhere. Faithful sidekick to &#039;&#039;&#039;Dunham and Miller&#039;&#039;&#039; and host of &#039;&#039;&#039;Bohemian Rant&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;BigGold&quot;&gt;Keeper of the Big Gold&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkē-pər əv thə big gōld) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Julio Franco.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;KingHair&quot;&gt;King of All Hair Transplants&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkiŋ əv ˈȯl her ˌtran(t)s-ˈplants&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Dr. David Alkek<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;KingRemotes&quot;&gt;King of All Remotes&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkiŋ əv ˈȯl ri-ˈmōts&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The HardLine.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;KingFree&quot;&gt;King of Free&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkiŋ əv frē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Morry Lowry, owner of Dalworth Auto Electronics.<br /> <br /> == L ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;layst&quot;&gt;Layst&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈlās&#039;t) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Nickname for Johnny Oates. A Doogie-ism.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;JoeLetsche&quot;&gt;Letsche, Joe&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(let&#039; chē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Producer for the Bob Sturm show. His name is now used to denote any kind of generic name, in &quot;John Doe&quot; fashion. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Bullet in the brainpan&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;LittleHummerBoy&quot;&gt;Little Hummer Boy&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(li-təl ˈhə-mər bȯi) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Gordon Keith, the man who has more name than Junior Miller has dates. &#039;&#039;Of course, that&#039;s not saying much ...&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;LittleTicket&quot;&gt;Little Ticket&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(li-təl ˈti-kət) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; I.e., The Ticket. &#039;&#039;Good morning to ya, sirs&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;lizbuddie&quot;&gt;Lizbuddie&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(liz&#039; ˈbə-dē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Doogie-ism for the &quot;lawyer girlfriend.&quot; She relates it this way:<br /> <br /> ::&#039;&#039;Lizbuddie comes from an imitation by Doogie, of course, of Mark doing the scoreboard with me on his mind. (The lifted skirt, if you will.) There is a little 6 man school in B.F.E., Tx called Lazbuddie. Doogie said he could see Mark saying &quot;Lizbuddie takes so-n-so tonight..&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;LonesomeDove&quot;&gt;Lonesome Dove&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(lōn(t)-səm ˈdəv) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Williams, Greg&#039;&#039;&#039;.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=I-L&diff=160 2016-01-08T16:14:55Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* K */</p> <hr /> <div><br /> == I ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;idiot&quot;&gt;&quot;Idiot, idiot, idiot&quot;&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈi-dē-ət) , &#039;&#039;interj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Exclamation, used by Greg Williams, to chastise a particularly ignorant person.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GotchaDown&quot;&gt;&quot;I gotcha down&quot;&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:Chris Arnold&#039;s acknowledgement of an opinon. &#039;&#039;Question of the day . . . are you a Cowboy fan? I gotcha down.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;imbroglio&quot;&gt;Imbroglio&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(im-ˈbrōl-(ˌ)yō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A complicated or difficult situation. &#039;&#039;I think that Michael Irvin wears an imbroglio magnet in his pants.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == J ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;JerulsalemCruisers&quot;&gt;Jerusalem Cruisers&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jə-ˈrü-s(ə-)ləm ˈkrü-zərs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Sandals.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;JohnKrukLine&quot;&gt;John Kruk Line, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(kruk) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; 787-1225, the &#039;&#039;&#039;1-Ball line&#039;&#039;&#039;. Also called the the John Kruk line since John Kruk has only one ball. &#039;&#039;If you don&#039;t know what I&#039;m talking about, ask your parents&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;junior&quot;&gt;Junior&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈjün-yər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See &#039;&#039;&#039;Miller, Craig&#039;&#039;&#039;. &#039;&#039;After former Denver Bronco, Junior Miller.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == K ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GordonKeith&quot;&gt;Keith, Gordon&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(keth) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The noted television personality, the poster-boy of underachievement, the student of Eros, the station cancer, the station mimic, the Devil&#039;s own and former finder of faggottry everywhere. Faithful sidekick to &#039;&#039;&#039;Dunham and Miller&#039;&#039;&#039; and host of &#039;&#039;&#039;Bohemian Rant&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;BigGold&quot;&gt;Keeper of the Big Gold&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkē-pər əv thə big gōld) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Julio Franco.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;KingHair&quot;&gt;King of All Hair Transplants&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkiŋ əv ˈȯl her ˌtran(t)s-ˈplants&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Dr. David Alkek<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;KingRemotes&quot;&gt;King of All Remotes&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkiŋ əv ˈȯl ri-ˈmōts&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The HardLine.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;KingFree&quot;&gt;King of Free&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkiŋ əv frē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Morry Lowry, owner of Dalworth Auto Electronics.<br /> <br /> == L ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;layst&quot;&gt;Layst&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈlās&#039;t) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Nickname for Johnny Oates. A Doogie-ism.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;JoeLetsche&quot;&gt;Letsche, Joe&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(let&#039; chē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Producer for the Bob Sturm show. His name is now used to denote any kind of generic name, in &quot;John Doe&quot; fashion. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Bullet in the brainpan&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;LittleHummerBoy&quot;&gt;Little Hummer Boy&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(li-təl ˈhə-mər bȯi) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Gordon Keith, the man who has more name than Junior Miller has dates. &#039;&#039;Of course, that&#039;s not saying much ...&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;LittleTicket&quot;&gt;Little Ticket&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(li-təl ˈti-kət) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; I.e., The Ticket. &#039;&#039;Good morning to ya, sirs&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;lizbuddie&quot;&gt;Lizbuddie&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(liz&#039; ˈbə-dē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Doogie-ism for the &quot;lawyer girlfriend.&quot; She relates it this way:<br /> <br /> ::&#039;&#039;Lizbuddie comes from an imitation by Doogie, of course, of Mark doing the scoreboard with me on his mind. (The lifted skirt, if you will.) There is a little 6 man school in B.F.E., Tx called Lazbuddie. Doogie said he could see Mark saying &quot;Lizbuddie takes so-n-so tonight..&quot; <br /> &#039;&#039;<br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;LonesomeDove&quot;&gt;Lonesome Dove&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(lōn(t)-səm ˈdəv) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Williams, Greg&#039;&#039;&#039;.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=I-L&diff=159 2016-01-08T16:12:38Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* J */</p> <hr /> <div><br /> == I ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;idiot&quot;&gt;&quot;Idiot, idiot, idiot&quot;&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈi-dē-ət) , &#039;&#039;interj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Exclamation, used by Greg Williams, to chastise a particularly ignorant person.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GotchaDown&quot;&gt;&quot;I gotcha down&quot;&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:Chris Arnold&#039;s acknowledgement of an opinon. &#039;&#039;Question of the day . . . are you a Cowboy fan? I gotcha down.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;imbroglio&quot;&gt;Imbroglio&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(im-ˈbrōl-(ˌ)yō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A complicated or difficult situation. &#039;&#039;I think that Michael Irvin wears an imbroglio magnet in his pants.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == J ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;JerulsalemCruisers&quot;&gt;Jerusalem Cruisers&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jə-ˈrü-s(ə-)ləm ˈkrü-zərs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Sandals.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;JohnKrukLine&quot;&gt;John Kruk Line, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(kruk) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; 787-1225, the &#039;&#039;&#039;1-Ball line&#039;&#039;&#039;. Also called the the John Kruk line since John Kruk has only one ball. &#039;&#039;If you don&#039;t know what I&#039;m talking about, ask your parents&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;junior&quot;&gt;Junior&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈjün-yər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See &#039;&#039;&#039;Miller, Craig&#039;&#039;&#039;. &#039;&#039;After former Denver Bronco, Junior Miller.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == K ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GordonKeith&quot;&gt;Keith, Gordon&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(keth) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The noted television personality, the poster-boy of underachievement, the student of Eros, the station cancer, the station mimic, the Devil&#039;s own and former finder of faggottry everywhere. Faithful sidekick to &#039;&#039;&#039;Dunham and Miller&#039;&#039;&#039; and host of &#039;&#039;&#039;Bohemian Rant&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;BigGold&quot;&gt;Keeper of the Big Gold&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkē-pər əv thə big gōld) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Julio Franco.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;KingHair&quot;&gt;King of All Hair Transplants&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkiŋ əv ˈȯl her ˌtran(t)s-ˈplants&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Dr. David Alkek<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;KingRemotes&quot;&gt;King of All Remotes&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkiŋ əv ˈȯl ri-ˈmōts&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The HardLine.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;KingFree&quot;&gt;King of Free&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkiŋ əv frē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Morry Lowry, owner of Dalworth Auto Electronics.<br /> <br /> == L ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;layst&quot;&gt;Layst&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈlās&#039;t) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Nickname for Johnny Oates. A Doogie-ism.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;JoeLetsche&quot;&gt;Letsche, Joe&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(let&#039; chē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Producer for the Bob Sturm show. His name is now used to denote any kind of generic name, in &quot;John Doe&quot; fashion. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Bullet in the brainpan&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;LittleHummerBoy&quot;&gt;Little Hummer Boy&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(li-təl ˈhə-mər bȯi) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Gordon Keith, the man who has more name than Junior Miller has dates. &#039;&#039;Of course, that&#039;s not saying much ...&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;LittleTicket&quot;&gt;Little Ticket&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(li-təl ˈti-kət) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; I.e., The Ticket. &#039;&#039;Good morning to ya, sirs&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;lizbuddie&quot;&gt;Lizbuddie&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(liz&#039; ˈbə-dē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Doogie-ism for the &quot;lawyer girlfriend.&quot; She relates it this way:<br /> <br /> ::&#039;&#039;Lizbuddie comes from an imitation by Doogie, of course, of Mark doing the scoreboard with me on his mind. (The lifted skirt, if you will.) There is a little 6 man school in B.F.E., Tx called Lazbuddie. Doogie said he could see Mark saying &quot;Lizbuddie takes so-n-so tonight..&quot; <br /> &#039;&#039;<br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;LonesomeDove&quot;&gt;Lonesome Dove&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(lōn(t)-səm ˈdəv) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Williams, Greg&#039;&#039;&#039;.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=I-L&diff=158 2016-01-08T16:12:17Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* J */</p> <hr /> <div><br /> == I ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;idiot&quot;&gt;&quot;Idiot, idiot, idiot&quot;&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈi-dē-ət) , &#039;&#039;interj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Exclamation, used by Greg Williams, to chastise a particularly ignorant person.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GotchaDown&quot;&gt;&quot;I gotcha down&quot;&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:Chris Arnold&#039;s acknowledgement of an opinon. &#039;&#039;Question of the day . . . are you a Cowboy fan? I gotcha down.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;imbroglio&quot;&gt;Imbroglio&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(im-ˈbrōl-(ˌ)yō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A complicated or difficult situation. &#039;&#039;I think that Michael Irvin wears an imbroglio magnet in his pants.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == J ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;JerulsalemCruisers&quot;&gt;Jerusalem Cruisers&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jə-ˈrü-s(ə-)ləm ˈkrü-zərs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Sandals.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;JohnKrukLine&quot;&gt;John Kruk Line, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(kruk) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; 787-1225, the &#039;&#039;&#039;1-Ball line&#039;&#039;&#039;. Also called the the John Kruk line since John Kruk has only one ball. &#039;&#039;If you don&#039;t know what I&#039;m talking about, ask your parents&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;junior&quot;&gt;Junior&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈjün-yər) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See &#039;&#039;&#039;Miller, Craig&#039;&#039;&#039;. &#039;&#039;After former Denver Bronco, Junior Miller.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == K ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GordonKeith&quot;&gt;Keith, Gordon&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(keth) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The noted television personality, the poster-boy of underachievement, the student of Eros, the station cancer, the station mimic, the Devil&#039;s own and former finder of faggottry everywhere. Faithful sidekick to &#039;&#039;&#039;Dunham and Miller&#039;&#039;&#039; and host of &#039;&#039;&#039;Bohemian Rant&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;BigGold&quot;&gt;Keeper of the Big Gold&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkē-pər əv thə big gōld) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Julio Franco.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;KingHair&quot;&gt;King of All Hair Transplants&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkiŋ əv ˈȯl her ˌtran(t)s-ˈplants&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Dr. David Alkek<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;KingRemotes&quot;&gt;King of All Remotes&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkiŋ əv ˈȯl ri-ˈmōts&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The HardLine.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;KingFree&quot;&gt;King of Free&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkiŋ əv frē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Morry Lowry, owner of Dalworth Auto Electronics.<br /> <br /> == L ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;layst&quot;&gt;Layst&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈlās&#039;t) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Nickname for Johnny Oates. A Doogie-ism.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;JoeLetsche&quot;&gt;Letsche, Joe&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(let&#039; chē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Producer for the Bob Sturm show. His name is now used to denote any kind of generic name, in &quot;John Doe&quot; fashion. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Bullet in the brainpan&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;LittleHummerBoy&quot;&gt;Little Hummer Boy&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(li-təl ˈhə-mər bȯi) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Gordon Keith, the man who has more name than Junior Miller has dates. &#039;&#039;Of course, that&#039;s not saying much ...&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;LittleTicket&quot;&gt;Little Ticket&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(li-təl ˈti-kət) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; I.e., The Ticket. &#039;&#039;Good morning to ya, sirs&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;lizbuddie&quot;&gt;Lizbuddie&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(liz&#039; ˈbə-dē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Doogie-ism for the &quot;lawyer girlfriend.&quot; She relates it this way:<br /> <br /> ::&#039;&#039;Lizbuddie comes from an imitation by Doogie, of course, of Mark doing the scoreboard with me on his mind. (The lifted skirt, if you will.) There is a little 6 man school in B.F.E., Tx called Lazbuddie. Doogie said he could see Mark saying &quot;Lizbuddie takes so-n-so tonight..&quot; <br /> &#039;&#039;<br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;LonesomeDove&quot;&gt;Lonesome Dove&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(lōn(t)-səm ˈdəv) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Williams, Greg&#039;&#039;&#039;.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=I-L&diff=157 2016-01-08T16:12:04Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* I */</p> <hr /> <div><br /> == I ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;idiot&quot;&gt;&quot;Idiot, idiot, idiot&quot;&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈi-dē-ət) , &#039;&#039;interj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Exclamation, used by Greg Williams, to chastise a particularly ignorant person.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GotchaDown&quot;&gt;&quot;I gotcha down&quot;&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:Chris Arnold&#039;s acknowledgement of an opinon. &#039;&#039;Question of the day . . . are you a Cowboy fan? I gotcha down.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;imbroglio&quot;&gt;Imbroglio&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(im-ˈbrōl-(ˌ)yō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A complicated or difficult situation. &#039;&#039;I think that Michael Irvin wears an imbroglio magnet in his pants.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == J ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;JerulsalemCruisers&quot;&gt;Jerusalem Cruisers&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jə-ˈrü-s(ə-)ləm ˈkrü-zərs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Sandals.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;JohnKrukLine&quot;&gt;John Kruk Line, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(kruk) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; 787-1225, the &#039;&#039;&#039;1-Ball line&#039;&#039;&#039;. Also called the the John Kruk line since John Kruk has only one ball. &#039;&#039;If you don&#039;t know what I&#039;m talking about, ask your parents&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;junior&quot;&gt;Junior&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈjün-yər) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See &#039;&#039;&#039;Miller, Craig&#039;&#039;&#039;. &#039;&#039;After former Denver Bronco, Junior Miller.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == K ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GordonKeith&quot;&gt;Keith, Gordon&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(keth) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The noted television personality, the poster-boy of underachievement, the student of Eros, the station cancer, the station mimic, the Devil&#039;s own and former finder of faggottry everywhere. Faithful sidekick to &#039;&#039;&#039;Dunham and Miller&#039;&#039;&#039; and host of &#039;&#039;&#039;Bohemian Rant&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;BigGold&quot;&gt;Keeper of the Big Gold&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkē-pər əv thə big gōld) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Julio Franco.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;KingHair&quot;&gt;King of All Hair Transplants&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkiŋ əv ˈȯl her ˌtran(t)s-ˈplants&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Dr. David Alkek<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;KingRemotes&quot;&gt;King of All Remotes&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkiŋ əv ˈȯl ri-ˈmōts&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The HardLine.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;KingFree&quot;&gt;King of Free&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkiŋ əv frē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Morry Lowry, owner of Dalworth Auto Electronics.<br /> <br /> == L ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;layst&quot;&gt;Layst&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈlās&#039;t) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Nickname for Johnny Oates. A Doogie-ism.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;JoeLetsche&quot;&gt;Letsche, Joe&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(let&#039; chē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Producer for the Bob Sturm show. His name is now used to denote any kind of generic name, in &quot;John Doe&quot; fashion. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Bullet in the brainpan&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;LittleHummerBoy&quot;&gt;Little Hummer Boy&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(li-təl ˈhə-mər bȯi) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Gordon Keith, the man who has more name than Junior Miller has dates. &#039;&#039;Of course, that&#039;s not saying much ...&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;LittleTicket&quot;&gt;Little Ticket&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(li-təl ˈti-kət) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; I.e., The Ticket. &#039;&#039;Good morning to ya, sirs&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;lizbuddie&quot;&gt;Lizbuddie&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(liz&#039; ˈbə-dē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Doogie-ism for the &quot;lawyer girlfriend.&quot; She relates it this way:<br /> <br /> ::&#039;&#039;Lizbuddie comes from an imitation by Doogie, of course, of Mark doing the scoreboard with me on his mind. (The lifted skirt, if you will.) There is a little 6 man school in B.F.E., Tx called Lazbuddie. Doogie said he could see Mark saying &quot;Lizbuddie takes so-n-so tonight..&quot; <br /> &#039;&#039;<br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;LonesomeDove&quot;&gt;Lonesome Dove&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(lōn(t)-səm ˈdəv) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Williams, Greg&#039;&#039;&#039;.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=I-L&diff=156 2016-01-08T16:11:48Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* L */</p> <hr /> <div><br /> == I ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;idiot&quot;&gt;&quot;Idiot, idiot, idiot&quot;&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈi-dē-ət) , &#039;&#039;interj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Exclamation, used by Greg Williams, to chastise a particularly ignorant person.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GotchaDown&quot;&gt;&quot;I gotcha down&quot;&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :Chris Arnold&#039;s acknowledgement of an opinon. &#039;&#039;Question of the day . . . are you a Cowboy fan? I gotcha down.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;imbroglio&quot;&gt;Imbroglio&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(im-ˈbrōl-(ˌ)yō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A complicated or difficult situation. &#039;&#039;I think that Michael Irvin wears an imbroglio magnet in his pants.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == J ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;JerulsalemCruisers&quot;&gt;Jerusalem Cruisers&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jə-ˈrü-s(ə-)ləm ˈkrü-zərs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Sandals.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;JohnKrukLine&quot;&gt;John Kruk Line, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(kruk) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; 787-1225, the &#039;&#039;&#039;1-Ball line&#039;&#039;&#039;. Also called the the John Kruk line since John Kruk has only one ball. &#039;&#039;If you don&#039;t know what I&#039;m talking about, ask your parents&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;junior&quot;&gt;Junior&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈjün-yər) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See &#039;&#039;&#039;Miller, Craig&#039;&#039;&#039;. &#039;&#039;After former Denver Bronco, Junior Miller.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == K ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GordonKeith&quot;&gt;Keith, Gordon&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(keth) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The noted television personality, the poster-boy of underachievement, the student of Eros, the station cancer, the station mimic, the Devil&#039;s own and former finder of faggottry everywhere. Faithful sidekick to &#039;&#039;&#039;Dunham and Miller&#039;&#039;&#039; and host of &#039;&#039;&#039;Bohemian Rant&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;BigGold&quot;&gt;Keeper of the Big Gold&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkē-pər əv thə big gōld) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Julio Franco.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;KingHair&quot;&gt;King of All Hair Transplants&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkiŋ əv ˈȯl her ˌtran(t)s-ˈplants&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Dr. David Alkek<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;KingRemotes&quot;&gt;King of All Remotes&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkiŋ əv ˈȯl ri-ˈmōts&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The HardLine.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;KingFree&quot;&gt;King of Free&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkiŋ əv frē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Morry Lowry, owner of Dalworth Auto Electronics.<br /> <br /> == L ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;layst&quot;&gt;Layst&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈlās&#039;t) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Nickname for Johnny Oates. A Doogie-ism.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;JoeLetsche&quot;&gt;Letsche, Joe&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(let&#039; chē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Producer for the Bob Sturm show. His name is now used to denote any kind of generic name, in &quot;John Doe&quot; fashion. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Bullet in the brainpan&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;LittleHummerBoy&quot;&gt;Little Hummer Boy&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(li-təl ˈhə-mər bȯi) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Gordon Keith, the man who has more name than Junior Miller has dates. &#039;&#039;Of course, that&#039;s not saying much ...&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;LittleTicket&quot;&gt;Little Ticket&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(li-təl ˈti-kət) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; I.e., The Ticket. &#039;&#039;Good morning to ya, sirs&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;lizbuddie&quot;&gt;Lizbuddie&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(liz&#039; ˈbə-dē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Doogie-ism for the &quot;lawyer girlfriend.&quot; She relates it this way:<br /> <br /> ::&#039;&#039;Lizbuddie comes from an imitation by Doogie, of course, of Mark doing the scoreboard with me on his mind. (The lifted skirt, if you will.) There is a little 6 man school in B.F.E., Tx called Lazbuddie. Doogie said he could see Mark saying &quot;Lizbuddie takes so-n-so tonight..&quot; <br /> &#039;&#039;<br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;LonesomeDove&quot;&gt;Lonesome Dove&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(lōn(t)-səm ˈdəv) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Williams, Greg&#039;&#039;&#039;.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=I-L&diff=155 2016-01-08T16:10:56Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* L */</p> <hr /> <div><br /> == I ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;idiot&quot;&gt;&quot;Idiot, idiot, idiot&quot;&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈi-dē-ət) , &#039;&#039;interj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Exclamation, used by Greg Williams, to chastise a particularly ignorant person.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GotchaDown&quot;&gt;&quot;I gotcha down&quot;&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :Chris Arnold&#039;s acknowledgement of an opinon. &#039;&#039;Question of the day . . . are you a Cowboy fan? I gotcha down.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;imbroglio&quot;&gt;Imbroglio&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(im-ˈbrōl-(ˌ)yō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A complicated or difficult situation. &#039;&#039;I think that Michael Irvin wears an imbroglio magnet in his pants.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == J ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;JerulsalemCruisers&quot;&gt;Jerusalem Cruisers&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jə-ˈrü-s(ə-)ləm ˈkrü-zərs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Sandals.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;JohnKrukLine&quot;&gt;John Kruk Line, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(kruk) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; 787-1225, the &#039;&#039;&#039;1-Ball line&#039;&#039;&#039;. Also called the the John Kruk line since John Kruk has only one ball. &#039;&#039;If you don&#039;t know what I&#039;m talking about, ask your parents&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;junior&quot;&gt;Junior&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈjün-yər) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See &#039;&#039;&#039;Miller, Craig&#039;&#039;&#039;. &#039;&#039;After former Denver Bronco, Junior Miller.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == K ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GordonKeith&quot;&gt;Keith, Gordon&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(keth) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The noted television personality, the poster-boy of underachievement, the student of Eros, the station cancer, the station mimic, the Devil&#039;s own and former finder of faggottry everywhere. Faithful sidekick to &#039;&#039;&#039;Dunham and Miller&#039;&#039;&#039; and host of &#039;&#039;&#039;Bohemian Rant&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;BigGold&quot;&gt;Keeper of the Big Gold&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkē-pər əv thə big gōld) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Julio Franco.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;KingHair&quot;&gt;King of All Hair Transplants&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkiŋ əv ˈȯl her ˌtran(t)s-ˈplants&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Dr. David Alkek<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;KingRemotes&quot;&gt;King of All Remotes&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkiŋ əv ˈȯl ri-ˈmōts&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The HardLine.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;KingFree&quot;&gt;King of Free&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkiŋ əv frē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Morry Lowry, owner of Dalworth Auto Electronics.<br /> <br /> == L ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;layst&quot;&gt;Layst&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈlās&#039;t) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Nickname for Johnny Oates. A Doogie-ism.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;JoeLetsche&quot;&gt;Letsche, Joe&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(let&#039; chē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Producer for the Bob Sturm show. His name is now used to denote any kind of generic name, in &quot;John Doe&quot; fashion. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Bullet in the brainpan&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;LittleHummerBoy&quot;&gt;Little Hummer Boy&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(li-təl ˈhə-mər bȯi) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Gordon Keith, the man who has more name than Junior Miller has dates. &#039;&#039;Of course, that&#039;s not saying much ...&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;LittleTicket&quot;&gt;Little Ticket&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(li-təl ˈti-kət) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; I.e., The Ticket. &#039;&#039;Good morning to ya, sirs&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;lizbuddie&quot;&gt;Lizbuddie&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(liz&#039; ˈbə-dē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Doogie-ism for the &quot;lawyer girlfriend.&quot; She relates it this way:<br /> <br /> ::&#039;&#039;Lizbuddie comes from an imitation by Doogie, of course, of Mark doing the scoreboard with me on his mind. (The lifted skirt, if you will.) There is a little 6 man school in B.F.E., Tx called Lazbuddie. Doogie said he could see Mark saying &quot;Lizbuddie takes so-n-so tonight..&quot; <br /> &#039;&#039;<br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;LonesomeDove&quot;&gt;Lonesome Dove&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(lōn(t)-səm ˈdəv) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Williams, Greg&#039;&#039;&#039;.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=I-L&diff=154 2016-01-08T15:50:44Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* K */</p> <hr /> <div><br /> == I ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;idiot&quot;&gt;&quot;Idiot, idiot, idiot&quot;&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈi-dē-ət) , &#039;&#039;interj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Exclamation, used by Greg Williams, to chastise a particularly ignorant person.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GotchaDown&quot;&gt;&quot;I gotcha down&quot;&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :Chris Arnold&#039;s acknowledgement of an opinon. &#039;&#039;Question of the day . . . are you a Cowboy fan? I gotcha down.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;imbroglio&quot;&gt;Imbroglio&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(im-ˈbrōl-(ˌ)yō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A complicated or difficult situation. &#039;&#039;I think that Michael Irvin wears an imbroglio magnet in his pants.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == J ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;JerulsalemCruisers&quot;&gt;Jerusalem Cruisers&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jə-ˈrü-s(ə-)ləm ˈkrü-zərs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Sandals.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;JohnKrukLine&quot;&gt;John Kruk Line, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(kruk) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; 787-1225, the &#039;&#039;&#039;1-Ball line&#039;&#039;&#039;. Also called the the John Kruk line since John Kruk has only one ball. &#039;&#039;If you don&#039;t know what I&#039;m talking about, ask your parents&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;junior&quot;&gt;Junior&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈjün-yər) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See &#039;&#039;&#039;Miller, Craig&#039;&#039;&#039;. &#039;&#039;After former Denver Bronco, Junior Miller.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == K ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GordonKeith&quot;&gt;Keith, Gordon&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(keth) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The noted television personality, the poster-boy of underachievement, the student of Eros, the station cancer, the station mimic, the Devil&#039;s own and former finder of faggottry everywhere. Faithful sidekick to &#039;&#039;&#039;Dunham and Miller&#039;&#039;&#039; and host of &#039;&#039;&#039;Bohemian Rant&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;BigGold&quot;&gt;Keeper of the Big Gold&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkē-pər əv thə big gōld) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Julio Franco.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;KingHair&quot;&gt;King of All Hair Transplants&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkiŋ əv ˈȯl her ˌtran(t)s-ˈplants&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Dr. David Alkek<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;KingRemotes&quot;&gt;King of All Remotes&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkiŋ əv ˈȯl ri-ˈmōts&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The HardLine.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;KingFree&quot;&gt;King of Free&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkiŋ əv frē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Morry Lowry, owner of Dalworth Auto Electronics.<br /> <br /> == L ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Layst&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈlās&#039;t) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Nickname for Johnny Oates. A Doogie-ism.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Letsche, Joe&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(let&#039; chē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Producer for the Bob Sturm show. His name is now used to denote any kind of generic name, in &quot;John Doe&quot; fashion. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Bullet in the brainpan&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Little Hummer Boy&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(li-təl ˈhə-mər bȯi) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Gordon Keith, the man who has more name than Junior Miller has dates. &#039;&#039;Of course, that&#039;s not saying much ...&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Little Ticket&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(li-təl ˈti-kət) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; I.e., The Ticket. &#039;&#039;Good morning to ya, sirs&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Lizbuddie&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(liz&#039; ˈbə-dē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Doogie-ism for the &quot;lawyer girlfriend.&quot; She relates it this way:<br /> <br /> ::&#039;&#039;Lizbuddie comes from an imitation by Doogie, of course, of Mark doing the scoreboard with me on his mind. (The lifted skirt, if you will.) There is a little 6 man school in B.F.E., Tx called Lazbuddie. Doogie said he could see Mark saying &quot;Lizbuddie takes so-n-so tonight..&quot; <br /> &#039;&#039;<br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Lonesome Dove&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(lōn(t)-səm ˈdəv) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Williams, Greg&#039;&#039;&#039;.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=I-L&diff=153 2016-01-08T15:46:26Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* J */</p> <hr /> <div><br /> == I ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;idiot&quot;&gt;&quot;Idiot, idiot, idiot&quot;&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈi-dē-ət) , &#039;&#039;interj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Exclamation, used by Greg Williams, to chastise a particularly ignorant person.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GotchaDown&quot;&gt;&quot;I gotcha down&quot;&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :Chris Arnold&#039;s acknowledgement of an opinon. &#039;&#039;Question of the day . . . are you a Cowboy fan? I gotcha down.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;imbroglio&quot;&gt;Imbroglio&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(im-ˈbrōl-(ˌ)yō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A complicated or difficult situation. &#039;&#039;I think that Michael Irvin wears an imbroglio magnet in his pants.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == J ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;JerulsalemCruisers&quot;&gt;Jerusalem Cruisers&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jə-ˈrü-s(ə-)ləm ˈkrü-zərs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Sandals.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;JohnKrukLine&quot;&gt;John Kruk Line, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(kruk) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; 787-1225, the &#039;&#039;&#039;1-Ball line&#039;&#039;&#039;. Also called the the John Kruk line since John Kruk has only one ball. &#039;&#039;If you don&#039;t know what I&#039;m talking about, ask your parents&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;junior&quot;&gt;Junior&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈjün-yər) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See &#039;&#039;&#039;Miller, Craig&#039;&#039;&#039;. &#039;&#039;After former Denver Bronco, Junior Miller.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == K ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Keith, Gordon&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(keth) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The noted television personality, the poster-boy of underachievement, the student of Eros, the station cancer, the station mimic, the Devil&#039;s own and former finder of faggottry everywhere. Faithful sidekick to &#039;&#039;&#039;Dunham and Miller&#039;&#039;&#039; and host of &#039;&#039;&#039;Bohemian Rant&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Keeper of the Big Gold&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkē-pər əv thə big gōld) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Julio Franco.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;King of All Hair Transplants&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkiŋ əv ˈȯl her ˌtran(t)s-ˈplants&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Dr. David Alkek<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;King of All Remotes&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkiŋ əv ˈȯl ri-ˈmōts&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The HardLine.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;King of Free&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkiŋ əv frē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Morry Lowry, owner of Dalworth Auto Electronics.<br /> <br /> == L ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Layst&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈlās&#039;t) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Nickname for Johnny Oates. A Doogie-ism.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Letsche, Joe&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(let&#039; chē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Producer for the Bob Sturm show. His name is now used to denote any kind of generic name, in &quot;John Doe&quot; fashion. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Bullet in the brainpan&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Little Hummer Boy&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(li-təl ˈhə-mər bȯi) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Gordon Keith, the man who has more name than Junior Miller has dates. &#039;&#039;Of course, that&#039;s not saying much ...&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Little Ticket&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(li-təl ˈti-kət) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; I.e., The Ticket. &#039;&#039;Good morning to ya, sirs&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Lizbuddie&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(liz&#039; ˈbə-dē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Doogie-ism for the &quot;lawyer girlfriend.&quot; She relates it this way:<br /> <br /> ::&#039;&#039;Lizbuddie comes from an imitation by Doogie, of course, of Mark doing the scoreboard with me on his mind. (The lifted skirt, if you will.) There is a little 6 man school in B.F.E., Tx called Lazbuddie. Doogie said he could see Mark saying &quot;Lizbuddie takes so-n-so tonight..&quot; <br /> &#039;&#039;<br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Lonesome Dove&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(lōn(t)-səm ˈdəv) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Williams, Greg&#039;&#039;&#039;.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=I-L&diff=152 2016-01-08T15:46:19Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* I */</p> <hr /> <div><br /> == I ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;idiot&quot;&gt;&quot;Idiot, idiot, idiot&quot;&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈi-dē-ət) , &#039;&#039;interj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Exclamation, used by Greg Williams, to chastise a particularly ignorant person.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GotchaDown&quot;&gt;&quot;I gotcha down&quot;&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :Chris Arnold&#039;s acknowledgement of an opinon. &#039;&#039;Question of the day . . . are you a Cowboy fan? I gotcha down.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;imbroglio&quot;&gt;Imbroglio&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(im-ˈbrōl-(ˌ)yō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A complicated or difficult situation. &#039;&#039;I think that Michael Irvin wears an imbroglio magnet in his pants.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == J ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Jerusalem Cruisers&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jə-ˈrü-s(ə-)ləm ˈkrü-zərs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Sandals.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;JohnKrukLine&quot;&gt;John Kruk Line, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(kruk) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; 787-1225, the &#039;&#039;&#039;1-Ball line&#039;&#039;&#039;. Also called the the John Kruk line since John Kruk has only one ball. &#039;&#039;If you don&#039;t know what I&#039;m talking about, ask your parents&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Junior&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈjün-yər) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See &#039;&#039;&#039;Miller, Craig&#039;&#039;&#039;. &#039;&#039;After former Denver Bronco, Junior Miller.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == K ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Keith, Gordon&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(keth) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The noted television personality, the poster-boy of underachievement, the student of Eros, the station cancer, the station mimic, the Devil&#039;s own and former finder of faggottry everywhere. Faithful sidekick to &#039;&#039;&#039;Dunham and Miller&#039;&#039;&#039; and host of &#039;&#039;&#039;Bohemian Rant&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Keeper of the Big Gold&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkē-pər əv thə big gōld) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Julio Franco.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;King of All Hair Transplants&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkiŋ əv ˈȯl her ˌtran(t)s-ˈplants&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Dr. David Alkek<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;King of All Remotes&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkiŋ əv ˈȯl ri-ˈmōts&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The HardLine.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;King of Free&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkiŋ əv frē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Morry Lowry, owner of Dalworth Auto Electronics.<br /> <br /> == L ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Layst&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈlās&#039;t) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Nickname for Johnny Oates. A Doogie-ism.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Letsche, Joe&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(let&#039; chē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Producer for the Bob Sturm show. His name is now used to denote any kind of generic name, in &quot;John Doe&quot; fashion. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Bullet in the brainpan&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Little Hummer Boy&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(li-təl ˈhə-mər bȯi) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Gordon Keith, the man who has more name than Junior Miller has dates. &#039;&#039;Of course, that&#039;s not saying much ...&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Little Ticket&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(li-təl ˈti-kət) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; I.e., The Ticket. &#039;&#039;Good morning to ya, sirs&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Lizbuddie&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(liz&#039; ˈbə-dē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Doogie-ism for the &quot;lawyer girlfriend.&quot; She relates it this way:<br /> <br /> ::&#039;&#039;Lizbuddie comes from an imitation by Doogie, of course, of Mark doing the scoreboard with me on his mind. (The lifted skirt, if you will.) There is a little 6 man school in B.F.E., Tx called Lazbuddie. Doogie said he could see Mark saying &quot;Lizbuddie takes so-n-so tonight..&quot; <br /> &#039;&#039;<br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Lonesome Dove&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(lōn(t)-səm ˈdəv) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Williams, Greg&#039;&#039;&#039;.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=E-H&diff=151 2016-01-08T15:35:04Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* H */</p> <hr /> <div><br /> == E ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MarkElfenbein&quot;&gt;Elfenbein, Mark&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(elf&#039; ən bin) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Current keeper of the nine to eleven Sunday slot. Recently sent Leonard Nimoy in search of his erstwhile partner, Steve Shapiro. Also -- Bottle Rockets <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;entourage&quot;&gt;Entourage&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(än&#039; tú räzh) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A group of spares, like a herd of cattle. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#spare|Spare]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;epitome&quot;&gt;Epitome&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ep-i-tōm&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Common meaning, uncommon pronunciation. &#039;&#039;Possibly the most infamous of Greggo&#039;s malapropisms.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;expo&quot;&gt;Expo&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ek spo&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Kevin Fox. Young, defiant and not-near-as -power-drunk- as-Cat, board operator for the HardLine. Called a &quot;young Fred Norris.&quot; The nickname is derived from his mathmatical background. Short for &quot;the exponential intern.&quot; Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[M-P#MildJewishPlaiddie|Mild Jewish Plaiddie]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> == F ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;FailedBit&quot;&gt;Failed Bit Watch/Warning&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fāld bit wäch/wȯr-niŋ) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A condition issued by one of the major weather forecasting bodies predicting the onset of a failed bit. Came into prominence during the regular running of the &quot;Mailbag&quot; feature on the HardLine.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;falcon&quot;&gt;Falcon&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fal-kən) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The Ticket&#039;s traffic helicopter gunship. Usually piloted by Gordon Keith. Which may be why it tends to crash quite a bit.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MarkFollowill&quot;&gt;Followill, Mark&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fä-(ˌ)lō-wəl) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Blonde-haired, blue-eyed devil and advocate of anything radically Right-Wing. Ticker Field Marshall for the Hardline, host for the Throwdown and netminder for the Team HardLine hockey team. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#RagingSexualFury|Raging Sexual Fury]]&#039;&#039;&#039;. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;WirelessMic&quot;&gt;Feedback, foldback, flashback, on-your-back, satellite apparatus&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A wireless microphone. Named such by Rhyner while vamping during a &quot;Cowboy Wednesday&quot; report given by Gordo. &#039;&#039;The flashback portion added on at request of Hippie (at that time) in Euless when Rhyner got confused as to what year it was and what station he worked for&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MikeFernandez&quot;&gt;Fernandez, Mike&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fər-ˈnan-ˌdez) :&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Producer for the Gentle Musers. Bears a striking resemblance to a derranged Keebler elf in his Guys&#039; Guide to the Holidays photo. Unofficial nemesis of Sideshow Bob. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Fernando&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;FlagranteDelecto&quot;&gt;Flagrante Delecto&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fləˈ-grănti di-ˈlik-(ˌ)tō ) &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In the words of the Old Gray Wolf, screwing. Usually with someone you&#039;re not supposed to be screwing with.<br /> <br /> == G ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;Geezer&quot;&gt;Geezer, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gē-zər) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Rick Arnett as dubbed by Rocco Pendola.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GentleMusers&quot;&gt;Gentle Musers&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jen-təl myü-zərz) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham and Craig Miller. Keepers of the five-thirty to ten mornings slot. Considered exeedingly sexy by one Holly Mullen.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;BruceGilbert&quot;&gt;Gilbert, Bruce&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gil-bərt) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The latest and greatest program director for the Little Ticket. Also MVP of the Team HardLine hockey team whose Northern-honed skills carried the team during the Charity Challenge.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;Georgio&quot;&gt;Georgio&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jör&#039;-jē-ō) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Magical Mystical One&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;FlagFootball&quot;&gt;Glorified Flag Football Player&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈglȯr-ə-ˌfīd flag fu̇t-ˌbȯl plā-ər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Deion Sanders.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GonorrheaOfSports&quot;&gt;Gonorrhea of Sports, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gä-nə-ˈrē-ə) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; According to Mike Rhyner, NASCAR racing.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GoofyDeer&quot;&gt;Goofy Deer&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gü-fē dir) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Name given to Gordon Keith by Chief Wahoo.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GotItGoinOn&quot;&gt;Got it goin&#039; on&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈgät it gō&#039;-in ȯn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Originally, the catch phrase for the Texas Ranger&#039;s only championship season (1996). Now, generically used for anything of merit.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GreatGordo&quot;&gt;Great Gordo, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(grāt gȯr-(ˌ)dō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See &#039;&#039;&#039;Keith, Gordon&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GreatGame&quot;&gt;Great Game, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(grāt gām) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One word: Baseball.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;greatness&quot;&gt;Greatness, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(grāt&#039;-nes) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In most sport circles, a reference to the Oakland Raiders. From 3 to 7 PM on the Ticket, refers to former Cowboys&#039; coach, Jimmy Johnson.<br /> <br /> == H ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;HalcyonDays&quot;&gt;Halcyon Days&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhal-sē-ən dāz) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The good old days. Happy times. &#039;&#039;Back in the halcyon days when the Greatness that is Jimmy was here.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;hambonita&quot;&gt;Hambonita&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ham&#039;-bō-nēta) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See &#039;&#039;&#039;Williams, Greg&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;hammer&quot;&gt;Hammer&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ha-mər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Nickname won by Greg Williams from Greg &quot;The Hammer&quot; Valentine in a, best two out of three falls, Wise County Speed Lab Cage match. Name actually given to him by Randy Galloway for, so far, unrevealed reasons.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;hardline&quot;&gt;HardLine, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(härd-ˈlīn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Mike Rhyner and Greg Williams. Keepers of the three to seven weekdays &quot;Afternoon Drive&quot; slot, which they handily dominate. The name itself was derived from the Terrence Trent D&#039;Arby album &#039;&#039;The Hardline According to Terrence Trent D&#039;Arby.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;HardlineSalute&quot;&gt;HardLine Salute&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A gesture made with the hand to show identification with the HardLine. &#039;&#039;Think of it this way: Three down lineman with the linebacker coming up into the gap . . . The Bird. You&#039;re shooting someone the Bird, O.K.?!?&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;hardlinersdotcom&quot;&gt;hardliners.com&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; New name for the unofficial HardLine web page. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Virtual Rigidity&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;HeaveTo&quot;&gt;Heave to&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hēv&#039; tü) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; To stop a ship especially by bringing its head into the wind and trimming the sails so they act against one another.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;hemmingways&quot;&gt;Hemmingways, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(he-miŋ-ˌwāz) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Former band of the &#039;&#039;&#039;Great Gordo&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;HerdOfGeorgios&quot;&gt;Herd of Georgios&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Simulating a large number of cattle using the trademark, barritone &quot;yeah&quot; of George Dunham. Can be used as a highly effective whip.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;RichardHicks&quot;&gt;Hicks, Richard (Dick)&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hiks) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Phillips, Rich&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;HighToned&quot;&gt;High-toned&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(haɪ tōnd) :&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Exemplary. Proper or with a sense of decorum. A rare occurance on the Ticket.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;HigherAuthority&quot;&gt;Higher Authority&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(&#039;haɪər ə-ˈthär-ə-tē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Chuck Cooperstein, as dubbed by Mike Rhyner, due to his vast knowledge.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;HockeyNicknames&quot;&gt;Hockey nicknames&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :Names given to NHL hockey teams by Mike Rhyner. Though he has said that he won&#039;t use part of the teams name for the nickname, there are several instances of such.<br /> <br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;10&quot; class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;margin: auto;&quot;<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Anaheim Mighty Ducks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Web<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Florida Panthers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Pan<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Phoenix Coyotes&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Canine<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Boston Bruins&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Hub<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Los Angeles Kings&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Crown<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Pittsburgh Penguins&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Pen<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Buffalo Sabres&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Terrible Smith Sword<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Montreal Canadiens&#039;&#039;&#039; -- The Bleu, Blanc et Rouge<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;St Louis Blues&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Note<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Calgary Flames&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fire<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Nashville Predators&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fang<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;San Jose Sharks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fin<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Carolina Hurricanes&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Storm<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New Jersey Devils&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Satan<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Tampa Bay Lightning&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Ning<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Chicago Blackhawks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Chief<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New York Islanders&#039;&#039;&#039; -- I<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Toronto Maple Leafs&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Foliage<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Colorado Avalanche&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Lanche<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New York Rangers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Blueshirt<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Vancouver Canucks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Nuck<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Detroit Red Wings&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Wing<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Ottawa Senators&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Nat<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Washington Capitols&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Dome<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Edmonton Oilers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Crude<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Philadelphia Flyers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fly<br /> |<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;HollyWood&quot;&gt;Holly Wood&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhä-lē-ˌwu̇d) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Mike Rhyner&#039;&#039;&#039;. The name that Rhyner had signed on an old &#039;&#039;&#039;Neon Glow Boys&#039;&#039;&#039; promo pic.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;hooptie&quot;&gt;Hooptie&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hüp&#039;-tē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A broken down old car. A jalopy. &#039;&#039;This word added at the request of one Julia Price.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;hso&quot;&gt;Hot Sports Opinion&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhät spȯrt ə-ˈpin-yən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A take on sports that doesn&#039;t suck. Valued commodity among Ticketheads and Ticket Chicks. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;HSO&#039;&#039;&#039;</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=E-H&diff=150 2016-01-07T21:33:53Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* G */</p> <hr /> <div><br /> == E ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MarkElfenbein&quot;&gt;Elfenbein, Mark&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(elf&#039; ən bin) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Current keeper of the nine to eleven Sunday slot. Recently sent Leonard Nimoy in search of his erstwhile partner, Steve Shapiro. Also -- Bottle Rockets <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;entourage&quot;&gt;Entourage&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(än&#039; tú räzh) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A group of spares, like a herd of cattle. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#spare|Spare]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;epitome&quot;&gt;Epitome&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ep-i-tōm&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Common meaning, uncommon pronunciation. &#039;&#039;Possibly the most infamous of Greggo&#039;s malapropisms.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;expo&quot;&gt;Expo&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ek spo&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Kevin Fox. Young, defiant and not-near-as -power-drunk- as-Cat, board operator for the HardLine. Called a &quot;young Fred Norris.&quot; The nickname is derived from his mathmatical background. Short for &quot;the exponential intern.&quot; Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[M-P#MildJewishPlaiddie|Mild Jewish Plaiddie]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> == F ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;FailedBit&quot;&gt;Failed Bit Watch/Warning&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fāld bit wäch/wȯr-niŋ) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A condition issued by one of the major weather forecasting bodies predicting the onset of a failed bit. Came into prominence during the regular running of the &quot;Mailbag&quot; feature on the HardLine.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;falcon&quot;&gt;Falcon&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fal-kən) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The Ticket&#039;s traffic helicopter gunship. Usually piloted by Gordon Keith. Which may be why it tends to crash quite a bit.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MarkFollowill&quot;&gt;Followill, Mark&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fä-(ˌ)lō-wəl) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Blonde-haired, blue-eyed devil and advocate of anything radically Right-Wing. Ticker Field Marshall for the Hardline, host for the Throwdown and netminder for the Team HardLine hockey team. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#RagingSexualFury|Raging Sexual Fury]]&#039;&#039;&#039;. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;WirelessMic&quot;&gt;Feedback, foldback, flashback, on-your-back, satellite apparatus&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A wireless microphone. Named such by Rhyner while vamping during a &quot;Cowboy Wednesday&quot; report given by Gordo. &#039;&#039;The flashback portion added on at request of Hippie (at that time) in Euless when Rhyner got confused as to what year it was and what station he worked for&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MikeFernandez&quot;&gt;Fernandez, Mike&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fər-ˈnan-ˌdez) :&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Producer for the Gentle Musers. Bears a striking resemblance to a derranged Keebler elf in his Guys&#039; Guide to the Holidays photo. Unofficial nemesis of Sideshow Bob. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Fernando&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;FlagranteDelecto&quot;&gt;Flagrante Delecto&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fləˈ-grănti di-ˈlik-(ˌ)tō ) &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In the words of the Old Gray Wolf, screwing. Usually with someone you&#039;re not supposed to be screwing with.<br /> <br /> == G ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;Geezer&quot;&gt;Geezer, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gē-zər) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Rick Arnett as dubbed by Rocco Pendola.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GentleMusers&quot;&gt;Gentle Musers&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jen-təl myü-zərz) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham and Craig Miller. Keepers of the five-thirty to ten mornings slot. Considered exeedingly sexy by one Holly Mullen.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;BruceGilbert&quot;&gt;Gilbert, Bruce&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gil-bərt) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The latest and greatest program director for the Little Ticket. Also MVP of the Team HardLine hockey team whose Northern-honed skills carried the team during the Charity Challenge.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;Georgio&quot;&gt;Georgio&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jör&#039;-jē-ō) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Magical Mystical One&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;FlagFootball&quot;&gt;Glorified Flag Football Player&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈglȯr-ə-ˌfīd flag fu̇t-ˌbȯl plā-ər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Deion Sanders.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GonorrheaOfSports&quot;&gt;Gonorrhea of Sports, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gä-nə-ˈrē-ə) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; According to Mike Rhyner, NASCAR racing.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GoofyDeer&quot;&gt;Goofy Deer&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gü-fē dir) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Name given to Gordon Keith by Chief Wahoo.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GotItGoinOn&quot;&gt;Got it goin&#039; on&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈgät it gō&#039;-in ȯn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Originally, the catch phrase for the Texas Ranger&#039;s only championship season (1996). Now, generically used for anything of merit.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GreatGordo&quot;&gt;Great Gordo, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(grāt gȯr-(ˌ)dō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See &#039;&#039;&#039;Keith, Gordon&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GreatGame&quot;&gt;Great Game, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(grāt gām) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One word: Baseball.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;greatness&quot;&gt;Greatness, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(grāt&#039;-nes) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In most sport circles, a reference to the Oakland Raiders. From 3 to 7 PM on the Ticket, refers to former Cowboys&#039; coach, Jimmy Johnson.<br /> <br /> == H ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Halcyon Days&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhal-sē-ən dāz) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The good old days. Happy times. &#039;&#039;Back in the halcyon days when the Greatness that is Jimmy was here.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hambonita&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ham&#039;-bō-nēta) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See &#039;&#039;&#039;Williams, Greg&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hammer&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ha-mər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Nickname won by Greg Williams from Greg &quot;The Hammer&quot; Valentine in a, best two out of three falls, Wise County Speed Lab Cage match. Name actually given to him by Randy Galloway for, so far, unrevealed reasons.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;HardLine, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(härd-ˈlīn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Mike Rhyner and Greg Williams. Keepers of the three to seven weekdays &quot;Afternoon Drive&quot; slot, which they handily dominate. The name itself was derived from the Terrence Trent D&#039;Arby album &#039;&#039;The Hardline According to Terrence Trent D&#039;Arby.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;HardLine Salute&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A gesture made with the hand to show identification with the HardLine. &#039;&#039;Think of it this way: Three down lineman with the linebacker coming up into the gap . . . The Bird. You&#039;re shooting someone the Bird, O.K.?!?&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;hardliners.com&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; New name for the unofficial HardLine web page. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Virtual Rigidity&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Heave to&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hēv&#039; tü) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; To stop a ship especially by bringing its head into the wind and trimming the sails so they act against one another.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hemmingways, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(he-miŋ-ˌwāz) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Former band of the &#039;&#039;&#039;Great Gordo&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Herd of Georgios&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Simulating a large number of cattle using the trademark, barritone &quot;yeah&quot; of George Dunham. Can be used as a highly effective whip.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hicks, Richard (Dick)&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hiks) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Phillips, Rich&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;High-toned&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(haɪ tōnd) :&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Exemplary. Proper or with a sense of decorum. A rare occurance on the Ticket.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Higher Authority&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(&#039;haɪər ə-ˈthär-ə-tē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Chuck Cooperstein, as dubbed by Mike Rhyner, due to his vast knowledge.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hockey nicknames&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :Names given to NHL hockey teams by Mike Rhyner. Though he has said that he won&#039;t use part of the teams name for the nickname, there are several instances of such.<br /> <br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;10&quot; class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;margin: auto;&quot;<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Anaheim Mighty Ducks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Web<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Florida Panthers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Pan<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Phoenix Coyotes&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Canine<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Boston Bruins&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Hub<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Los Angeles Kings&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Crown<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Pittsburgh Penguins&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Pen<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Buffalo Sabres&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Terrible Smith Sword<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Montreal Canadiens&#039;&#039;&#039; -- The Bleu, Blanc et Rouge<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;St Louis Blues&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Note<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Calgary Flames&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fire<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Nashville Predators&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fang<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;San Jose Sharks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fin<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Carolina Hurricanes&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Storm<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New Jersey Devils&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Satan<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Tampa Bay Lightning&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Ning<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Chicago Blackhawks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Chief<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New York Islanders&#039;&#039;&#039; -- I<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Toronto Maple Leafs&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Foliage<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Colorado Avalanche&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Lanche<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New York Rangers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Blueshirt<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Vancouver Canucks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Nuck<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Detroit Red Wings&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Wing<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Ottawa Senators&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Nat<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Washington Capitols&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Dome<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Edmonton Oilers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Crude<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Philadelphia Flyers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fly<br /> |<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Holly Wood&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhä-lē-ˌwu̇d) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Mike Rhyner&#039;&#039;&#039;. The name that Rhyner had signed on an old &#039;&#039;&#039;Neon Glow Boys&#039;&#039;&#039; promo pic.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hooptie&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hüp&#039;-tē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A broken down old car. A jalopy. &#039;&#039;This word added at the request of one Julia Price.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hot Sports Opinion&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhät spȯrt ə-ˈpin-yən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A take on sports that doesn&#039;t suck. Valued commodity among Ticketheads and Ticket Chicks.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=E-H&diff=149 2016-01-07T21:33:26Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* G */</p> <hr /> <div><br /> == E ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MarkElfenbein&quot;&gt;Elfenbein, Mark&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(elf&#039; ən bin) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Current keeper of the nine to eleven Sunday slot. Recently sent Leonard Nimoy in search of his erstwhile partner, Steve Shapiro. Also -- Bottle Rockets <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;entourage&quot;&gt;Entourage&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(än&#039; tú räzh) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A group of spares, like a herd of cattle. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#spare|Spare]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;epitome&quot;&gt;Epitome&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ep-i-tōm&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Common meaning, uncommon pronunciation. &#039;&#039;Possibly the most infamous of Greggo&#039;s malapropisms.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;expo&quot;&gt;Expo&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ek spo&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Kevin Fox. Young, defiant and not-near-as -power-drunk- as-Cat, board operator for the HardLine. Called a &quot;young Fred Norris.&quot; The nickname is derived from his mathmatical background. Short for &quot;the exponential intern.&quot; Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[M-P#MildJewishPlaiddie|Mild Jewish Plaiddie]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> == F ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;FailedBit&quot;&gt;Failed Bit Watch/Warning&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fāld bit wäch/wȯr-niŋ) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A condition issued by one of the major weather forecasting bodies predicting the onset of a failed bit. Came into prominence during the regular running of the &quot;Mailbag&quot; feature on the HardLine.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;falcon&quot;&gt;Falcon&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fal-kən) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The Ticket&#039;s traffic helicopter gunship. Usually piloted by Gordon Keith. Which may be why it tends to crash quite a bit.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MarkFollowill&quot;&gt;Followill, Mark&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fä-(ˌ)lō-wəl) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Blonde-haired, blue-eyed devil and advocate of anything radically Right-Wing. Ticker Field Marshall for the Hardline, host for the Throwdown and netminder for the Team HardLine hockey team. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#RagingSexualFury|Raging Sexual Fury]]&#039;&#039;&#039;. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;WirelessMic&quot;&gt;Feedback, foldback, flashback, on-your-back, satellite apparatus&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A wireless microphone. Named such by Rhyner while vamping during a &quot;Cowboy Wednesday&quot; report given by Gordo. &#039;&#039;The flashback portion added on at request of Hippie (at that time) in Euless when Rhyner got confused as to what year it was and what station he worked for&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MikeFernandez&quot;&gt;Fernandez, Mike&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fər-ˈnan-ˌdez) :&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Producer for the Gentle Musers. Bears a striking resemblance to a derranged Keebler elf in his Guys&#039; Guide to the Holidays photo. Unofficial nemesis of Sideshow Bob. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Fernando&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;FlagranteDelecto&quot;&gt;Flagrante Delecto&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fləˈ-grănti di-ˈlik-(ˌ)tō ) &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In the words of the Old Gray Wolf, screwing. Usually with someone you&#039;re not supposed to be screwing with.<br /> <br /> == G ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;Geezer&quot;&gt;Geezer, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gē-zər) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Rick Arnett as dubbed by Rocco Pendola.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GentleMusers&quot;&gt;Gentle Musers&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jen-təl myü-zərz) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham and Craig Miller. Keepers of the five-thirty to ten mornings slot. Considered exeedingly sexy by one Holly Mullen.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;BruceGilbert&quot;&gt;Gilbert, Bruce&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gil-bərt) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The latest and greatest program director for the Little Ticket. Also MVP of the Team HardLine hockey team whose Northern-honed skills carried the team during the Charity Challenge.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;Georgio&quot;&gt;Georgio&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jör&#039;-jē-ō) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Magical&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Mystical One&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;FlagFootball&quot;&gt;Glorified Flag Football Player&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈglȯr-ə-ˌfīd flag fu̇t-ˌbȯl plā-ər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Deion Sanders.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GonorrheaOfSports&quot;&gt;Gonorrhea of Sports, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gä-nə-ˈrē-ə) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; According to Mike Rhyner, NASCAR racing.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GoofyDeer&quot;&gt;Goofy Deer&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gü-fē dir) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Name given to Gordon Keith by Chief Wahoo.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GotItGoinOn&quot;&gt;Got it goin&#039; on&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈgät it gō&#039;-in ȯn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Originally, the catch phrase for the Texas Ranger&#039;s only championship season (1996). Now, generically used for anything of merit.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GreatGordo&quot;&gt;Great Gordo, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(grāt gȯr-(ˌ)dō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See &#039;&#039;&#039;Keith, Gordon&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GreatGame&quot;&gt;Great Game, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(grāt gām) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One word: Baseball.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;greatness&quot;&gt;Greatness, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(grāt&#039;-nes) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In most sport circles, a reference to the Oakland Raiders. From 3 to 7 PM on the Ticket, refers to former Cowboys&#039; coach, Jimmy Johnson.<br /> <br /> == H ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Halcyon Days&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhal-sē-ən dāz) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The good old days. Happy times. &#039;&#039;Back in the halcyon days when the Greatness that is Jimmy was here.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hambonita&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ham&#039;-bō-nēta) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See &#039;&#039;&#039;Williams, Greg&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hammer&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ha-mər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Nickname won by Greg Williams from Greg &quot;The Hammer&quot; Valentine in a, best two out of three falls, Wise County Speed Lab Cage match. Name actually given to him by Randy Galloway for, so far, unrevealed reasons.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;HardLine, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(härd-ˈlīn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Mike Rhyner and Greg Williams. Keepers of the three to seven weekdays &quot;Afternoon Drive&quot; slot, which they handily dominate. The name itself was derived from the Terrence Trent D&#039;Arby album &#039;&#039;The Hardline According to Terrence Trent D&#039;Arby.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;HardLine Salute&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A gesture made with the hand to show identification with the HardLine. &#039;&#039;Think of it this way: Three down lineman with the linebacker coming up into the gap . . . The Bird. You&#039;re shooting someone the Bird, O.K.?!?&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;hardliners.com&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; New name for the unofficial HardLine web page. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Virtual Rigidity&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Heave to&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hēv&#039; tü) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; To stop a ship especially by bringing its head into the wind and trimming the sails so they act against one another.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hemmingways, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(he-miŋ-ˌwāz) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Former band of the &#039;&#039;&#039;Great Gordo&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Herd of Georgios&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Simulating a large number of cattle using the trademark, barritone &quot;yeah&quot; of George Dunham. Can be used as a highly effective whip.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hicks, Richard (Dick)&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hiks) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Phillips, Rich&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;High-toned&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(haɪ tōnd) :&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Exemplary. Proper or with a sense of decorum. A rare occurance on the Ticket.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Higher Authority&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(&#039;haɪər ə-ˈthär-ə-tē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Chuck Cooperstein, as dubbed by Mike Rhyner, due to his vast knowledge.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hockey nicknames&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :Names given to NHL hockey teams by Mike Rhyner. Though he has said that he won&#039;t use part of the teams name for the nickname, there are several instances of such.<br /> <br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;10&quot; class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;margin: auto;&quot;<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Anaheim Mighty Ducks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Web<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Florida Panthers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Pan<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Phoenix Coyotes&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Canine<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Boston Bruins&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Hub<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Los Angeles Kings&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Crown<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Pittsburgh Penguins&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Pen<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Buffalo Sabres&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Terrible Smith Sword<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Montreal Canadiens&#039;&#039;&#039; -- The Bleu, Blanc et Rouge<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;St Louis Blues&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Note<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Calgary Flames&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fire<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Nashville Predators&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fang<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;San Jose Sharks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fin<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Carolina Hurricanes&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Storm<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New Jersey Devils&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Satan<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Tampa Bay Lightning&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Ning<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Chicago Blackhawks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Chief<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New York Islanders&#039;&#039;&#039; -- I<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Toronto Maple Leafs&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Foliage<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Colorado Avalanche&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Lanche<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New York Rangers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Blueshirt<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Vancouver Canucks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Nuck<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Detroit Red Wings&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Wing<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Ottawa Senators&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Nat<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Washington Capitols&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Dome<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Edmonton Oilers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Crude<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Philadelphia Flyers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fly<br /> |<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Holly Wood&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhä-lē-ˌwu̇d) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Mike Rhyner&#039;&#039;&#039;. The name that Rhyner had signed on an old &#039;&#039;&#039;Neon Glow Boys&#039;&#039;&#039; promo pic.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hooptie&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hüp&#039;-tē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A broken down old car. A jalopy. &#039;&#039;This word added at the request of one Julia Price.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hot Sports Opinion&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhät spȯrt ə-ˈpin-yən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A take on sports that doesn&#039;t suck. Valued commodity among Ticketheads and Ticket Chicks.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=E-H&diff=148 2016-01-07T21:22:30Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* F */</p> <hr /> <div><br /> == E ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MarkElfenbein&quot;&gt;Elfenbein, Mark&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(elf&#039; ən bin) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Current keeper of the nine to eleven Sunday slot. Recently sent Leonard Nimoy in search of his erstwhile partner, Steve Shapiro. Also -- Bottle Rockets <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;entourage&quot;&gt;Entourage&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(än&#039; tú räzh) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A group of spares, like a herd of cattle. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#spare|Spare]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;epitome&quot;&gt;Epitome&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ep-i-tōm&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Common meaning, uncommon pronunciation. &#039;&#039;Possibly the most infamous of Greggo&#039;s malapropisms.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;expo&quot;&gt;Expo&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ek spo&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Kevin Fox. Young, defiant and not-near-as -power-drunk- as-Cat, board operator for the HardLine. Called a &quot;young Fred Norris.&quot; The nickname is derived from his mathmatical background. Short for &quot;the exponential intern.&quot; Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[M-P#MildJewishPlaiddie|Mild Jewish Plaiddie]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> == F ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;FailedBit&quot;&gt;Failed Bit Watch/Warning&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fāld bit wäch/wȯr-niŋ) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A condition issued by one of the major weather forecasting bodies predicting the onset of a failed bit. Came into prominence during the regular running of the &quot;Mailbag&quot; feature on the HardLine.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;falcon&quot;&gt;Falcon&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fal-kən) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The Ticket&#039;s traffic helicopter gunship. Usually piloted by Gordon Keith. Which may be why it tends to crash quite a bit.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MarkFollowill&quot;&gt;Followill, Mark&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fä-(ˌ)lō-wəl) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Blonde-haired, blue-eyed devil and advocate of anything radically Right-Wing. Ticker Field Marshall for the Hardline, host for the Throwdown and netminder for the Team HardLine hockey team. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#RagingSexualFury|Raging Sexual Fury]]&#039;&#039;&#039;. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;WirelessMic&quot;&gt;Feedback, foldback, flashback, on-your-back, satellite apparatus&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A wireless microphone. Named such by Rhyner while vamping during a &quot;Cowboy Wednesday&quot; report given by Gordo. &#039;&#039;The flashback portion added on at request of Hippie (at that time) in Euless when Rhyner got confused as to what year it was and what station he worked for&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MikeFernandez&quot;&gt;Fernandez, Mike&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fər-ˈnan-ˌdez) :&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Producer for the Gentle Musers. Bears a striking resemblance to a derranged Keebler elf in his Guys&#039; Guide to the Holidays photo. Unofficial nemesis of Sideshow Bob. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Fernando&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;FlagranteDelecto&quot;&gt;Flagrante Delecto&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fləˈ-grănti di-ˈlik-(ˌ)tō ) &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In the words of the Old Gray Wolf, screwing. Usually with someone you&#039;re not supposed to be screwing with.<br /> <br /> == G ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;Geezer&quot;&gt;Geezer, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gē-zər) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Rick Arnett as dubbed by Rocco Pendola.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Gentle Musers&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jen-təl myü-zərz) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham and Craig Miller. Keepers of the five-thirty to ten mornings slot. Considered exeedingly sexy by one Holly Mullen.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Gilbert, Bruce&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gil-bərt) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The latest and greatest program director for the Little Ticket. Also MVP of the Team HardLine hockey team whose Northern-honed skills carried the team during the Charity Challenge.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Georgio&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jör&#039;-jē-ō) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham. Also -- Magical, Mystical One.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Glorified Flag Football Player&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈglȯr-ə-ˌfīd flag fu̇t-ˌbȯl plā-ər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Deion Sanders.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Gonorrhea of Sports, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gä-nə-ˈrē-ə) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; According to Mike Rhyner, NASCAR racing.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Goofy Deer&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gü-fē dir) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Name given to Gordon Keith by Chief Wahoo.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Got it goin&#039; on&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈgät it gō&#039;-in ȯn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Originally, the catch phrase for the Texas Ranger&#039;s only championship season (1996). Now, generically used for anything of merit.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Great Gordo, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(grāt gȯr-(ˌ)dō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See Keith, Gordon.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Great Game, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(grāt gām) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One word: Baseball.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Greatness, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(grāt&#039;-nes) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In most sport circles, a reference to the Oakland Raiders. From 3 to 7 PM on the Ticket, refers to former Cowboys&#039; coach, Jimmy Johnson.<br /> <br /> == H ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Halcyon Days&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhal-sē-ən dāz) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The good old days. Happy times. &#039;&#039;Back in the halcyon days when the Greatness that is Jimmy was here.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hambonita&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ham&#039;-bō-nēta) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See &#039;&#039;&#039;Williams, Greg&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hammer&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ha-mər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Nickname won by Greg Williams from Greg &quot;The Hammer&quot; Valentine in a, best two out of three falls, Wise County Speed Lab Cage match. Name actually given to him by Randy Galloway for, so far, unrevealed reasons.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;HardLine, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(härd-ˈlīn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Mike Rhyner and Greg Williams. Keepers of the three to seven weekdays &quot;Afternoon Drive&quot; slot, which they handily dominate. The name itself was derived from the Terrence Trent D&#039;Arby album &#039;&#039;The Hardline According to Terrence Trent D&#039;Arby.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;HardLine Salute&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A gesture made with the hand to show identification with the HardLine. &#039;&#039;Think of it this way: Three down lineman with the linebacker coming up into the gap . . . The Bird. You&#039;re shooting someone the Bird, O.K.?!?&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;hardliners.com&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; New name for the unofficial HardLine web page. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Virtual Rigidity&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Heave to&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hēv&#039; tü) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; To stop a ship especially by bringing its head into the wind and trimming the sails so they act against one another.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hemmingways, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(he-miŋ-ˌwāz) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Former band of the &#039;&#039;&#039;Great Gordo&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Herd of Georgios&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Simulating a large number of cattle using the trademark, barritone &quot;yeah&quot; of George Dunham. Can be used as a highly effective whip.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hicks, Richard (Dick)&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hiks) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Phillips, Rich&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;High-toned&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(haɪ tōnd) :&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Exemplary. Proper or with a sense of decorum. A rare occurance on the Ticket.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Higher Authority&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(&#039;haɪər ə-ˈthär-ə-tē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Chuck Cooperstein, as dubbed by Mike Rhyner, due to his vast knowledge.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hockey nicknames&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :Names given to NHL hockey teams by Mike Rhyner. Though he has said that he won&#039;t use part of the teams name for the nickname, there are several instances of such.<br /> <br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;10&quot; class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;margin: auto;&quot;<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Anaheim Mighty Ducks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Web<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Florida Panthers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Pan<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Phoenix Coyotes&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Canine<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Boston Bruins&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Hub<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Los Angeles Kings&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Crown<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Pittsburgh Penguins&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Pen<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Buffalo Sabres&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Terrible Smith Sword<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Montreal Canadiens&#039;&#039;&#039; -- The Bleu, Blanc et Rouge<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;St Louis Blues&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Note<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Calgary Flames&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fire<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Nashville Predators&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fang<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;San Jose Sharks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fin<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Carolina Hurricanes&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Storm<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New Jersey Devils&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Satan<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Tampa Bay Lightning&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Ning<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Chicago Blackhawks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Chief<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New York Islanders&#039;&#039;&#039; -- I<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Toronto Maple Leafs&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Foliage<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Colorado Avalanche&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Lanche<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New York Rangers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Blueshirt<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Vancouver Canucks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Nuck<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Detroit Red Wings&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Wing<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Ottawa Senators&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Nat<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Washington Capitols&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Dome<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Edmonton Oilers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Crude<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Philadelphia Flyers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fly<br /> |<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Holly Wood&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhä-lē-ˌwu̇d) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Mike Rhyner&#039;&#039;&#039;. The name that Rhyner had signed on an old &#039;&#039;&#039;Neon Glow Boys&#039;&#039;&#039; promo pic.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hooptie&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hüp&#039;-tē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A broken down old car. A jalopy. &#039;&#039;This word added at the request of one Julia Price.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hot Sports Opinion&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhät spȯrt ə-ˈpin-yən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A take on sports that doesn&#039;t suck. Valued commodity among Ticketheads and Ticket Chicks.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=E-H&diff=147 2016-01-07T21:21:54Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* F */</p> <hr /> <div><br /> == E ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MarkElfenbein&quot;&gt;Elfenbein, Mark&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(elf&#039; ən bin) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Current keeper of the nine to eleven Sunday slot. Recently sent Leonard Nimoy in search of his erstwhile partner, Steve Shapiro. Also -- Bottle Rockets <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;entourage&quot;&gt;Entourage&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(än&#039; tú räzh) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A group of spares, like a herd of cattle. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#spare|Spare]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;epitome&quot;&gt;Epitome&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ep-i-tōm&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Common meaning, uncommon pronunciation. &#039;&#039;Possibly the most infamous of Greggo&#039;s malapropisms.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;expo&quot;&gt;Expo&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ek spo&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Kevin Fox. Young, defiant and not-near-as -power-drunk- as-Cat, board operator for the HardLine. Called a &quot;young Fred Norris.&quot; The nickname is derived from his mathmatical background. Short for &quot;the exponential intern.&quot; Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[M-P#MildJewishPlaiddie|Mild Jewish Plaiddie]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> == F ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;FailedBit&quot;&gt;Failed Bit Watch/Warning&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fāld bit wäch/wȯr-niŋ) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A condition issued by one of the major weather forecasting bodies predicting the onset of a failed bit. Came into prominence during the regular running of the &quot;Mailbag&quot; feature on the HardLine.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;falcon&quot;&gt;Falcon&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fal-kən) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The Ticket&#039;s traffic helicopter gunship. Usually piloted by Gordon Keith. Which may be why it tends to crash quite a bit.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MarkFollowill&quot;&gt;Followill, Mark&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fä-(ˌ)lō-wəl) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Blonde-haired, blue-eyed devil and advocate of anything radically Right-Wing. Ticker Field Marshall for the Hardline, host for the Throwdown and netminder for the Team HardLine hockey team. Also see -- [[Q-S#RagingSexualFury|Raging Sexual Fury]]. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;WirelessMic&quot;&gt;Feedback, foldback, flashback, on-your-back, satellite apparatus&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A wireless microphone. Named such by Rhyner while vamping during a &quot;Cowboy Wednesday&quot; report given by Gordo. &#039;&#039;The flashback portion added on at request of Hippie (at that time) in Euless when Rhyner got confused as to what year it was and what station he worked for&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MikeFernandez&quot;&gt;Fernandez, Mike&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fər-ˈnan-ˌdez) :&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Producer for the Gentle Musers. Bears a striking resemblance to a derranged Keebler elf in his Guys&#039; Guide to the Holidays photo. Unofficial nemesis of Sideshow Bob. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Fernando&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;FlagranteDelecto&quot;&gt;Flagrante Delecto&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fləˈ-grănti di-ˈlik-(ˌ)tō ) &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In the words of the Old Gray Wolf, screwing. Usually with someone you&#039;re not supposed to be screwing with.<br /> <br /> == G ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;Geezer&quot;&gt;Geezer, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gē-zər) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Rick Arnett as dubbed by Rocco Pendola.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Gentle Musers&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jen-təl myü-zərz) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham and Craig Miller. Keepers of the five-thirty to ten mornings slot. Considered exeedingly sexy by one Holly Mullen.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Gilbert, Bruce&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gil-bərt) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The latest and greatest program director for the Little Ticket. Also MVP of the Team HardLine hockey team whose Northern-honed skills carried the team during the Charity Challenge.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Georgio&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jör&#039;-jē-ō) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham. Also -- Magical, Mystical One.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Glorified Flag Football Player&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈglȯr-ə-ˌfīd flag fu̇t-ˌbȯl plā-ər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Deion Sanders.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Gonorrhea of Sports, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gä-nə-ˈrē-ə) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; According to Mike Rhyner, NASCAR racing.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Goofy Deer&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gü-fē dir) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Name given to Gordon Keith by Chief Wahoo.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Got it goin&#039; on&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈgät it gō&#039;-in ȯn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Originally, the catch phrase for the Texas Ranger&#039;s only championship season (1996). Now, generically used for anything of merit.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Great Gordo, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(grāt gȯr-(ˌ)dō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See Keith, Gordon.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Great Game, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(grāt gām) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One word: Baseball.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Greatness, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(grāt&#039;-nes) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In most sport circles, a reference to the Oakland Raiders. From 3 to 7 PM on the Ticket, refers to former Cowboys&#039; coach, Jimmy Johnson.<br /> <br /> == H ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Halcyon Days&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhal-sē-ən dāz) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The good old days. Happy times. &#039;&#039;Back in the halcyon days when the Greatness that is Jimmy was here.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hambonita&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ham&#039;-bō-nēta) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See &#039;&#039;&#039;Williams, Greg&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hammer&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ha-mər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Nickname won by Greg Williams from Greg &quot;The Hammer&quot; Valentine in a, best two out of three falls, Wise County Speed Lab Cage match. Name actually given to him by Randy Galloway for, so far, unrevealed reasons.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;HardLine, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(härd-ˈlīn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Mike Rhyner and Greg Williams. Keepers of the three to seven weekdays &quot;Afternoon Drive&quot; slot, which they handily dominate. The name itself was derived from the Terrence Trent D&#039;Arby album &#039;&#039;The Hardline According to Terrence Trent D&#039;Arby.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;HardLine Salute&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A gesture made with the hand to show identification with the HardLine. &#039;&#039;Think of it this way: Three down lineman with the linebacker coming up into the gap . . . The Bird. You&#039;re shooting someone the Bird, O.K.?!?&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;hardliners.com&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; New name for the unofficial HardLine web page. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Virtual Rigidity&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Heave to&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hēv&#039; tü) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; To stop a ship especially by bringing its head into the wind and trimming the sails so they act against one another.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hemmingways, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(he-miŋ-ˌwāz) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Former band of the &#039;&#039;&#039;Great Gordo&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Herd of Georgios&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Simulating a large number of cattle using the trademark, barritone &quot;yeah&quot; of George Dunham. Can be used as a highly effective whip.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hicks, Richard (Dick)&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hiks) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Phillips, Rich&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;High-toned&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(haɪ tōnd) :&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Exemplary. Proper or with a sense of decorum. A rare occurance on the Ticket.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Higher Authority&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(&#039;haɪər ə-ˈthär-ə-tē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Chuck Cooperstein, as dubbed by Mike Rhyner, due to his vast knowledge.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hockey nicknames&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :Names given to NHL hockey teams by Mike Rhyner. Though he has said that he won&#039;t use part of the teams name for the nickname, there are several instances of such.<br /> <br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;10&quot; class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;margin: auto;&quot;<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Anaheim Mighty Ducks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Web<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Florida Panthers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Pan<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Phoenix Coyotes&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Canine<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Boston Bruins&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Hub<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Los Angeles Kings&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Crown<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Pittsburgh Penguins&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Pen<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Buffalo Sabres&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Terrible Smith Sword<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Montreal Canadiens&#039;&#039;&#039; -- The Bleu, Blanc et Rouge<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;St Louis Blues&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Note<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Calgary Flames&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fire<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Nashville Predators&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fang<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;San Jose Sharks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fin<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Carolina Hurricanes&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Storm<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New Jersey Devils&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Satan<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Tampa Bay Lightning&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Ning<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Chicago Blackhawks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Chief<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New York Islanders&#039;&#039;&#039; -- I<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Toronto Maple Leafs&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Foliage<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Colorado Avalanche&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Lanche<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New York Rangers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Blueshirt<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Vancouver Canucks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Nuck<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Detroit Red Wings&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Wing<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Ottawa Senators&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Nat<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Washington Capitols&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Dome<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Edmonton Oilers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Crude<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Philadelphia Flyers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fly<br /> |<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Holly Wood&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhä-lē-ˌwu̇d) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Mike Rhyner&#039;&#039;&#039;. The name that Rhyner had signed on an old &#039;&#039;&#039;Neon Glow Boys&#039;&#039;&#039; promo pic.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hooptie&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hüp&#039;-tē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A broken down old car. A jalopy. &#039;&#039;This word added at the request of one Julia Price.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hot Sports Opinion&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhät spȯrt ə-ˈpin-yən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A take on sports that doesn&#039;t suck. Valued commodity among Ticketheads and Ticket Chicks.</div>

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<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* F */</p> <hr /> <div><br /> == E ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MarkElfenbein&quot;&gt;Elfenbein, Mark&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(elf&#039; ən bin) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Current keeper of the nine to eleven Sunday slot. Recently sent Leonard Nimoy in search of his erstwhile partner, Steve Shapiro. Also -- Bottle Rockets <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;entourage&quot;&gt;Entourage&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(än&#039; tú räzh) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A group of spares, like a herd of cattle. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#spare|Spare]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;epitome&quot;&gt;Epitome&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ep-i-tōm&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Common meaning, uncommon pronunciation. &#039;&#039;Possibly the most infamous of Greggo&#039;s malapropisms.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;expo&quot;&gt;Expo&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ek spo&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Kevin Fox. Young, defiant and not-near-as -power-drunk- as-Cat, board operator for the HardLine. Called a &quot;young Fred Norris.&quot; The nickname is derived from his mathmatical background. Short for &quot;the exponential intern.&quot; Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[M-P#MildJewishPlaiddie|Mild Jewish Plaiddie]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> == F ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;FailedBit&quot;&gt;Failed Bit Watch/Warning&lt;/div&gt;Failed Bit Watch/Warning&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fāld bit wäch/wȯr-niŋ) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A condition issued by one of the major weather forecasting bodies predicting the onset of a failed bit. Came into prominence during the regular running of the &quot;Mailbag&quot; feature on the HardLine.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;falcon&quot;&gt;Falcon&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fal-kən) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The Ticket&#039;s traffic helicopter gunship. Usually piloted by Gordon Keith. Which may be why it tends to crash quite a bit.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MarkFollowill&quot;&gt;Followill, Mark&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fä-(ˌ)lō-wəl) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Blonde-haired, blue-eyed devil and advocate of anything radically Right-Wing. Ticker Field Marshall for the Hardline, host for the Throwdown and netminder for the Team HardLine hockey team. Also see -- [[Q-S#RagingSexualFury|Raging Sexual Fury]]. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;WirelessMic&quot;&gt;Feedback, foldback, flashback, on-your-back, satellite apparatus&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A wireless microphone. Named such by Rhyner while vamping during a &quot;Cowboy Wednesday&quot; report given by Gordo. &#039;&#039;The flashback portion added on at request of Hippie (at that time) in Euless when Rhyner got confused as to what year it was and what station he worked for&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MikeFernandez&quot;&gt;Fernandez, Mike&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fər-ˈnan-ˌdez) :&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Producer for the Gentle Musers. Bears a striking resemblance to a derranged Keebler elf in his Guys&#039; Guide to the Holidays photo. Unofficial nemesis of Sideshow Bob. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Fernando&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;FlagranteDelecto&quot;&gt;Flagrante Delecto&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fləˈ-grănti di-ˈlik-(ˌ)tō ) &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In the words of the Old Gray Wolf, screwing. Usually with someone you&#039;re not supposed to be screwing with.<br /> <br /> == G ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;Geezer&quot;&gt;Geezer, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gē-zər) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Rick Arnett as dubbed by Rocco Pendola.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Gentle Musers&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jen-təl myü-zərz) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham and Craig Miller. Keepers of the five-thirty to ten mornings slot. Considered exeedingly sexy by one Holly Mullen.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Gilbert, Bruce&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gil-bərt) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The latest and greatest program director for the Little Ticket. Also MVP of the Team HardLine hockey team whose Northern-honed skills carried the team during the Charity Challenge.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Georgio&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jör&#039;-jē-ō) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham. Also -- Magical, Mystical One.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Glorified Flag Football Player&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈglȯr-ə-ˌfīd flag fu̇t-ˌbȯl plā-ər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Deion Sanders.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Gonorrhea of Sports, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gä-nə-ˈrē-ə) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; According to Mike Rhyner, NASCAR racing.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Goofy Deer&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gü-fē dir) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Name given to Gordon Keith by Chief Wahoo.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Got it goin&#039; on&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈgät it gō&#039;-in ȯn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Originally, the catch phrase for the Texas Ranger&#039;s only championship season (1996). Now, generically used for anything of merit.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Great Gordo, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(grāt gȯr-(ˌ)dō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See Keith, Gordon.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Great Game, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(grāt gām) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One word: Baseball.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Greatness, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(grāt&#039;-nes) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In most sport circles, a reference to the Oakland Raiders. From 3 to 7 PM on the Ticket, refers to former Cowboys&#039; coach, Jimmy Johnson.<br /> <br /> == H ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Halcyon Days&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhal-sē-ən dāz) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The good old days. Happy times. &#039;&#039;Back in the halcyon days when the Greatness that is Jimmy was here.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hambonita&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ham&#039;-bō-nēta) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See &#039;&#039;&#039;Williams, Greg&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hammer&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ha-mər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Nickname won by Greg Williams from Greg &quot;The Hammer&quot; Valentine in a, best two out of three falls, Wise County Speed Lab Cage match. Name actually given to him by Randy Galloway for, so far, unrevealed reasons.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;HardLine, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(härd-ˈlīn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Mike Rhyner and Greg Williams. Keepers of the three to seven weekdays &quot;Afternoon Drive&quot; slot, which they handily dominate. The name itself was derived from the Terrence Trent D&#039;Arby album &#039;&#039;The Hardline According to Terrence Trent D&#039;Arby.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;HardLine Salute&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A gesture made with the hand to show identification with the HardLine. &#039;&#039;Think of it this way: Three down lineman with the linebacker coming up into the gap . . . The Bird. You&#039;re shooting someone the Bird, O.K.?!?&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;hardliners.com&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; New name for the unofficial HardLine web page. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Virtual Rigidity&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Heave to&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hēv&#039; tü) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; To stop a ship especially by bringing its head into the wind and trimming the sails so they act against one another.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hemmingways, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(he-miŋ-ˌwāz) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Former band of the &#039;&#039;&#039;Great Gordo&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Herd of Georgios&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Simulating a large number of cattle using the trademark, barritone &quot;yeah&quot; of George Dunham. Can be used as a highly effective whip.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hicks, Richard (Dick)&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hiks) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Phillips, Rich&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;High-toned&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(haɪ tōnd) :&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Exemplary. Proper or with a sense of decorum. A rare occurance on the Ticket.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Higher Authority&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(&#039;haɪər ə-ˈthär-ə-tē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Chuck Cooperstein, as dubbed by Mike Rhyner, due to his vast knowledge.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hockey nicknames&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :Names given to NHL hockey teams by Mike Rhyner. Though he has said that he won&#039;t use part of the teams name for the nickname, there are several instances of such.<br /> <br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;10&quot; class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;margin: auto;&quot;<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Anaheim Mighty Ducks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Web<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Florida Panthers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Pan<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Phoenix Coyotes&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Canine<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Boston Bruins&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Hub<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Los Angeles Kings&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Crown<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Pittsburgh Penguins&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Pen<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Buffalo Sabres&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Terrible Smith Sword<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Montreal Canadiens&#039;&#039;&#039; -- The Bleu, Blanc et Rouge<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;St Louis Blues&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Note<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Calgary Flames&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fire<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Nashville Predators&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fang<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;San Jose Sharks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fin<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Carolina Hurricanes&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Storm<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New Jersey Devils&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Satan<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Tampa Bay Lightning&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Ning<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Chicago Blackhawks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Chief<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New York Islanders&#039;&#039;&#039; -- I<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Toronto Maple Leafs&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Foliage<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Colorado Avalanche&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Lanche<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New York Rangers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Blueshirt<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Vancouver Canucks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Nuck<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Detroit Red Wings&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Wing<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Ottawa Senators&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Nat<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Washington Capitols&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Dome<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Edmonton Oilers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Crude<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Philadelphia Flyers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fly<br /> |<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Holly Wood&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhä-lē-ˌwu̇d) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Mike Rhyner&#039;&#039;&#039;. The name that Rhyner had signed on an old &#039;&#039;&#039;Neon Glow Boys&#039;&#039;&#039; promo pic.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hooptie&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hüp&#039;-tē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A broken down old car. A jalopy. &#039;&#039;This word added at the request of one Julia Price.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hot Sports Opinion&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhät spȯrt ə-ˈpin-yən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A take on sports that doesn&#039;t suck. Valued commodity among Ticketheads and Ticket Chicks.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=E-H&diff=145 2016-01-07T21:19:02Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* E */</p> <hr /> <div><br /> == E ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MarkElfenbein&quot;&gt;Elfenbein, Mark&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(elf&#039; ən bin) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Current keeper of the nine to eleven Sunday slot. Recently sent Leonard Nimoy in search of his erstwhile partner, Steve Shapiro. Also -- Bottle Rockets <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;entourage&quot;&gt;Entourage&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(än&#039; tú räzh) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A group of spares, like a herd of cattle. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#spare|Spare]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;epitome&quot;&gt;Epitome&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ep-i-tōm&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Common meaning, uncommon pronunciation. &#039;&#039;Possibly the most infamous of Greggo&#039;s malapropisms.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;expo&quot;&gt;Expo&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ek spo&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Kevin Fox. Young, defiant and not-near-as -power-drunk- as-Cat, board operator for the HardLine. Called a &quot;young Fred Norris.&quot; The nickname is derived from his mathmatical background. Short for &quot;the exponential intern.&quot; Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[M-P#MildJewishPlaiddie|Mild Jewish Plaiddie]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> == F ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Failed Bit Watch/Warning&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fāld bit wäch/wȯr-niŋ) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A condition issued by one of the major weather forecasting bodies predicting the onset of a failed bit. Came into prominence during the regular running of the &quot;Mailbag&quot; feature on the HardLine.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Falcon&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fal-kən) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The Ticket&#039;s traffic helicopter gunship. Usually piloted by Gordon Keith. Which may be why it tends to crash quite a bit.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Followill, Mark&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fä-(ˌ)lō-wəl) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Blonde-haired, blue-eyed devil and advocate of anything radically Right-Wing. Ticker Field Marshall for the Hardline, host for the Throwdown and netminder for the Team HardLine hockey team. Also see -- [[Q-S#RagingSexualFury|Raging Sexual Fury]]. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Feedback, foldback, flashback, on-your-back, satellite apparatus&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A wireless microphone. Named such by Rhyner while vamping during a &quot;Cowboy Wednesday&quot; report given by Gordo. &#039;&#039;The flashback portion added on at request of Hippie (at that time) in Euless when Rhyner got confused as to what year it was and what station he worked for&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Fernandez, Mike&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fər-ˈnan-ˌdez) :&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Producer for the Gentle Musers. Bears a striking resemblance to a derranged Keebler elf in his Guys&#039; Guide to the Holidays photo. Unofficial nemesis of Sideshow Bob. Also -- Fernando<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Flagrante Delecto&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fləˈ-grănti di-ˈlik-(ˌ)tō ) &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In the words of the Old Gray Wolf, screwing. Usually with someone you&#039;re not supposed to be screwing with.<br /> <br /> == G ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;Geezer&quot;&gt;Geezer, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gē-zər) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Rick Arnett as dubbed by Rocco Pendola.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Gentle Musers&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jen-təl myü-zərz) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham and Craig Miller. Keepers of the five-thirty to ten mornings slot. Considered exeedingly sexy by one Holly Mullen.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Gilbert, Bruce&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gil-bərt) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The latest and greatest program director for the Little Ticket. Also MVP of the Team HardLine hockey team whose Northern-honed skills carried the team during the Charity Challenge.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Georgio&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jör&#039;-jē-ō) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham. Also -- Magical, Mystical One.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Glorified Flag Football Player&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈglȯr-ə-ˌfīd flag fu̇t-ˌbȯl plā-ər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Deion Sanders.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Gonorrhea of Sports, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gä-nə-ˈrē-ə) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; According to Mike Rhyner, NASCAR racing.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Goofy Deer&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gü-fē dir) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Name given to Gordon Keith by Chief Wahoo.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Got it goin&#039; on&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈgät it gō&#039;-in ȯn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Originally, the catch phrase for the Texas Ranger&#039;s only championship season (1996). Now, generically used for anything of merit.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Great Gordo, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(grāt gȯr-(ˌ)dō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See Keith, Gordon.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Great Game, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(grāt gām) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One word: Baseball.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Greatness, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(grāt&#039;-nes) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In most sport circles, a reference to the Oakland Raiders. From 3 to 7 PM on the Ticket, refers to former Cowboys&#039; coach, Jimmy Johnson.<br /> <br /> == H ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Halcyon Days&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhal-sē-ən dāz) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The good old days. Happy times. &#039;&#039;Back in the halcyon days when the Greatness that is Jimmy was here.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hambonita&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ham&#039;-bō-nēta) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See &#039;&#039;&#039;Williams, Greg&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hammer&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ha-mər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Nickname won by Greg Williams from Greg &quot;The Hammer&quot; Valentine in a, best two out of three falls, Wise County Speed Lab Cage match. Name actually given to him by Randy Galloway for, so far, unrevealed reasons.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;HardLine, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(härd-ˈlīn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Mike Rhyner and Greg Williams. Keepers of the three to seven weekdays &quot;Afternoon Drive&quot; slot, which they handily dominate. The name itself was derived from the Terrence Trent D&#039;Arby album &#039;&#039;The Hardline According to Terrence Trent D&#039;Arby.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;HardLine Salute&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A gesture made with the hand to show identification with the HardLine. &#039;&#039;Think of it this way: Three down lineman with the linebacker coming up into the gap . . . The Bird. You&#039;re shooting someone the Bird, O.K.?!?&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;hardliners.com&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; New name for the unofficial HardLine web page. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Virtual Rigidity&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Heave to&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hēv&#039; tü) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; To stop a ship especially by bringing its head into the wind and trimming the sails so they act against one another.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hemmingways, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(he-miŋ-ˌwāz) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Former band of the &#039;&#039;&#039;Great Gordo&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Herd of Georgios&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Simulating a large number of cattle using the trademark, barritone &quot;yeah&quot; of George Dunham. Can be used as a highly effective whip.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hicks, Richard (Dick)&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hiks) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Phillips, Rich&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;High-toned&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(haɪ tōnd) :&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Exemplary. Proper or with a sense of decorum. A rare occurance on the Ticket.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Higher Authority&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(&#039;haɪər ə-ˈthär-ə-tē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Chuck Cooperstein, as dubbed by Mike Rhyner, due to his vast knowledge.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hockey nicknames&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :Names given to NHL hockey teams by Mike Rhyner. Though he has said that he won&#039;t use part of the teams name for the nickname, there are several instances of such.<br /> <br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;10&quot; class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;margin: auto;&quot;<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Anaheim Mighty Ducks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Web<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Florida Panthers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Pan<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Phoenix Coyotes&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Canine<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Boston Bruins&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Hub<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Los Angeles Kings&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Crown<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Pittsburgh Penguins&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Pen<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Buffalo Sabres&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Terrible Smith Sword<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Montreal Canadiens&#039;&#039;&#039; -- The Bleu, Blanc et Rouge<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;St Louis Blues&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Note<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Calgary Flames&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fire<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Nashville Predators&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fang<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;San Jose Sharks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fin<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Carolina Hurricanes&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Storm<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New Jersey Devils&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Satan<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Tampa Bay Lightning&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Ning<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Chicago Blackhawks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Chief<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New York Islanders&#039;&#039;&#039; -- I<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Toronto Maple Leafs&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Foliage<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Colorado Avalanche&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Lanche<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New York Rangers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Blueshirt<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Vancouver Canucks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Nuck<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Detroit Red Wings&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Wing<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Ottawa Senators&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Nat<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Washington Capitols&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Dome<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Edmonton Oilers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Crude<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Philadelphia Flyers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fly<br /> |<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Holly Wood&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhä-lē-ˌwu̇d) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Mike Rhyner&#039;&#039;&#039;. The name that Rhyner had signed on an old &#039;&#039;&#039;Neon Glow Boys&#039;&#039;&#039; promo pic.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hooptie&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hüp&#039;-tē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A broken down old car. A jalopy. &#039;&#039;This word added at the request of one Julia Price.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hot Sports Opinion&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhät spȯrt ə-ˈpin-yən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A take on sports that doesn&#039;t suck. Valued commodity among Ticketheads and Ticket Chicks.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=C-D&diff=144 2016-01-07T21:07:27Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* D */</p> <hr /> <div>== C ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;candyman&quot;&gt;Candyman&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkan-dē man) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One who provides illicit money, usually a college alumn or booster club member. &#039;&#039;A&amp;M&amp;#39;s recruiting program reeks of the Candyman.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;CarryOut&quot;&gt;Carry out the plan of the day&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈka-rē au̇t thə plan uv thə dā) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Generic commandment given, usually followed by some arcane directive.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;cat&quot;&gt;Cat&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(kat) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Jeff Catlin. Also see -- Catlin, Jeff, Catman of the Americas and all Portuguese-speaking people, Chastity Belt.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;JeffCatlin&quot;&gt;Catlin, Jeff&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(kat-lən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The producer of the HardLine, the co-boss, scored a &amp;quot;10&amp;quot; on the seriousness scale. Has the most intense stare of any producer the HardLine has ever worked with. Also see -- Cat, Catman of the Americas and all Portuguese-speaking people, Chastity Belt. &#039;&#039;Cat aquired most of those names from Jordon Rhyner on one of her visits to the studio.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;Catman&quot;&gt;Catman of the Americas and all Portuguese-speaking people&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Yet another name for Jeff Catlin. Etymology unknown.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ChastityBelt&quot;&gt;Chastity Belt&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈchas-tə-tē belt) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Jeff Catlin. Legendary Sub-Culture faxer &amp;quot;Buck Naked in Plainview&amp;quot; sheds some light on its etymology:<br /> <br /> ::&#039;One Saturday night, Cat and Rick Arnett were filling in for Gordo. I faxed in, referring to them as the &amp;quot;Chastity Belts of the Little Ticket&amp;quot; and in parentheses, &amp;quot;They keep the pricks out.&amp;quot; Cat read my offering over the air and expressed agreement with the moniker that I had given Rick and him in my fax. I think that I have that fax saved somewhere in my fax program.&#039;&#039;<br /> ::&#039;&#039;The following Monday, Rhyns started referring to Cat as the &amp;quot;Chastity Belt&amp;quot; in the intro of the crew.&#039;&#039;&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Cat, Catlin, Jeff, Catman of the Americas and all Portuguese-speaking people.&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;LittleTeddy&quot;&gt;Champion, Little Teddy&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Childhood friend of Greggo&#039;s who lost a testicle in a tragic bicycle accident. Now, the pseudonym of a P-1r.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;PapaJoe&quot;&gt;Chevalier, Papa Joe&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(shə-ˈval-ˌyā) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#spare|spare]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ChiefWahoo&quot;&gt;Chief Wahoo&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(wä&#039; hü) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Formerly frequent caller to the Hardline. &#039;&#039;Included here just because he&#039;&#039;s one of my favorites.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;JimmyChristopher&quot;&gt;Christopher, Jimmy&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkris-tə-fər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Ticker master for the Dunham and Miller Show. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#saint|Saint]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;BrotherlyShove&quot;&gt;City of Brotherly Shove&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(sit&#039; e of bruTH&#039; er le shuv) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Philidelphia, Pennsylvania. A derogatory variant of &amp;quot;The City of Brotherly Love.&amp;quot;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;CocaineBoobJob&quot;&gt;Cocaine-and-Boob-Job-Crowd&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(kō-ˈkān ən(d) büb job ˈkrau̇d) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Those with an obsessive need to be with the trend. &#039;&#039;A winning Cowboys team packs the stands with the Cocaine and Boob-job crowd.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;CommeCi&quot;&gt;Comme ci comme ça&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(kȯm-sē kȯm-sȧ) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; French for &amp;quot;so-so.&amp;quot; Rocco used the word to mean . . . I don&#039;t know what.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ChuckCooperstein&quot;&gt;Cooperstein, Chuck&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;:(küp&#039; er sten) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Dearly departed keeper of the Noon to Three slot. Former holder of the &amp;quot;Evening Drive&amp;quot; slot. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[E-H#HigherAuthority|Higher Authority]], [[T-Z#Thor|Thor]].&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == D ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;TheD&quot;&gt;D, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(dē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Drop. Can be handle in one of two ways:<br /> <br /> :* &#039;&#039;&#039;E the D:&#039;&#039;&#039; The Drop is endorsed by the person in question.<br /> <br /> :* &#039;&#039;&#039;D the D:&#039;&#039;&#039; The Drop is denied by the person in question.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;DannyInLakeHighlands&quot;&gt;Danny in Lake Highlands&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Musical genius who has composed themes to most of the show on the Ticket.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;dark&quot;&gt;Dark&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(därk) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; At best, off color and inappropriate. &#039;&#039;The Fake Jerry called Marge Schott a &amp;quot;tumorous hag.&amp;quot; That&#039;s dark.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;CorbyDavidson&quot;&gt;Davidson, Corby&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(dav&#039; vid sən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Producer of the Chris Arnold show. Also &#039;&#039;&#039;the Lizard King, the Glimmer Twin, Jim Morrison, Mickey Dolenz.&#039;&#039;&#039; Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[M-P#Paducathisho|Paducathisho]]&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;DeezNuts&quot;&gt;Deez Nuts&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(dēz nutz) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Phrase that has come into popularity thanks to some bored caller on the Max Miller Show. It&#039;s origin has been attributed to either rappers Dr. Dre or Snoop Doggy Dogg.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;deviltry&quot;&gt;Deviltry&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(dev&#039;əl trē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Dubious activity. What kind of deviltry are they throwin&#039; down?<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;DiminutiveSportsNeapolitan&quot;&gt;Diminutive Sports Neapolitan&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(de nim&#039; yə tiv sports nē&#039;ə pol&#039;ə ten) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Rocco Pendola as dubbed by Mike Rhyner.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;disclosure&quot;&gt;Disclosure&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(dis klo&#039; zher) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Falls into two categories: voluntary and non.<br /> <br /> :* &#039;&#039;&#039;Voluntary:&#039;&#039;&#039;:Making other members of the Little Ticket&#039;s on-the air talent aware of Non-Ticket sanctioned public appearances.<br /> <br /> :* &#039;&#039;&#039;Non:&#039;&#039;&#039;Failure to notify other members of the Little Ticket&#039;s on-the air talent of Non-Ticket sanctioned appearances. Generally brings swift and sure on-air retribution.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;DoTheCars&quot;&gt;Do the cars, ticker, etc...&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(dü the kärs, tik&#039; er) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Rhyneristic admonishment to quit screwing around and do your work.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;DressBlues&quot;&gt;Dress Blues&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(dres ˈblüz) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Something Fake Jerry says he&#039;ll buy just prior to committing suicide. Symbolic of being in a hopeless situation. Also the name of the instructional hockey league team That some Ticket personnel play on. &#039;&#039;I&#039;m ready to go out and buy some dress blues and blow my brains out.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;drop&quot;&gt;Drop&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(drop&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Sound byte, usually used to humorous effect. If played by Expo, usually played at an inopportune moment.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;Comrex&quot;&gt;Dual line comrex&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(dü(-ə)l līn com&#039;-reks) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The miracle by which a remote broadcast is made possible. Or in the words of the Laddy, &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;A comrex is a device that takes 2 telephone lines and extends them into 1 with more bandwidth...(of course the Ticket, now rarely ever uses this instead it is ISDN or MARTI Radio.)&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;DulyNoted&quot;&gt;Duly noted&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈdü-lē no&#039; tid) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Acknowledgement of an opinion, hot sports or otherwise. &#039;&#039;Duly noted, pal.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GeorgeDunham&quot;&gt;Dunham, George&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(dun&#039; am) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One half of the sexiest duo on the radio today. A 6&#039; 3&amp;quot;, 230 pound adonis, possessed of &amp;quot;unruly, sandy brown hair, wire frame glasses and just the slightest married-with-children paunch.&amp;quot; Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Georgio, Magical, Mystical One&#039;&#039;&#039;</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=C-D&diff=143 2016-01-07T21:02:22Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* C */</p> <hr /> <div>== C ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;candyman&quot;&gt;Candyman&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkan-dē man) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One who provides illicit money, usually a college alumn or booster club member. &#039;&#039;A&amp;M&amp;#39;s recruiting program reeks of the Candyman.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;CarryOut&quot;&gt;Carry out the plan of the day&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈka-rē au̇t thə plan uv thə dā) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Generic commandment given, usually followed by some arcane directive.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;cat&quot;&gt;Cat&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(kat) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Jeff Catlin. Also see -- Catlin, Jeff, Catman of the Americas and all Portuguese-speaking people, Chastity Belt.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;JeffCatlin&quot;&gt;Catlin, Jeff&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(kat-lən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The producer of the HardLine, the co-boss, scored a &amp;quot;10&amp;quot; on the seriousness scale. Has the most intense stare of any producer the HardLine has ever worked with. Also see -- Cat, Catman of the Americas and all Portuguese-speaking people, Chastity Belt. &#039;&#039;Cat aquired most of those names from Jordon Rhyner on one of her visits to the studio.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;Catman&quot;&gt;Catman of the Americas and all Portuguese-speaking people&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Yet another name for Jeff Catlin. Etymology unknown.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ChastityBelt&quot;&gt;Chastity Belt&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈchas-tə-tē belt) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Jeff Catlin. Legendary Sub-Culture faxer &amp;quot;Buck Naked in Plainview&amp;quot; sheds some light on its etymology:<br /> <br /> ::&#039;One Saturday night, Cat and Rick Arnett were filling in for Gordo. I faxed in, referring to them as the &amp;quot;Chastity Belts of the Little Ticket&amp;quot; and in parentheses, &amp;quot;They keep the pricks out.&amp;quot; Cat read my offering over the air and expressed agreement with the moniker that I had given Rick and him in my fax. I think that I have that fax saved somewhere in my fax program.&#039;&#039;<br /> ::&#039;&#039;The following Monday, Rhyns started referring to Cat as the &amp;quot;Chastity Belt&amp;quot; in the intro of the crew.&#039;&#039;&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Cat, Catlin, Jeff, Catman of the Americas and all Portuguese-speaking people.&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;LittleTeddy&quot;&gt;Champion, Little Teddy&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Childhood friend of Greggo&#039;s who lost a testicle in a tragic bicycle accident. Now, the pseudonym of a P-1r.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;PapaJoe&quot;&gt;Chevalier, Papa Joe&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(shə-ˈval-ˌyā) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#spare|spare]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ChiefWahoo&quot;&gt;Chief Wahoo&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(wä&#039; hü) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Formerly frequent caller to the Hardline. &#039;&#039;Included here just because he&#039;&#039;s one of my favorites.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;JimmyChristopher&quot;&gt;Christopher, Jimmy&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈkris-tə-fər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Ticker master for the Dunham and Miller Show. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#saint|Saint]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;BrotherlyShove&quot;&gt;City of Brotherly Shove&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(sit&#039; e of bruTH&#039; er le shuv) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Philidelphia, Pennsylvania. A derogatory variant of &amp;quot;The City of Brotherly Love.&amp;quot;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;CocaineBoobJob&quot;&gt;Cocaine-and-Boob-Job-Crowd&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(kō-ˈkān ən(d) büb job ˈkrau̇d) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Those with an obsessive need to be with the trend. &#039;&#039;A winning Cowboys team packs the stands with the Cocaine and Boob-job crowd.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;CommeCi&quot;&gt;Comme ci comme ça&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(kȯm-sē kȯm-sȧ) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; French for &amp;quot;so-so.&amp;quot; Rocco used the word to mean . . . I don&#039;t know what.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ChuckCooperstein&quot;&gt;Cooperstein, Chuck&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;:(küp&#039; er sten) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Dearly departed keeper of the Noon to Three slot. Former holder of the &amp;quot;Evening Drive&amp;quot; slot. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[E-H#HigherAuthority|Higher Authority]], [[T-Z#Thor|Thor]].&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == D ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;D, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(dē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Drop. Can be handle in one of two ways:<br /> <br /> :* &#039;&#039;&#039;E the D:&#039;&#039;&#039; The Drop is endorsed by the person in question.<br /> <br /> :* &#039;&#039;&#039;D the D:&#039;&#039;&#039; The Drop is denied by the person in question.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Danny in Lake Highlands&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Musical genius who has composed themes to most of the show on the Ticket.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Dark&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(därk) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; At best, off color and inappropriate. &#039;&#039;The Fake Jerry called Marge Schott a &amp;quot;tumorous hag.&amp;quot; That&#039;s dark.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Davidson, Corby&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(dav&#039; vid sən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Producer of the Chris Arnold show. Also &#039;&#039;&#039;the Lizard King, the Glimmer Twin, Jim Morrison, Mickey Dolenz.&#039;&#039;&#039; Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[M-P#Paducathisho|Paducathisho]]&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Deez Nuts&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(dēz nutz) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Phrase that has come into popularity thanks to some bored caller on the Max Miller Show. It&#039;s origin has been attributed to either rappers Dr. Dre or Snoop Doggy Dogg.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Deviltry&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(dev&#039;əl trē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Dubious activity. What kind of deviltry are they throwin&#039; down?<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Diminutive Sports Neapolitan&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(de nim&#039; yə tiv sports nē&#039;ə pol&#039;ə ten) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Rocco Pendola as dubbed by Mike Rhyner.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Disclosure&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(dis klo&#039; zher) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Falls into two categories: voluntary and non.<br /> <br /> :* &#039;&#039;&#039;Voluntary:&#039;&#039;&#039;:Making other members of the Little Ticket&#039;s on-the air talent aware of Non-Ticket sanctioned public appearances.<br /> <br /> :* &#039;&#039;&#039;Non:&#039;&#039;&#039;Failure to notify other members of the Little Ticket&#039;s on-the air talent of Non-Ticket sanctioned appearances. Generally brings swift and sure on-air retribution.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Do the cars, ticker, etc . . .&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(dü the kärs, tik&#039; er) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Rhyneristic admonishment to quit screwing around and do your work.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Dress Blues&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(dres ˈblüz) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Something Fake Jerry says he&#039;ll buy just prior to committing suicide. Symbolic of being in a hopeless situation. Also the name of the instructional hockey league team That some Ticket personnel play on. &#039;&#039;I&#039;m ready to go out and buy some dress blues and blow my brains out.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Drop&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(drop&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Sound byte, usually used to humorous effect. If played by Expo, usually played at an inopportune moment.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Dual line comrex&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(dü(-ə)l līn com&#039;-reks) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The miracle by which a remote broadcast is made possible. Or in the words of the Laddy, &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;A comrex is a device that takes 2 telephone lines and extends them into 1 with more bandwidth...(of course the Ticket, now rarely ever uses this instead it is ISDN or MARTI Radio.)&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Duly noted&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈdü-lē no&#039; tid) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Acknowledgement of an opinion, hot sports or otherwise. &#039;&#039;Duly noted, pal.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Dunham, George&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(dun&#039; am) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One half of the sexiest duo on the radio today. A 6&#039; 3&amp;quot;, 230 pound adonis, possessed of &amp;quot;unruly, sandy brown hair, wire frame glasses and just the slightest married-with-children paunch.&amp;quot; Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Georgio, Magical, Mystical One&#039;&#039;&#039;</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=Numbers/A-B&diff=142 2016-01-07T20:57:04Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* B */</p> <hr /> <div>== Numbers ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ElevenPointFive&quot;&gt;11.5&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Pecentage of radio listening Dallas males, ages 25-54 who partake of the HardLine. Really HUGE as far as radio numbers go<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;OneBallLine&quot;&gt;1-ball line&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(wən bȯl līn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; 787-1225. Phone line other than the main line or celluar. Generally reserved for reindeer games and contest response. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[I-L#JohnKrukLine|John Kruk Line]]&#039;&#039;&#039; <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;TwoMinuteDrill&quot;&gt;2-minute drill&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(tü mi-nət dril) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Closing ritual of virtually every HardLine show. Always an unwieldy prospect from a remote location.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;FourHourTicketTicker&quot;&gt;4-hour Ticket Ticker&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fȯr au̇(-ə)r ti-kət ti-kər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;The Throwdown&#039;&#039;&#039;. Named such because it&#039;s host are weekday Ticker Gurus Followill and Phillips.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ThreeTenents&quot;&gt;3 tenents of the HardLine&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(thrē ˈte-nəts əv thə härd-ˈlīn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Packaging, minimizing and distancing.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;SixEdicts&quot;&gt;6 simple edicts&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(siks sim-pəl ē-ˌdikts) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Rules to follow when participating in the 2-minute drill. They are as follows:<br /> <br /> :# You get 30 seconds, or until we determine you story has become tiresome. Whichever happens first.<br /> :# Start whatever you have to say with the words, &quot;I think that.&quot;<br /> :# Be ready to go when we come to you.<br /> :# Turn your radio off.<br /> :# Don&#039;t ask us how we are.<br /> :# Don&#039;t expect anything from us by way of response or reply.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;Adhere to these six, simple edicts and this can go wherever you like.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;SeventeenDays&quot;&gt;17 Days&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Song by &quot;The Artist Formerly Known as Prince&quot; whose intro provides the theme music for Chris Arnold&#039;s show.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;SixtyMoreMinutes&quot;&gt;60 more minutes of the Hardline&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(siks-tē mȯr ˈmi-nəts əv thə härd-ˈlīn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The dulcet tones of Jordan Rhyner announcing the final hour of the Hardline. Usually heard at the six o&#039; clock hour. &#039;&#039;This was a take-off on an ESPN spot for their NFL Gameday.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == A ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ChrisArnold&quot;&gt;Arnold, Chris&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(är&#039; neld) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The hardest working man in Ticket-dom. Master of all-media. Keeper of the Ten to Noon spot. Voted &quot;Most Likely to Die of Exhaustion&quot; by his high school peers. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;RickArnett&quot;&gt;Arnett, Rick&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(är&#039; net) ,&#039;&#039; n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Aged producer of the Rocco Pendola show. Also, host of the Ticket&#039;s golf show, The Tee Box. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[E-H#Geezer|Geezer]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;AngryBoardOp&quot;&gt;The Angry Board Op&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt; &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Dave Lane. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Gen-X Davey&#039;&#039;&#039;. &#039;&#039;As it was so glaringly shown on July 3, 1998, I am fallible. This referred to Gen-X Davey during a period when the Laddy was bouncing him from position to position within the station. He wasn&#039;t happy about it. This name comes from the period when Dave was the board-op for the HardLine.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == B ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;BadKarma&quot;&gt;Bad Karma&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bad ˈkär-mə) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Negative energy. Accumulation usually proportional to the amount of dark shtick offered.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;BagOfChips&quot;&gt;Bag of Chips&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bag əv chips) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Over and above. &#039;&#039;All that and a bag of chips.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;SkipBayless&quot;&gt;Bayless, Skip&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ba- les) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One of the Ticket Originals. Keeper of the 6 to 9 weekday mornings slot. As one source put, &#039;&#039;&quot;Bayless was worthless . . . great in print, but never really understood the radio biz.&quot;&#039;&#039; Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Dr. Bay&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;BeatenDown&quot;&gt;Beaten Down&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈbē-tən ˈdau̇n) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Overloaded, exasperated or exhausted by circumstances, events or abuse. &#039;&#039;Boy, I&#039;m beaten down by Nate&#039;s shenanigans.&#039;&#039; -- &#039;&#039;&#039;beat one down, beating one down&#039;&#039;&#039; Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[T-Z#whipped|Whipped]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;behemoth&quot;&gt;Behemoth&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bi-ˈhē-məth) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See Niemuth, Rodney<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;blue&quot;&gt;Blue&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(blu) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Predictable color of the humor on the HardLine.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;BohemianRant&quot;&gt;Bohemian Rant&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(Bo·he·mē-ən rant) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Essentially, the Gordon Keith Show. Currently occupying the Seven to Ten, Saturday morning slot. Formerly relegated to the limbo of late Saturday night.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;boyd&quot;&gt;Boyd&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bȯid) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Hometown of &#039;&#039;&#039;Greg Williams&#039;&#039;&#039;. &#039;&#039;What do you get when you gather up all the Boyd High School cheerleaders? A full set of teeth.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;BroadcastValhalla&quot;&gt;Broadcast Valhalla&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈbrȯd-ˌkast val-ˈha-lə) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The new high-tech studios at 3500 Maple overlooking beautiful Riverchon Park. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[M-P#NurturingBosom|Nurturing Bosom of the Mothership]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;brutha&quot;&gt;Brutha&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(brə-thə) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Friend. Compadre. Compatriot. Often pronounced with exaggerated and extended tones. &#039;&#039;Renee&#039; Siler&#039;s got it goin&#039; on. I&#039;m right there with ya, brutha.&#039;&#039;</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=Numbers/A-B&diff=141 2016-01-07T20:56:32Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* Numbers */</p> <hr /> <div>== Numbers ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ElevenPointFive&quot;&gt;11.5&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Pecentage of radio listening Dallas males, ages 25-54 who partake of the HardLine. Really HUGE as far as radio numbers go<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;OneBallLine&quot;&gt;1-ball line&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(wən bȯl līn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; 787-1225. Phone line other than the main line or celluar. Generally reserved for reindeer games and contest response. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[I-L#JohnKrukLine|John Kruk Line]]&#039;&#039;&#039; <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;TwoMinuteDrill&quot;&gt;2-minute drill&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(tü mi-nət dril) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Closing ritual of virtually every HardLine show. Always an unwieldy prospect from a remote location.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;FourHourTicketTicker&quot;&gt;4-hour Ticket Ticker&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fȯr au̇(-ə)r ti-kət ti-kər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;The Throwdown&#039;&#039;&#039;. Named such because it&#039;s host are weekday Ticker Gurus Followill and Phillips.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ThreeTenents&quot;&gt;3 tenents of the HardLine&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(thrē ˈte-nəts əv thə härd-ˈlīn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Packaging, minimizing and distancing.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;SixEdicts&quot;&gt;6 simple edicts&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(siks sim-pəl ē-ˌdikts) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Rules to follow when participating in the 2-minute drill. They are as follows:<br /> <br /> :# You get 30 seconds, or until we determine you story has become tiresome. Whichever happens first.<br /> :# Start whatever you have to say with the words, &quot;I think that.&quot;<br /> :# Be ready to go when we come to you.<br /> :# Turn your radio off.<br /> :# Don&#039;t ask us how we are.<br /> :# Don&#039;t expect anything from us by way of response or reply.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;Adhere to these six, simple edicts and this can go wherever you like.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;SeventeenDays&quot;&gt;17 Days&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Song by &quot;The Artist Formerly Known as Prince&quot; whose intro provides the theme music for Chris Arnold&#039;s show.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;SixtyMoreMinutes&quot;&gt;60 more minutes of the Hardline&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(siks-tē mȯr ˈmi-nəts əv thə härd-ˈlīn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The dulcet tones of Jordan Rhyner announcing the final hour of the Hardline. Usually heard at the six o&#039; clock hour. &#039;&#039;This was a take-off on an ESPN spot for their NFL Gameday.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == A ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ChrisArnold&quot;&gt;Arnold, Chris&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(är&#039; neld) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The hardest working man in Ticket-dom. Master of all-media. Keeper of the Ten to Noon spot. Voted &quot;Most Likely to Die of Exhaustion&quot; by his high school peers. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;RickArnett&quot;&gt;Arnett, Rick&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(är&#039; net) ,&#039;&#039; n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Aged producer of the Rocco Pendola show. Also, host of the Ticket&#039;s golf show, The Tee Box. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[E-H#Geezer|Geezer]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;AngryBoardOp&quot;&gt;The Angry Board Op&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt; &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Dave Lane. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Gen-X Davey&#039;&#039;&#039;. &#039;&#039;As it was so glaringly shown on July 3, 1998, I am fallible. This referred to Gen-X Davey during a period when the Laddy was bouncing him from position to position within the station. He wasn&#039;t happy about it. This name comes from the period when Dave was the board-op for the HardLine.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == B ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;BadKarma&quot;&gt;Bad Karma&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bad ˈkär-mə) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Negative energy. Accumulation usually proportional to the amount of dark shtick offered.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;BagOfChips&quot;&gt;Bag of Chips&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bag əv chips) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Over and above. &#039;&#039;All that and a bag of chips.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;SkipBayless&quot;&gt;Bayless, Skip&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ba- les) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One of the Ticket Originals. Keeper of the 6 to 9 weekday mornings slot. As one source put, &#039;&#039;&quot;Bayless was worthless . . . great in print, but never really understood the radio biz.&quot;&#039;&#039; Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Dr. Bay&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;BeatenDown&quot;&gt;Beaten Down&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈbē-tən ˈdau̇n) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Overloaded, exasperated or exhausted by circumstances, events or abuse. &#039;&#039;Boy, I&#039;m beaten down by Nate&#039;s shenanigans.&#039;&#039; -- &#039;&#039;&#039;beat one down, beating one down&#039;&#039;&#039; Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[T-Z#whipped|whipped]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;behemoth&quot;&gt;Behemoth&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bi-ˈhē-məth) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See Niemuth, Rodney<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;blue&quot;&gt;Blue&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(blu) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Predictable color of the humor on the HardLine.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;BohemianRant&quot;&gt;Bohemian Rant&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(Bo·he·mē-ən rant) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Essentially, the Gordon Keith Show. Currently occupying the Seven to Ten, Saturday morning slot. Formerly relegated to the limbo of late Saturday night.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;boyd&quot;&gt;Boyd&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bȯid) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Hometown of &#039;&#039;&#039;Greg Williams&#039;&#039;&#039;. &#039;&#039;What do you get when you gather up all the Boyd High School cheerleaders? A full set of teeth.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;BroadcastValhalla&quot;&gt;Broadcast Valhalla&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈbrȯd-ˌkast val-ˈha-lə) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The new high-tech studios at 3500 Maple overlooking beautiful Riverchon Park. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[M-P#NurturingBosom|Nurturing Bosom of the Mothership]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;brutha&quot;&gt;Brutha&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(brə-thə) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Friend. Compadre. Compatriot. Often pronounced with exaggerated and extended tones. &#039;&#039;Renee&#039; Siler&#039;s got it goin&#039; on. I&#039;m right there with ya, brutha.&#039;&#039;</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=Numbers/A-B&diff=140 2016-01-07T20:54:03Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* B */</p> <hr /> <div>== Numbers ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ElevenPointFive&quot;&gt;11.5&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Pecentage of radio listening Dallas males, ages 25-54 who partake of the HardLine. Really HUGE as far as radio numbers go<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;OneBallLine&quot;&gt;1-ball line&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(wən bȯl līn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; 787-1225. Phone line other than the main line or celluar. Generally reserved for reindeer games and contest response. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[I-L#JohnKrukLine|John Kruk Line]]&#039;&#039;&#039; <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;TwoMinuteDrill&quot;&gt;2-minute drill&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(tü mi-nət dril) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Closing ritual of virtually every HardLine show. Always an unwieldy prospect from a remote location.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;FourHourTicketTicker&quot;&gt;4-hour Ticket Ticker&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fȯr au̇(-ə)r ti-kət ti-kər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;The Throwdown&#039;&#039;&#039;. Named such because it&#039;s host are weekday Ticker Gurus Followill and Phillips.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ThreeTenents&quot;&gt;3 tenents of the HardLine&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(thrē ˈte-nəts əv thə härd-ˈlīn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Packaging, minimizing and distancing.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;SixEdicts&quot;&gt;6 simple edicts&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(siks sim-pəl ē-ˌdikts) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Rules to follow when participating in the 2-minute drill. They are as follows:<br /> <br /> :# You get 30 seconds, or until we determine you story has become tiresome. Whichever happens first.<br /> :# Start whatever you have to say with the words, &quot;I think that.&quot;<br /> :# Be ready to go when we come to you.<br /> :# Turn your radio off.<br /> :# Don&#039;t ask us how we are.<br /> :# Don&#039;t expect anything from us by way of response or reply.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;Adhere to these six, simple edicts and this can go wherever you like.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;SeventeenDays&quot;&gt;17 Days&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; : &lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Song by &quot;The Artist Formerly Known as Prince&quot; whose intro provides the theme music for Chris Arnold&#039;s show.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;SixtyMoreMinutes&quot;&gt;60 more minutes of the Hardline&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(siks-tē mȯr ˈmi-nəts əv thə härd-ˈlīn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The dulcet tones of Jordan Rhyner announcing the final hour of the Hardline. Usually heard at the six o&#039; clock hour. &#039;&#039;This was a take-off on an ESPN spot for their NFL Gameday.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == A ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ChrisArnold&quot;&gt;Arnold, Chris&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(är&#039; neld) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The hardest working man in Ticket-dom. Master of all-media. Keeper of the Ten to Noon spot. Voted &quot;Most Likely to Die of Exhaustion&quot; by his high school peers. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;RickArnett&quot;&gt;Arnett, Rick&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(är&#039; net) ,&#039;&#039; n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Aged producer of the Rocco Pendola show. Also, host of the Ticket&#039;s golf show, The Tee Box. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[E-H#Geezer|Geezer]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;AngryBoardOp&quot;&gt;The Angry Board Op&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt; &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Dave Lane. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Gen-X Davey&#039;&#039;&#039;. &#039;&#039;As it was so glaringly shown on July 3, 1998, I am fallible. This referred to Gen-X Davey during a period when the Laddy was bouncing him from position to position within the station. He wasn&#039;t happy about it. This name comes from the period when Dave was the board-op for the HardLine.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == B ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;BadKarma&quot;&gt;Bad Karma&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bad ˈkär-mə) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Negative energy. Accumulation usually proportional to the amount of dark shtick offered.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;BagOfChips&quot;&gt;Bag of Chips&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bag əv chips) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Over and above. &#039;&#039;All that and a bag of chips.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;SkipBayless&quot;&gt;Bayless, Skip&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ba- les) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One of the Ticket Originals. Keeper of the 6 to 9 weekday mornings slot. As one source put, &#039;&#039;&quot;Bayless was worthless . . . great in print, but never really understood the radio biz.&quot;&#039;&#039; Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Dr. Bay&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;BeatenDown&quot;&gt;Beaten Down&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈbē-tən ˈdau̇n) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Overloaded, exasperated or exhausted by circumstances, events or abuse. &#039;&#039;Boy, I&#039;m beaten down by Nate&#039;s shenanigans.&#039;&#039; -- &#039;&#039;&#039;beat one down, beating one down&#039;&#039;&#039; Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[T-Z#whipped|whipped]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;behemoth&quot;&gt;Behemoth&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bi-ˈhē-məth) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See Niemuth, Rodney<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;blue&quot;&gt;Blue&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(blu) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Predictable color of the humor on the HardLine.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;BohemianRant&quot;&gt;Bohemian Rant&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(Bo·he·mē-ən rant) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Essentially, the Gordon Keith Show. Currently occupying the Seven to Ten, Saturday morning slot. Formerly relegated to the limbo of late Saturday night.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;boyd&quot;&gt;Boyd&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bȯid) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Hometown of &#039;&#039;&#039;Greg Williams&#039;&#039;&#039;. &#039;&#039;What do you get when you gather up all the Boyd High School cheerleaders? A full set of teeth.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;BroadcastValhalla&quot;&gt;Broadcast Valhalla&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈbrȯd-ˌkast val-ˈha-lə) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The new high-tech studios at 3500 Maple overlooking beautiful Riverchon Park. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[M-P#NurturingBosom|Nurturing Bosom of the Mothership]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;brutha&quot;&gt;Brutha&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(brə-thə) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Friend. Compadre. Compatriot. Often pronounced with exaggerated and extended tones. &#039;&#039;Renee&#039; Siler&#039;s got it goin&#039; on. I&#039;m right there with ya, brutha.&#039;&#039;</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=Numbers/A-B&diff=139 2016-01-07T20:49:43Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* A */</p> <hr /> <div>== Numbers ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ElevenPointFive&quot;&gt;11.5&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Pecentage of radio listening Dallas males, ages 25-54 who partake of the HardLine. Really HUGE as far as radio numbers go<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;OneBallLine&quot;&gt;1-ball line&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(wən bȯl līn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; 787-1225. Phone line other than the main line or celluar. Generally reserved for reindeer games and contest response. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[I-L#JohnKrukLine|John Kruk Line]]&#039;&#039;&#039; <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;TwoMinuteDrill&quot;&gt;2-minute drill&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(tü mi-nət dril) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Closing ritual of virtually every HardLine show. Always an unwieldy prospect from a remote location.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;FourHourTicketTicker&quot;&gt;4-hour Ticket Ticker&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fȯr au̇(-ə)r ti-kət ti-kər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;The Throwdown&#039;&#039;&#039;. Named such because it&#039;s host are weekday Ticker Gurus Followill and Phillips.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ThreeTenents&quot;&gt;3 tenents of the HardLine&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(thrē ˈte-nəts əv thə härd-ˈlīn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Packaging, minimizing and distancing.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;SixEdicts&quot;&gt;6 simple edicts&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(siks sim-pəl ē-ˌdikts) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Rules to follow when participating in the 2-minute drill. They are as follows:<br /> <br /> :# You get 30 seconds, or until we determine you story has become tiresome. Whichever happens first.<br /> :# Start whatever you have to say with the words, &quot;I think that.&quot;<br /> :# Be ready to go when we come to you.<br /> :# Turn your radio off.<br /> :# Don&#039;t ask us how we are.<br /> :# Don&#039;t expect anything from us by way of response or reply.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;Adhere to these six, simple edicts and this can go wherever you like.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;SeventeenDays&quot;&gt;17 Days&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; : &lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Song by &quot;The Artist Formerly Known as Prince&quot; whose intro provides the theme music for Chris Arnold&#039;s show.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;SixtyMoreMinutes&quot;&gt;60 more minutes of the Hardline&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(siks-tē mȯr ˈmi-nəts əv thə härd-ˈlīn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The dulcet tones of Jordan Rhyner announcing the final hour of the Hardline. Usually heard at the six o&#039; clock hour. &#039;&#039;This was a take-off on an ESPN spot for their NFL Gameday.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == A ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ChrisArnold&quot;&gt;Arnold, Chris&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(är&#039; neld) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The hardest working man in Ticket-dom. Master of all-media. Keeper of the Ten to Noon spot. Voted &quot;Most Likely to Die of Exhaustion&quot; by his high school peers. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;RickArnett&quot;&gt;Arnett, Rick&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(är&#039; net) ,&#039;&#039; n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Aged producer of the Rocco Pendola show. Also, host of the Ticket&#039;s golf show, The Tee Box. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[E-H#Geezer|Geezer]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;AngryBoardOp&quot;&gt;The Angry Board Op&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt; &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Dave Lane. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Gen-X Davey&#039;&#039;&#039;. &#039;&#039;As it was so glaringly shown on July 3, 1998, I am fallible. This referred to Gen-X Davey during a period when the Laddy was bouncing him from position to position within the station. He wasn&#039;t happy about it. This name comes from the period when Dave was the board-op for the HardLine.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == B ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bad Karma&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bad ˈkär-mə) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Negative energy. Accumulation usually proportional to the amount of dark shtick offered.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bag of chips&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bag əv chips) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Over and above. &#039;&#039;All that and a bag of chips.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bayless, Skip&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ba- les) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One of the Ticket Originals. Keeper of the 6 to 9 weekday mornings slot. As one source put, &#039;&#039;&quot;Bayless was worthless . . . great in print, but never really understood the radio biz.&quot;&#039;&#039; Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Dr. Bay&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Beaten down&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈbē-tən ˈdau̇n) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Overloaded, exasperated or exhausted by circumstances, events or abuse. &#039;&#039;Boy, I&#039;m beaten down by Nate&#039;s shenanigans.&#039;&#039; -- &#039;&#039;&#039;beat one down, beating one down&#039;&#039;&#039; Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[T-Z#whipped|Whipped]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Behemoth&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bi-ˈhē-məth) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See Niemuth, Rodney<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Blue&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(blu) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Predictable color of the humor on the HardLine.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bohemian Rant&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(Bo·he·mē-ən rant) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Essentially, the Gordon Keith Show. Currently occupying the Seven to Ten, Saturday morning slot. Formerly relegated to the limbo of late Saturday night.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Boyd&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bȯid) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Hometown of Greg Williams. &#039;&#039;What do you get when you gather up all the Boyd High School cheerleaders? A full set of teeth.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Broadcast Valhalla&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈbrȯd-ˌkast val-ˈha-lə) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The new high-tech studios at 3500 Maple overlooking beautiful Riverchon Park. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[M-P#NurturingBosom|Nurturing Bosom of the Mothership]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Brutha&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(brə-thə) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Friend. Compadre. Compatriot. Often pronounced with exaggerated and extended tones. &#039;&#039;Renee&#039; Siler&#039;s got it goin&#039; on. I&#039;m right there with ya, brutha.&#039;&#039;</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=Numbers/A-B&diff=138 2016-01-07T20:48:05Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* Numbers */</p> <hr /> <div>== Numbers ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ElevenPointFive&quot;&gt;11.5&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Pecentage of radio listening Dallas males, ages 25-54 who partake of the HardLine. Really HUGE as far as radio numbers go<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;OneBallLine&quot;&gt;1-ball line&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(wən bȯl līn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; 787-1225. Phone line other than the main line or celluar. Generally reserved for reindeer games and contest response. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[I-L#JohnKrukLine|John Kruk Line]]&#039;&#039;&#039; <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;TwoMinuteDrill&quot;&gt;2-minute drill&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(tü mi-nət dril) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Closing ritual of virtually every HardLine show. Always an unwieldy prospect from a remote location.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;FourHourTicketTicker&quot;&gt;4-hour Ticket Ticker&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fȯr au̇(-ə)r ti-kət ti-kər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;The Throwdown&#039;&#039;&#039;. Named such because it&#039;s host are weekday Ticker Gurus Followill and Phillips.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ThreeTenents&quot;&gt;3 tenents of the HardLine&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(thrē ˈte-nəts əv thə härd-ˈlīn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Packaging, minimizing and distancing.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;SixEdicts&quot;&gt;6 simple edicts&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(siks sim-pəl ē-ˌdikts) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Rules to follow when participating in the 2-minute drill. They are as follows:<br /> <br /> :# You get 30 seconds, or until we determine you story has become tiresome. Whichever happens first.<br /> :# Start whatever you have to say with the words, &quot;I think that.&quot;<br /> :# Be ready to go when we come to you.<br /> :# Turn your radio off.<br /> :# Don&#039;t ask us how we are.<br /> :# Don&#039;t expect anything from us by way of response or reply.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;Adhere to these six, simple edicts and this can go wherever you like.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;SeventeenDays&quot;&gt;17 Days&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; : &lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Song by &quot;The Artist Formerly Known as Prince&quot; whose intro provides the theme music for Chris Arnold&#039;s show.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;SixtyMoreMinutes&quot;&gt;60 more minutes of the Hardline&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(siks-tē mȯr ˈmi-nəts əv thə härd-ˈlīn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The dulcet tones of Jordan Rhyner announcing the final hour of the Hardline. Usually heard at the six o&#039; clock hour. &#039;&#039;This was a take-off on an ESPN spot for their NFL Gameday.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == A ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Arnold, Chris&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(är&#039; neld) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The hardest working man in Ticket-dom. Master of all-media. Keeper of the Ten to Noon spot. Voted &quot;Most Likely to Die of Exhaustion&quot; by his high school peers. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Arnett, Rick&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(är&#039; net) ,&#039;&#039; n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Aged producer of the Rocco Pendola show. Also, host of the Ticket&#039;s golf show, The Tee Box. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[E-H#Geezer|Geezer]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;The Angry Board Op&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt; &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Dave Lane. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Gen-X Davey&#039;&#039;&#039;. &#039;&#039;As it was so glaringly shown on July 3, 1998, I am fallible. This referred to Gen-X Davey during a period when the Laddy was bouncing him from position to position within the station. He wasn&#039;t happy about it. This name comes from the period when Dave was the board-op for the HardLine.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == B ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bad Karma&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bad ˈkär-mə) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Negative energy. Accumulation usually proportional to the amount of dark shtick offered.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bag of chips&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bag əv chips) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Over and above. &#039;&#039;All that and a bag of chips.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bayless, Skip&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ba- les) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One of the Ticket Originals. Keeper of the 6 to 9 weekday mornings slot. As one source put, &#039;&#039;&quot;Bayless was worthless . . . great in print, but never really understood the radio biz.&quot;&#039;&#039; Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Dr. Bay&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Beaten down&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈbē-tən ˈdau̇n) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Overloaded, exasperated or exhausted by circumstances, events or abuse. &#039;&#039;Boy, I&#039;m beaten down by Nate&#039;s shenanigans.&#039;&#039; -- &#039;&#039;&#039;beat one down, beating one down&#039;&#039;&#039; Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[T-Z#whipped|Whipped]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Behemoth&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bi-ˈhē-məth) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See Niemuth, Rodney<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Blue&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(blu) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Predictable color of the humor on the HardLine.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bohemian Rant&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(Bo·he·mē-ən rant) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Essentially, the Gordon Keith Show. Currently occupying the Seven to Ten, Saturday morning slot. Formerly relegated to the limbo of late Saturday night.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Boyd&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bȯid) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Hometown of Greg Williams. &#039;&#039;What do you get when you gather up all the Boyd High School cheerleaders? A full set of teeth.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Broadcast Valhalla&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈbrȯd-ˌkast val-ˈha-lə) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The new high-tech studios at 3500 Maple overlooking beautiful Riverchon Park. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[M-P#NurturingBosom|Nurturing Bosom of the Mothership]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Brutha&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(brə-thə) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Friend. Compadre. Compatriot. Often pronounced with exaggerated and extended tones. &#039;&#039;Renee&#039; Siler&#039;s got it goin&#039; on. I&#039;m right there with ya, brutha.&#039;&#039;</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=Numbers/A-B&diff=137 2016-01-07T20:47:53Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: </p> <hr /> <div>== Numbers ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;11.5&#039;&#039;&#039;: &lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Pecentage of radio listening Dallas males, ages 25-54 who partake of the HardLine. Really HUGE as far as radio numbers go<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;1-ball line&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(wən bȯl līn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; 787-1225. Phone line other than the main line or celluar. Generally reserved for reindeer games and contest response. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[I-L#JohnKrukLine|John Kruk Line]]&#039;&#039;&#039; <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;2-minute drill&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(tü mi-nət dril) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Closing ritual of virtually every HardLine show. Always an unwieldy prospect from a remote location.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;4-hour Ticket Ticker&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fȯr au̇(-ə)r ti-kət ti-kər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;The Throwdown&#039;&#039;&#039;. Named such because it&#039;s host are weekday Ticker Gurus Followill and Phillips.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;3 tenents of the HardLine&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(thrē ˈte-nəts əv thə härd-ˈlīn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Packaging, minimizing and distancing.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;6 simple edicts&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(siks sim-pəl ē-ˌdikts) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Rules to follow when participating in the 2-minute drill. They are as follows:<br /> <br /> :# You get 30 seconds, or until we determine you story has become tiresome. Whichever happens first.<br /> :# Start whatever you have to say with the words, &quot;I think that.&quot;<br /> :# Be ready to go when we come to you.<br /> :# Turn your radio off.<br /> :# Don&#039;t ask us how we are.<br /> :# Don&#039;t expect anything from us by way of response or reply.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;Adhere to these six, simple edicts and this can go wherever you like.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;17 Days&#039;&#039;&#039; : &lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Song by &quot;The Artist Formerly Known as Prince&quot; whose intro provides the theme music for Chris Arnold&#039;s show.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;60 more minutes of the Hardline&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(siks-tē mȯr ˈmi-nəts əv thə härd-ˈlīn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The dulcet tones of Jordan Rhyner announcing the final hour of the Hardline. Usually heard at the six o&#039; clock hour. &#039;&#039;This was a take-off on an ESPN spot for their NFL Gameday.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == A ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Arnold, Chris&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(är&#039; neld) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The hardest working man in Ticket-dom. Master of all-media. Keeper of the Ten to Noon spot. Voted &quot;Most Likely to Die of Exhaustion&quot; by his high school peers. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Arnett, Rick&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(är&#039; net) ,&#039;&#039; n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Aged producer of the Rocco Pendola show. Also, host of the Ticket&#039;s golf show, The Tee Box. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[E-H#Geezer|Geezer]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;The Angry Board Op&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt; &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Dave Lane. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Gen-X Davey&#039;&#039;&#039;. &#039;&#039;As it was so glaringly shown on July 3, 1998, I am fallible. This referred to Gen-X Davey during a period when the Laddy was bouncing him from position to position within the station. He wasn&#039;t happy about it. This name comes from the period when Dave was the board-op for the HardLine.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == B ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bad Karma&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bad ˈkär-mə) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Negative energy. Accumulation usually proportional to the amount of dark shtick offered.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bag of chips&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bag əv chips) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Over and above. &#039;&#039;All that and a bag of chips.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bayless, Skip&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ba- les) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One of the Ticket Originals. Keeper of the 6 to 9 weekday mornings slot. As one source put, &#039;&#039;&quot;Bayless was worthless . . . great in print, but never really understood the radio biz.&quot;&#039;&#039; Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Dr. Bay&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Beaten down&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈbē-tən ˈdau̇n) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Overloaded, exasperated or exhausted by circumstances, events or abuse. &#039;&#039;Boy, I&#039;m beaten down by Nate&#039;s shenanigans.&#039;&#039; -- &#039;&#039;&#039;beat one down, beating one down&#039;&#039;&#039; Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[T-Z#whipped|Whipped]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Behemoth&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bi-ˈhē-məth) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See Niemuth, Rodney<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Blue&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(blu) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Predictable color of the humor on the HardLine.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bohemian Rant&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(Bo·he·mē-ən rant) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Essentially, the Gordon Keith Show. Currently occupying the Seven to Ten, Saturday morning slot. Formerly relegated to the limbo of late Saturday night.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Boyd&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bȯid) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Hometown of Greg Williams. &#039;&#039;What do you get when you gather up all the Boyd High School cheerleaders? A full set of teeth.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Broadcast Valhalla&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈbrȯd-ˌkast val-ˈha-lə) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The new high-tech studios at 3500 Maple overlooking beautiful Riverchon Park. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[M-P#NurturingBosom|Nurturing Bosom of the Mothership]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Brutha&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(brə-thə) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Friend. Compadre. Compatriot. Often pronounced with exaggerated and extended tones. &#039;&#039;Renee&#039; Siler&#039;s got it goin&#039; on. I&#039;m right there with ya, brutha.&#039;&#039;</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=T-Z&diff=136 2016-01-07T20:40:17Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* X:Y:Z */</p> <hr /> <div>== T ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;temple&quot;&gt;Temple, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(tem-pəl) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The Ballpark in Arlington<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;shot&quot;&gt;That&#039;s a shot...&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(THatz ə shät) , &#039;&#039;interj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Acknowledgement of derogatory statement made of someone. &#039;&#039;That&#039;s a shot at me!&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;Thor&quot;&gt;Thor&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(thȯr) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Truncated version of Chuck Cooperstein&#039;s nickname, &quot;The Higher Authority.&quot; It was said he wasn&#039;t fond of the shortened version.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;SwordOfDamocles&quot;&gt;Thrice-hourly Sword of Damocles&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(da-mə-ˌklēz) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A Rhynerism for the Ticket Ticker.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;throwdown&quot;&gt;Throwdown, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(thrō&#039;-dau̇n) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Saturday afternoon show hosted by &#039;&#039;&#039;Mark Followill&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Rich Phillips&#039;&#039;&#039;. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;4-hour Ticker Ticker&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;tickhead&quot;&gt;Tickethead&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ti-kət hed) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The male variant nickname for Ticket listeners. The male version recently changed from &quot;Tickhead&quot; presumably to avoid confusion with a less savory word. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;TicketChick&quot;&gt;Ticket Chick&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ti-kət chik) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt;<br /> :1. The female variant nickname for Ticket listeners. <br /> :2. Ticket Chick can also stand for those mercenary models provided by the Bod Squad, who provide a distinctly feminine Ticket presence at roadshows. &#039;&#039;Last year or so, the bright idea was to publish a Ticket Chick calendar. The idea itself was a good one, the execution, though, was HUGELY flawed. 10 or 100 times the needed calanders were printed, making them almost worthless. To top it off, the photography, printing and layout of it was so bad, it prompted the on-air remarks (and the began the myth) about how tore up the Ticket Chicks were.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;TicketTicker&quot;&gt;Ticket Ticker&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ti-kət ti-kər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A natural occurrence, both loved and despised, that happens three times an hour.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ToreUp&quot;&gt;Tore Up&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(tȯr up) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Having the appearance of being rode hard and put up wet. Not in good condition. The alleged condition of many female Ticket listeners.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;TownOfTheCow&quot;&gt;Town of the Cow&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(tau̇n əf thə kau̇) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A Rynerism for Fort Worth, Texas. A variant of the phrase &quot;Cowtown.&quot;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;TriceUp&quot;&gt;Trice up&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(trīs əp) , &#039;&#039;v.t.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; To haul (up) and secure (a sail, boom, etc . . . ) with a rope.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;trifecta&quot;&gt;Trifecta&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(trī-ˈfek-tə) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A trio of deaths, in keeping with the maxim that they occur in threes. Must occur within a 14-day period for it to be valid.<br /> <br /> == U:V:W ==<br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;vigorfit&quot;&gt;Vigorfit/Vitalmen&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Herbal supplement taken by Greg Williams that increases energy, reduces stress and gives you that &quot;extra boom-boom in the bedroom.&quot; Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Yohimbe bark&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;VillageIdiot&quot;&gt;Village Idiot&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(vi-lij i-dē-ət) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Ruben Sierra.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;VirtualRigidity&quot;&gt;Virtual Rigidity&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(vər-chə-wəl rə-ˈji-də-tē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The original name for the one and only Hardline Homepage, created by the master faxer, Sideshow Bob. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;hardliners.com&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;WheelsOff&quot;&gt;Wheel&#039;s Off&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hwēlz ȯf) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Unorganized, mistake-riddled or of poor quality. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;The wheels are off&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;wheels shootin&#039; off&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;wheels came off&#039;&#039;&#039;, or now just, &#039;&#039;&#039;off&#039;&#039;&#039;. &#039;&#039;That was his first time running that meeting and it was so wheels off&#039;&#039;. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Expo&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Meltdown&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;whipped&quot;&gt;Whipped&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhwip&#039;-d) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Fed up, exhausted, aggravated by a situatio&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039; Also -- Reverse whip. &#039;&#039;I was whipped by Paul the Damn Viking&#039;s ranting&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;WildIrishLaddie&quot;&gt;Wild Irish Laddie&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(wī(-ə)ld ī-rish la-dē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Mike Thompson, former high-strung, micro-managing program director for the Ticket. Departed for the frozen wastes of the City of Brotherly Shove, Philadelphia.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GregWilliams&quot;&gt;Williams, Greg&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(greg&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The true driving force behind the Hardline and possessor of one of the largest entouragés in modern radio. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Greggo&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Hambonita&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Hammer&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Lonesome Dove&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == X:Y:Z ==<br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;YohimbeBark&quot;&gt;Yohimbe Bark&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(yō-ˈhim-bē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One of the more notable ingredients in Vigorfit/Vitalmen.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;YouNeverKnow&quot;&gt;You never know&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(yü&#039; ne-vər ˈnō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Chris Arnold&#039;s mantra of unpredictability.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;Zippy&quot;&gt;Zippy the Mailbag Clown&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Mascot to the HardLine Mailbag. Reportedly to have committed suicide on the air following a MailBag segment, though the &#039;&#039;&#039;Magical Mystical One&#039;&#039;&#039; says that Zippy is still alive and kicking.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=T-Z&diff=135 2016-01-07T20:39:43Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* U:V:W */</p> <hr /> <div>== T ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;temple&quot;&gt;Temple, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(tem-pəl) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The Ballpark in Arlington<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;shot&quot;&gt;That&#039;s a shot...&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(THatz ə shät) , &#039;&#039;interj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Acknowledgement of derogatory statement made of someone. &#039;&#039;That&#039;s a shot at me!&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;Thor&quot;&gt;Thor&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(thȯr) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Truncated version of Chuck Cooperstein&#039;s nickname, &quot;The Higher Authority.&quot; It was said he wasn&#039;t fond of the shortened version.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;SwordOfDamocles&quot;&gt;Thrice-hourly Sword of Damocles&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(da-mə-ˌklēz) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A Rhynerism for the Ticket Ticker.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;throwdown&quot;&gt;Throwdown, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(thrō&#039;-dau̇n) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Saturday afternoon show hosted by &#039;&#039;&#039;Mark Followill&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Rich Phillips&#039;&#039;&#039;. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;4-hour Ticker Ticker&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;tickhead&quot;&gt;Tickethead&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ti-kət hed) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The male variant nickname for Ticket listeners. The male version recently changed from &quot;Tickhead&quot; presumably to avoid confusion with a less savory word. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;TicketChick&quot;&gt;Ticket Chick&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ti-kət chik) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt;<br /> :1. The female variant nickname for Ticket listeners. <br /> :2. Ticket Chick can also stand for those mercenary models provided by the Bod Squad, who provide a distinctly feminine Ticket presence at roadshows. &#039;&#039;Last year or so, the bright idea was to publish a Ticket Chick calendar. The idea itself was a good one, the execution, though, was HUGELY flawed. 10 or 100 times the needed calanders were printed, making them almost worthless. To top it off, the photography, printing and layout of it was so bad, it prompted the on-air remarks (and the began the myth) about how tore up the Ticket Chicks were.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;TicketTicker&quot;&gt;Ticket Ticker&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ti-kət ti-kər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A natural occurrence, both loved and despised, that happens three times an hour.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ToreUp&quot;&gt;Tore Up&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(tȯr up) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Having the appearance of being rode hard and put up wet. Not in good condition. The alleged condition of many female Ticket listeners.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;TownOfTheCow&quot;&gt;Town of the Cow&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(tau̇n əf thə kau̇) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A Rynerism for Fort Worth, Texas. A variant of the phrase &quot;Cowtown.&quot;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;TriceUp&quot;&gt;Trice up&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(trīs əp) , &#039;&#039;v.t.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; To haul (up) and secure (a sail, boom, etc . . . ) with a rope.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;trifecta&quot;&gt;Trifecta&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(trī-ˈfek-tə) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A trio of deaths, in keeping with the maxim that they occur in threes. Must occur within a 14-day period for it to be valid.<br /> <br /> == U:V:W ==<br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;vigorfit&quot;&gt;Vigorfit/Vitalmen&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Herbal supplement taken by Greg Williams that increases energy, reduces stress and gives you that &quot;extra boom-boom in the bedroom.&quot; Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Yohimbe bark&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;VillageIdiot&quot;&gt;Village Idiot&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(vi-lij i-dē-ət) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Ruben Sierra.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;VirtualRigidity&quot;&gt;Virtual Rigidity&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(vər-chə-wəl rə-ˈji-də-tē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The original name for the one and only Hardline Homepage, created by the master faxer, Sideshow Bob. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;hardliners.com&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;WheelsOff&quot;&gt;Wheel&#039;s Off&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hwēlz ȯf) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Unorganized, mistake-riddled or of poor quality. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;The wheels are off&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;wheels shootin&#039; off&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;wheels came off&#039;&#039;&#039;, or now just, &#039;&#039;&#039;off&#039;&#039;&#039;. &#039;&#039;That was his first time running that meeting and it was so wheels off&#039;&#039;. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Expo&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Meltdown&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;whipped&quot;&gt;Whipped&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhwip&#039;-d) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Fed up, exhausted, aggravated by a situatio&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039; Also -- Reverse whip. &#039;&#039;I was whipped by Paul the Damn Viking&#039;s ranting&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;WildIrishLaddie&quot;&gt;Wild Irish Laddie&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(wī(-ə)ld ī-rish la-dē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Mike Thompson, former high-strung, micro-managing program director for the Ticket. Departed for the frozen wastes of the City of Brotherly Shove, Philadelphia.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;GregWilliams&quot;&gt;Williams, Greg&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(greg&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The true driving force behind the Hardline and possessor of one of the largest entouragés in modern radio. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Greggo&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Hambonita&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Hammer&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Lonesome Dove&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == X:Y:Z ==<br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Yohimbe Bark&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(yō-ˈhim-bē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One of the more notable ingredients in Vigorfit/Vitalmen.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;You never know&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(yü&#039; ne-vər ˈnō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Chris Arnold&#039;s mantra of unpredictability.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Zippy the Mailbag Clown&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Mascot to the HardLine Mailbag. Reportedly to have committed suicide on the air following a MailBag segment, though the &#039;&#039;&#039;Magical Mystical One&#039;&#039;&#039; says that Zippy is still alive and kicking.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=T-Z&diff=134 2016-01-07T20:35:24Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* T */</p> <hr /> <div>== T ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;temple&quot;&gt;Temple, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(tem-pəl) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The Ballpark in Arlington<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;shot&quot;&gt;That&#039;s a shot...&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(THatz ə shät) , &#039;&#039;interj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Acknowledgement of derogatory statement made of someone. &#039;&#039;That&#039;s a shot at me!&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;Thor&quot;&gt;Thor&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(thȯr) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Truncated version of Chuck Cooperstein&#039;s nickname, &quot;The Higher Authority.&quot; It was said he wasn&#039;t fond of the shortened version.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;SwordOfDamocles&quot;&gt;Thrice-hourly Sword of Damocles&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(da-mə-ˌklēz) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A Rhynerism for the Ticket Ticker.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;throwdown&quot;&gt;Throwdown, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(thrō&#039;-dau̇n) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Saturday afternoon show hosted by &#039;&#039;&#039;Mark Followill&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Rich Phillips&#039;&#039;&#039;. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;4-hour Ticker Ticker&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;tickhead&quot;&gt;Tickethead&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ti-kət hed) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The male variant nickname for Ticket listeners. The male version recently changed from &quot;Tickhead&quot; presumably to avoid confusion with a less savory word. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;TicketChick&quot;&gt;Ticket Chick&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ti-kət chik) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt;<br /> :1. The female variant nickname for Ticket listeners. <br /> :2. Ticket Chick can also stand for those mercenary models provided by the Bod Squad, who provide a distinctly feminine Ticket presence at roadshows. &#039;&#039;Last year or so, the bright idea was to publish a Ticket Chick calendar. The idea itself was a good one, the execution, though, was HUGELY flawed. 10 or 100 times the needed calanders were printed, making them almost worthless. To top it off, the photography, printing and layout of it was so bad, it prompted the on-air remarks (and the began the myth) about how tore up the Ticket Chicks were.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;TicketTicker&quot;&gt;Ticket Ticker&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ti-kət ti-kər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A natural occurrence, both loved and despised, that happens three times an hour.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;ToreUp&quot;&gt;Tore Up&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(tȯr up) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Having the appearance of being rode hard and put up wet. Not in good condition. The alleged condition of many female Ticket listeners.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;TownOfTheCow&quot;&gt;Town of the Cow&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(tau̇n əf thə kau̇) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A Rynerism for Fort Worth, Texas. A variant of the phrase &quot;Cowtown.&quot;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;TriceUp&quot;&gt;Trice up&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(trīs əp) , &#039;&#039;v.t.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; To haul (up) and secure (a sail, boom, etc . . . ) with a rope.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;trifecta&quot;&gt;Trifecta&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(trī-ˈfek-tə) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A trio of deaths, in keeping with the maxim that they occur in threes. Must occur within a 14-day period for it to be valid.<br /> <br /> == U:V:W ==<br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Vigorfit/Vitalmen&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Herbal supplement taken by Greg Williams that increases energy, reduces stress and gives you that &quot;extra boom-boom in the bedroom.&quot; Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Yohimbe bark&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Village Idiot&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(vi-lij i-dē-ət) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Ruben Sierra.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Virtual Rigidity&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(vər-chə-wəl rə-ˈji-də-tē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The original name for the one and only Hardline Homepage, created by the master faxer, Sideshow Bob. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;hardliners.com&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Wheel&#039;s Off&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hwēlz ȯf) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Unorganized, mistake-riddled or of poor quality. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;The wheels are off&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;wheels shootin&#039; off&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;wheels came off&#039;&#039;&#039;, or now just, &#039;&#039;&#039;off&#039;&#039;&#039;. &#039;&#039;That was his first time running that meeting and it was so wheels off&#039;&#039;. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Expo&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Meltdown&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;whipped&quot;&gt;Whipped&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhwip&#039;-d) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Fed up, exhausted, aggravated by a situatio&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039; Also -- Reverse whip. &#039;&#039;I was whipped by Paul the Damn Viking&#039;s ranting&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Wild Irish Laddie&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(wī(-ə)ld ī-rish la-dē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Mike Thompson, former high-strung, micro-managing program director for the Ticket. Departed for the frozen wastes of the City of Brotherly Shove, Philadelphia.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Williams, Greg&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(greg&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The true driving force behind the Hardline and possessor of one of the largest entouragés in modern radio. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Greggo&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Hambonita&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Hammer&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Lonesome Dove&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == X:Y:Z ==<br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Yohimbe Bark&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(yō-ˈhim-bē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One of the more notable ingredients in Vigorfit/Vitalmen.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;You never know&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(yü&#039; ne-vər ˈnō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Chris Arnold&#039;s mantra of unpredictability.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Zippy the Mailbag Clown&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Mascot to the HardLine Mailbag. Reportedly to have committed suicide on the air following a MailBag segment, though the &#039;&#039;&#039;Magical Mystical One&#039;&#039;&#039; says that Zippy is still alive and kicking.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=T-Z&diff=133 2016-01-07T20:25:40Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* T */</p> <hr /> <div>== T ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Temple, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(tem-pəl) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The Ballpark in Arlington<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;That&#039;s a shot...&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(THatz ə shät) , &#039;&#039;interj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Acknowledgement of derogatory statement made of someone. &#039;&#039;That&#039;s a shot at me!&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;Thor&quot;&gt;Thor&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(thȯr) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Truncated version of Chuck Cooperstein&#039;s nickname, &quot;The Higher Authority.&quot; It was said he wasn&#039;t fond of the shortened version.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Thrice-hourly Sword of Damocles&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(da-mə-ˌklēz) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A Rhynerism for the Ticket Ticker.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Throwdown, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(thrō&#039;-dau̇n) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Saturday afternoon show hosted by &#039;&#039;&#039;Mark Followill&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Rich Phillips&#039;&#039;&#039;. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;4-hour Ticker Ticker&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Tickethead&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ti-kət hed) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The male variant nickname for Ticket listeners. The male version recently changed from &quot;Tickhead&quot; presumably to avoid confusion with a less savory word. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Ticket Chick&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ti-kət chik) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt;<br /> :1. The female variant nickname for Ticket listeners. <br /> :2. Ticket Chick can also stand for those mercenary models provided by the Bod Squad, who provide a distinctly feminine Ticket presence at roadshows. &#039;&#039;Last year or so, the bright idea was to publish a Ticket Chick calendar. The idea itself was a good one, the execution, though, was HUGELY flawed. 10 or 100 times the needed calanders were printed, making them almost worthless. To top it off, the photography, printing and layout of it was so bad, it prompted the on-air remarks (and the began the myth) about how tore up the Ticket Chicks were.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Ticket Ticker&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ti-kət ti-kər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A natural occurrence, both loved and despised, that happens three times an hour.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Tore Up&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(tȯr up) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Having the appearance of being rode hard and put up wet. Not in good condition. The alleged condition of many female Ticket listeners.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Town of the Cow&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(tau̇n əf thə kau̇) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A Rynerism for Fort Worth, Texas. A variant of the phrase &quot;Cowtown.&quot;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Trice up&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(trīs əp) , &#039;&#039;v.t.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; To haul (up) and secure (a sail, boom, etc . . . ) with a rope.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Trifecta&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(trī-ˈfek-tə) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A trio of deaths, in keeping with the maxim that they occur in threes. Must occur within a 14-day period for it to be valid.<br /> <br /> == U:V:W ==<br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Vigorfit/Vitalmen&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Herbal supplement taken by Greg Williams that increases energy, reduces stress and gives you that &quot;extra boom-boom in the bedroom.&quot; Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Yohimbe bark&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Village Idiot&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(vi-lij i-dē-ət) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Ruben Sierra.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Virtual Rigidity&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(vər-chə-wəl rə-ˈji-də-tē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The original name for the one and only Hardline Homepage, created by the master faxer, Sideshow Bob. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;hardliners.com&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Wheel&#039;s Off&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hwēlz ȯf) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Unorganized, mistake-riddled or of poor quality. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;The wheels are off&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;wheels shootin&#039; off&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;wheels came off&#039;&#039;&#039;, or now just, &#039;&#039;&#039;off&#039;&#039;&#039;. &#039;&#039;That was his first time running that meeting and it was so wheels off&#039;&#039;. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Expo&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Meltdown&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;whipped&quot;&gt;Whipped&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhwip&#039;-d) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Fed up, exhausted, aggravated by a situatio&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039; Also -- Reverse whip. &#039;&#039;I was whipped by Paul the Damn Viking&#039;s ranting&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Wild Irish Laddie&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(wī(-ə)ld ī-rish la-dē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Mike Thompson, former high-strung, micro-managing program director for the Ticket. Departed for the frozen wastes of the City of Brotherly Shove, Philadelphia.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Williams, Greg&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(greg&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The true driving force behind the Hardline and possessor of one of the largest entouragés in modern radio. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Greggo&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Hambonita&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Hammer&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Lonesome Dove&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == X:Y:Z ==<br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Yohimbe Bark&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(yō-ˈhim-bē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One of the more notable ingredients in Vigorfit/Vitalmen.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;You never know&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(yü&#039; ne-vər ˈnō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Chris Arnold&#039;s mantra of unpredictability.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Zippy the Mailbag Clown&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Mascot to the HardLine Mailbag. Reportedly to have committed suicide on the air following a MailBag segment, though the &#039;&#039;&#039;Magical Mystical One&#039;&#039;&#039; says that Zippy is still alive and kicking.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=M-P&diff=132 2016-01-07T20:17:17Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* P */</p> <hr /> <div>== M ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Magical Mystical One&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt; (ma-ji-kəl ˈmis-ti-kəl ˈwən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham as named by Gordo. Name formerly given to one of their producers.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Man bites Dog&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Something wacky. Something so unlikely as to be preposterous. &#039;&#039;I think John Burkett is the Ranger&#039;s best pitcher. That is so man bites dog.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martinez, R.O.&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mär-ˈtē-nəs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One of the Ticket Sub-Culture who went on to his reward not long ago. Originally coined the phrase, &quot;Keep jammin&#039;and we&#039;ll see ya!&quot; Still used by the HardLine to this day as a tribute to him.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Mascorro, Gini&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mos-cor&#039;-o) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Protege&#039; of Julia Price, Betty Page look-alike and object of lust of Ticketheads. Posesses a voice of dusky timbre. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#QueenOfDarkness|Queen of Darkness]]&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Menefee, Curt&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(me&#039;-nə-fē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One of the Ticket Originals. Keeper of the 9 to 11 weekdays slot. Could hit a softball further than any man alive. &#039;&#039;Believe it, brutha . . .&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Meltdown&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmelt-ˌdau̇n) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A mistake in action or judgement that causes a disruption in the flow of action or thought. A snafu, foul up or unexpected error. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Expo, Wheels Off&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MildJewishPlaiddie&quot;&gt;Mild Jewish Pladdie&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mild ˈjü-ish plad&#039;-dē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Expo. A take-off on Wild, Irish Laddie. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Miller, Craig&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mil&#039;-ər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The svelte, single, cycling half of the Gentle Musers. &quot;A Peter Pan for the 90&#039;s. He has thick, wavy black hair tinged with gray at the temples. He desperately needs eyeglasses,&quot; and desperately needs a date. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Miller, Max&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(maks) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Most recently departed member of the Ticket on-air talent. Former keeper of eight to eleven evening slot. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Mitchell Brothers&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmi-chəl) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Wild strip bar in San Francisco, CA that certain members of the Ticket staff visited a few years ago and fell in love with. A place of absolute debachery.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Mount Belzoni&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bel&#039;-zon-ē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; According to the Old Gray Wolf this name comes from the Nightfly album by the Great Donald Fagan. The line itself being, &quot;an independent station, W-J-A-Z with jazz and conversation from the foot of Mount Belzoni.&quot;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Murder One&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmər-dər ˈwən) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The scariest gangb*ng deathmobile ever seen. Gordon Keith describes his experience with it:<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&quot;It was a black, late seventies, big-ass, four door Cadilac floating about three inches off the ground (hydraulic shocks) and it was decked out with neon lights, gang symbols, and everything possible to make it look more menacing. And in big gold cursive letters across the back window was the moniker &quot;Murder One&quot;. It was the freakiest thing we ever saw. We were incredulous.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Mutt&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmət) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Rich Phillips. Name given to him by Rocco after Rich admitted he was of mixed heritage and therefore, a mutt.<br /> <br /> == N ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Negatory&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnegəˌtōrē) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In a word, no. Generally followed by the word &quot;pal,&quot; depending on the level of Rhyner&#039;s pisstivity.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Nemesis&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈne-mə-səs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Very simply, one&#039;s enemy. During football season, it turned into a regular segment-burner by having &quot;nemesis confrontation&quot; between various homers. The most notable of nemesis confronters were Paul the Damn Viking, Ray in Allen and J.D.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Neon Glow Boys&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnē-ˌän ˈglō ˈbȯis) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Former band of Mike Rhyner.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Niemuth, Rodney&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(nē muTH&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Promotions coordinator for the Little Ticket and one of the largest men in Dallas radio. Must be seen to be believed. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Behemoth&#039;&#039;&#039;. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;NurturingBosom&quot;&gt;Nurturing Bosom of the Mothership&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnər-chər iŋ bu̇-zəm) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The studio at 3500 Maple. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Broadcast Valhalla&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> == O ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Old Gray Wolf&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈōld grā wu̇lf) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Mike Rhyner. Also -- Old Gay Wolf, Old Queen Wolf. &#039;&#039;The new names come from a series of incidents that bring Rhyner&#039;s magazine subscription into question. One being his penchant for bikini brief and another being a set of reading glasses he wears which most of the crew thought presented a distinctly, non-hetero appearance.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == P ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;P-1&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pē wən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Weird radio jargon for someone who listens to one station exclusively. Much in the way Ticket listeners are faithful to their station.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;Paducathisho&quot;&gt;Paducathisho&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pa dü&#039;sa disho) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Amalgam of the words &quot;producer of this show.&quot; Also see -- Davidson, Corby . &#039;&#039;I&#039;m not sure where this one came from but it&#039;s from a piece of paper taped to the outside of Corby&#039;s cubicle.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Pal&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pal) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Verbal cue that one has cheesed Rhyner off with some particularly ignorant statement. Usually found at the end of a statement. &#039;&#039;&quot;Now let me tell you something pal!&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Perfumed Inner Thigh and Raised Skirt&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Alure. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Raised Skirt and Painted Lips&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Lifted Skirt and Perfumed Inner Thigh&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&quot;He was seduced by the perfumed inner thigh and raised skirt of high school football play-by-play.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Pendola, Rocco&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pen-dōl&#039;-ə) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The fungus of the Little Ticket. Former keeper of the noon to three weekdays slot. Fired because no-one at the station liked him. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[C-D#DiminutiveSportsNeapolitan|Diminutive Sports Neapolitan]]&#039;&#039;&#039;. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Rocker Pendoler&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Dickie Pendola&#039;&#039;&#039;. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Philips, Rich&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈfi-ləps) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The Ticker guy for both the Chris Arnold and Rocco Pendola show. Rumored to have wrestled Harley Race in a Texas &quot;Iron Lung&quot; match. Co-host of the Throwdown with Mark Followill.. Also see Hicks, Richard (Dick), Mutt. &#039;&#039;Still known in wrestling circles as &quot;El hombre fumiando.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Psycho Dave&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(sī-(ˌ)kō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Board Op for The Bob Sturm Show. Predicted by noted psychic Mike Rhyner as the one who will take his life.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Pick N Pull&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Texas Motor Speedway.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Press Conference of the Airwaves&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A failed bit of a feature from the Rocco Pendola show. It was supposed to be a forum when the callers would ask questions on radio&#039;s inner workings and other sundry topics. It didn&#039;t fly, but no matter since they rarely talk sports on his show anyway.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Price, Julia&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(prīs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The reigning queen of all traffic reports. Breaker of a million hearts in Ticketdom when she got married. Provides reports exclusively for the Dunham and Miller show. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#TailpipeTraffic|Stick It Up Your Tailpipe Traffic]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=M-P&diff=131 2016-01-07T20:12:59Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* P */</p> <hr /> <div>== M ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Magical Mystical One&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt; (ma-ji-kəl ˈmis-ti-kəl ˈwən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham as named by Gordo. Name formerly given to one of their producers.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Man bites Dog&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Something wacky. Something so unlikely as to be preposterous. &#039;&#039;I think John Burkett is the Ranger&#039;s best pitcher. That is so man bites dog.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martinez, R.O.&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mär-ˈtē-nəs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One of the Ticket Sub-Culture who went on to his reward not long ago. Originally coined the phrase, &quot;Keep jammin&#039;and we&#039;ll see ya!&quot; Still used by the HardLine to this day as a tribute to him.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Mascorro, Gini&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mos-cor&#039;-o) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Protege&#039; of Julia Price, Betty Page look-alike and object of lust of Ticketheads. Posesses a voice of dusky timbre. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#QueenOfDarkness|Queen of Darkness]]&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Menefee, Curt&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(me&#039;-nə-fē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One of the Ticket Originals. Keeper of the 9 to 11 weekdays slot. Could hit a softball further than any man alive. &#039;&#039;Believe it, brutha . . .&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Meltdown&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmelt-ˌdau̇n) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A mistake in action or judgement that causes a disruption in the flow of action or thought. A snafu, foul up or unexpected error. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Expo, Wheels Off&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MildJewishPlaiddie&quot;&gt;Mild Jewish Pladdie&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mild ˈjü-ish plad&#039;-dē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Expo. A take-off on Wild, Irish Laddie. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Miller, Craig&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mil&#039;-ər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The svelte, single, cycling half of the Gentle Musers. &quot;A Peter Pan for the 90&#039;s. He has thick, wavy black hair tinged with gray at the temples. He desperately needs eyeglasses,&quot; and desperately needs a date. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Miller, Max&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(maks) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Most recently departed member of the Ticket on-air talent. Former keeper of eight to eleven evening slot. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Mitchell Brothers&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmi-chəl) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Wild strip bar in San Francisco, CA that certain members of the Ticket staff visited a few years ago and fell in love with. A place of absolute debachery.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Mount Belzoni&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bel&#039;-zon-ē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; According to the Old Gray Wolf this name comes from the Nightfly album by the Great Donald Fagan. The line itself being, &quot;an independent station, W-J-A-Z with jazz and conversation from the foot of Mount Belzoni.&quot;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Murder One&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmər-dər ˈwən) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The scariest gangb*ng deathmobile ever seen. Gordon Keith describes his experience with it:<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&quot;It was a black, late seventies, big-ass, four door Cadilac floating about three inches off the ground (hydraulic shocks) and it was decked out with neon lights, gang symbols, and everything possible to make it look more menacing. And in big gold cursive letters across the back window was the moniker &quot;Murder One&quot;. It was the freakiest thing we ever saw. We were incredulous.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Mutt&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmət) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Rich Phillips. Name given to him by Rocco after Rich admitted he was of mixed heritage and therefore, a mutt.<br /> <br /> == N ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Negatory&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnegəˌtōrē) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In a word, no. Generally followed by the word &quot;pal,&quot; depending on the level of Rhyner&#039;s pisstivity.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Nemesis&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈne-mə-səs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Very simply, one&#039;s enemy. During football season, it turned into a regular segment-burner by having &quot;nemesis confrontation&quot; between various homers. The most notable of nemesis confronters were Paul the Damn Viking, Ray in Allen and J.D.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Neon Glow Boys&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnē-ˌän ˈglō ˈbȯis) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Former band of Mike Rhyner.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Niemuth, Rodney&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(nē muTH&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Promotions coordinator for the Little Ticket and one of the largest men in Dallas radio. Must be seen to be believed. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Behemoth&#039;&#039;&#039;. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;NurturingBosom&quot;&gt;Nurturing Bosom of the Mothership&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnər-chər iŋ bu̇-zəm) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The studio at 3500 Maple. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Broadcast Valhalla&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> == O ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Old Gray Wolf&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈōld grā wu̇lf) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Mike Rhyner. Also -- Old Gay Wolf, Old Queen Wolf. &#039;&#039;The new names come from a series of incidents that bring Rhyner&#039;s magazine subscription into question. One being his penchant for bikini brief and another being a set of reading glasses he wears which most of the crew thought presented a distinctly, non-hetero appearance.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == P ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;P-1&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pē wən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Weird radio jargon for someone who listens to one station exclusively. Much in the way Ticket listeners are faithful to their station.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;Paducathisho&quot;&gt;Paducathisho&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pa dü&#039;sa disho) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Amalgam of the words &quot;producer of this show.&quot; Also see -- Davidson, Corby . &#039;&#039;I&#039;m not sure where this one came from but it&#039;s from a piece of paper taped to the outside of Corby&#039;s cubicle.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Pal&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pal) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Verbal cue that one has cheesed Rhyner off with some particularly ignorant statement. Usually found at the end of a statement. &#039;&#039;&quot;Now let me tell you something pal!&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Perfumed Inner Thigh and Raised Skirt&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Alure. Also -- Raised Skirt and Painted Lips, Lifted Skirt and Perfumed Inner Thigh &#039;&#039;&quot;He was seduced by the perfumed inner thigh and raised skirt of high school football play-by-play.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Pendola, Rocco&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pen-dōl&#039;-ə) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The fungus of the Little Ticket. Former keeper of the noon to three weekdays slot. Fired because no-one at the station liked him. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Diminutive Sports Neapolitan&#039;&#039;&#039;. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Rocker Pendoler&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Dickie Pendola&#039;&#039;&#039;. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Philips, Rich&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈfi-ləps) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The Ticker guy for both the Chris Arnold and Rocco Pendola show. Rumored to have wrestled Harley Race in a Texas &quot;Iron Lung&quot; match. Co-host of the Throwdown with Mark Followill.. Also see Hicks, Richard (Dick), Mutt. &#039;&#039;Still known in wrestling circles as &quot;El hombre fumiando.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Psycho Dave&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(sī-(ˌ)kō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Board Op for The Bob Sturm Show. Predicted by noted psychic Mike Rhyner as the one who will take his life.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Pick N Pull&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Texas Motor Speedway.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Press Conference of the Airwaves&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A failed bit of a feature from the Rocco Pendola show. It was supposed to be a forum when the callers would ask questions on radio&#039;s inner workings and other sundry topics. It didn&#039;t fly, but no matter since they rarely talk sports on his show anyway.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Price, Julia&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(prīs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The reigning queen of all traffic reports. Breaker of a million hearts in Ticketdom when she got married. Provides reports exclusively for the Dunham and Miller show. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Stick It Up Your Tailpipe Traffic&#039;&#039;&#039;.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=M-P&diff=130 2016-01-07T20:09:34Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* N */</p> <hr /> <div>== M ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Magical Mystical One&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt; (ma-ji-kəl ˈmis-ti-kəl ˈwən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham as named by Gordo. Name formerly given to one of their producers.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Man bites Dog&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Something wacky. Something so unlikely as to be preposterous. &#039;&#039;I think John Burkett is the Ranger&#039;s best pitcher. That is so man bites dog.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martinez, R.O.&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mär-ˈtē-nəs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One of the Ticket Sub-Culture who went on to his reward not long ago. Originally coined the phrase, &quot;Keep jammin&#039;and we&#039;ll see ya!&quot; Still used by the HardLine to this day as a tribute to him.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Mascorro, Gini&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mos-cor&#039;-o) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Protege&#039; of Julia Price, Betty Page look-alike and object of lust of Ticketheads. Posesses a voice of dusky timbre. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#QueenOfDarkness|Queen of Darkness]]&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Menefee, Curt&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(me&#039;-nə-fē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One of the Ticket Originals. Keeper of the 9 to 11 weekdays slot. Could hit a softball further than any man alive. &#039;&#039;Believe it, brutha . . .&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Meltdown&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmelt-ˌdau̇n) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A mistake in action or judgement that causes a disruption in the flow of action or thought. A snafu, foul up or unexpected error. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Expo, Wheels Off&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MildJewishPlaiddie&quot;&gt;Mild Jewish Pladdie&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mild ˈjü-ish plad&#039;-dē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Expo. A take-off on Wild, Irish Laddie. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Miller, Craig&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mil&#039;-ər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The svelte, single, cycling half of the Gentle Musers. &quot;A Peter Pan for the 90&#039;s. He has thick, wavy black hair tinged with gray at the temples. He desperately needs eyeglasses,&quot; and desperately needs a date. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Miller, Max&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(maks) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Most recently departed member of the Ticket on-air talent. Former keeper of eight to eleven evening slot. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Mitchell Brothers&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmi-chəl) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Wild strip bar in San Francisco, CA that certain members of the Ticket staff visited a few years ago and fell in love with. A place of absolute debachery.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Mount Belzoni&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bel&#039;-zon-ē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; According to the Old Gray Wolf this name comes from the Nightfly album by the Great Donald Fagan. The line itself being, &quot;an independent station, W-J-A-Z with jazz and conversation from the foot of Mount Belzoni.&quot;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Murder One&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmər-dər ˈwən) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The scariest gangb*ng deathmobile ever seen. Gordon Keith describes his experience with it:<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&quot;It was a black, late seventies, big-ass, four door Cadilac floating about three inches off the ground (hydraulic shocks) and it was decked out with neon lights, gang symbols, and everything possible to make it look more menacing. And in big gold cursive letters across the back window was the moniker &quot;Murder One&quot;. It was the freakiest thing we ever saw. We were incredulous.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Mutt&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmət) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Rich Phillips. Name given to him by Rocco after Rich admitted he was of mixed heritage and therefore, a mutt.<br /> <br /> == N ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Negatory&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnegəˌtōrē) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In a word, no. Generally followed by the word &quot;pal,&quot; depending on the level of Rhyner&#039;s pisstivity.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Nemesis&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈne-mə-səs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Very simply, one&#039;s enemy. During football season, it turned into a regular segment-burner by having &quot;nemesis confrontation&quot; between various homers. The most notable of nemesis confronters were Paul the Damn Viking, Ray in Allen and J.D.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Neon Glow Boys&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnē-ˌän ˈglō ˈbȯis) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Former band of Mike Rhyner.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Niemuth, Rodney&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(nē muTH&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Promotions coordinator for the Little Ticket and one of the largest men in Dallas radio. Must be seen to be believed. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Behemoth&#039;&#039;&#039;. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;NurturingBosom&quot;&gt;Nurturing Bosom of the Mothership&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnər-chər iŋ bu̇-zəm) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The studio at 3500 Maple. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Broadcast Valhalla&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> == O ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Old Gray Wolf&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈōld grā wu̇lf) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Mike Rhyner. Also -- Old Gay Wolf, Old Queen Wolf. &#039;&#039;The new names come from a series of incidents that bring Rhyner&#039;s magazine subscription into question. One being his penchant for bikini brief and another being a set of reading glasses he wears which most of the crew thought presented a distinctly, non-hetero appearance.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == P ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;P-1&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pē wən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Weird radio jargon for someone who listens to one station exclusively. Much in the way Ticket listeners are faithful to their station.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Paducathisho&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pa dü&#039;sa disho) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Amalgam of the words &quot;producer of this show.&quot; Also see -- Davidson, Corby . &#039;&#039;I&#039;m not sure where this one came from but it&#039;s from a piece of paper taped to the outside of Corby&#039;s cubicle.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Pal&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pal) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Verbal cue that one has cheesed Rhyner off with some particularly ignorant statement. Usually found at the end of a statement. &#039;&#039;&quot;Now let me tell you something pal!&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Perfumed Inner Thigh and Raised Skirt&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Alure. Also -- Raised Skirt and Painted Lips, Lifted Skirt and Perfumed Inner Thigh &#039;&#039;&quot;He was seduced by the perfumed inner thigh and raised skirt of high school football play-by-play.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Pendola, Rocco&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pen-dōl&#039;-ə) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The fungus of the Little Ticket. Former keeper of the noon to three weekdays slot. Fired because no-one at the station liked him. Also see Diminutive Sports Neapolitan. Also -- Rocker Pendoler, Dickie Pendola. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Philips, Rich&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈfi-ləps) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The Ticker guy for both the Chris Arnold and Rocco Pendola show. Rumored to have wrestled Harley Race in a Texas &quot;Iron Lung&quot; match. Co-host of the Throwdown with Mark Followill.. Also see Hicks, Richard (Dick), Mutt. &#039;&#039;Still known in wrestling circles as &quot;El hombre fumiando.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Psycho Dave&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(sī-(ˌ)kō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Board Op for The Bob Sturm Show. Predicted by noted psychic Mike Rhyner as the one who will take his life.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Pick N Pull&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Texas Motor Speedway.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Press Conference of the Airwaves&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A failed bit of a feature from the Rocco Pendola show. It was supposed to be a forum when the callers would ask questions on radio&#039;s inner workings and other sundry topics. It didn&#039;t fly, but no matter since they rarely talk sports on his show anyway.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Price, Julia&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(prīs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The reigning queen of all traffic reports. Breaker of a million hearts in Ticketdom when she got married. Provides reports exclusively for the Dunham and Miller show. Also see -- Stick It Up Your Tailpipe Traffic.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=M-P&diff=129 2016-01-07T20:08:35Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* M */</p> <hr /> <div>== M ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Magical Mystical One&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt; (ma-ji-kəl ˈmis-ti-kəl ˈwən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham as named by Gordo. Name formerly given to one of their producers.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Man bites Dog&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Something wacky. Something so unlikely as to be preposterous. &#039;&#039;I think John Burkett is the Ranger&#039;s best pitcher. That is so man bites dog.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martinez, R.O.&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mär-ˈtē-nəs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One of the Ticket Sub-Culture who went on to his reward not long ago. Originally coined the phrase, &quot;Keep jammin&#039;and we&#039;ll see ya!&quot; Still used by the HardLine to this day as a tribute to him.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Mascorro, Gini&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mos-cor&#039;-o) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Protege&#039; of Julia Price, Betty Page look-alike and object of lust of Ticketheads. Posesses a voice of dusky timbre. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#QueenOfDarkness|Queen of Darkness]]&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Menefee, Curt&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(me&#039;-nə-fē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One of the Ticket Originals. Keeper of the 9 to 11 weekdays slot. Could hit a softball further than any man alive. &#039;&#039;Believe it, brutha . . .&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Meltdown&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmelt-ˌdau̇n) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A mistake in action or judgement that causes a disruption in the flow of action or thought. A snafu, foul up or unexpected error. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Expo, Wheels Off&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;MildJewishPlaiddie&quot;&gt;Mild Jewish Pladdie&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mild ˈjü-ish plad&#039;-dē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Expo. A take-off on Wild, Irish Laddie. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Miller, Craig&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mil&#039;-ər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The svelte, single, cycling half of the Gentle Musers. &quot;A Peter Pan for the 90&#039;s. He has thick, wavy black hair tinged with gray at the temples. He desperately needs eyeglasses,&quot; and desperately needs a date. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Miller, Max&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(maks) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Most recently departed member of the Ticket on-air talent. Former keeper of eight to eleven evening slot. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Mitchell Brothers&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmi-chəl) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Wild strip bar in San Francisco, CA that certain members of the Ticket staff visited a few years ago and fell in love with. A place of absolute debachery.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Mount Belzoni&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bel&#039;-zon-ē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; According to the Old Gray Wolf this name comes from the Nightfly album by the Great Donald Fagan. The line itself being, &quot;an independent station, W-J-A-Z with jazz and conversation from the foot of Mount Belzoni.&quot;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Murder One&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmər-dər ˈwən) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The scariest gangb*ng deathmobile ever seen. Gordon Keith describes his experience with it:<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&quot;It was a black, late seventies, big-ass, four door Cadilac floating about three inches off the ground (hydraulic shocks) and it was decked out with neon lights, gang symbols, and everything possible to make it look more menacing. And in big gold cursive letters across the back window was the moniker &quot;Murder One&quot;. It was the freakiest thing we ever saw. We were incredulous.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Mutt&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmət) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Rich Phillips. Name given to him by Rocco after Rich admitted he was of mixed heritage and therefore, a mutt.<br /> <br /> == N ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Negatory&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnegəˌtōrē) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In a word, no. Generally followed by the word &quot;pal,&quot; depending on the level of Rhyner&#039;s pisstivity.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Nemesis&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈne-mə-səs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Very simply, one&#039;s enemy. During football season, it turned into a regular segment-burner by having &quot;nemesis confrontation&quot; between various homers. The most notable of nemesis confronters were Paul the Damn Viking, Ray in Allen and J.D.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Neon Glow Boys&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnē-ˌän ˈglō ˈbȯis) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Former band of Mike Rhyner.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Niemuth, Rodney&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(nē muTH&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Promotions coordinator for the Little Ticket and one of the largest men in Dallas radio. Must be seen to be believed. Also see -- Behemoth. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;NurturingBosom&quot;&gt;Nurturing Bosom of the Mothership&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnər-chər iŋ bu̇-zəm) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The studio at 3500 Maple. Also see -- Broadcast Valhalla.<br /> <br /> == O ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Old Gray Wolf&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈōld grā wu̇lf) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Mike Rhyner. Also -- Old Gay Wolf, Old Queen Wolf. &#039;&#039;The new names come from a series of incidents that bring Rhyner&#039;s magazine subscription into question. One being his penchant for bikini brief and another being a set of reading glasses he wears which most of the crew thought presented a distinctly, non-hetero appearance.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == P ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;P-1&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pē wən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Weird radio jargon for someone who listens to one station exclusively. Much in the way Ticket listeners are faithful to their station.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Paducathisho&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pa dü&#039;sa disho) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Amalgam of the words &quot;producer of this show.&quot; Also see -- Davidson, Corby . &#039;&#039;I&#039;m not sure where this one came from but it&#039;s from a piece of paper taped to the outside of Corby&#039;s cubicle.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Pal&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pal) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Verbal cue that one has cheesed Rhyner off with some particularly ignorant statement. Usually found at the end of a statement. &#039;&#039;&quot;Now let me tell you something pal!&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Perfumed Inner Thigh and Raised Skirt&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Alure. Also -- Raised Skirt and Painted Lips, Lifted Skirt and Perfumed Inner Thigh &#039;&#039;&quot;He was seduced by the perfumed inner thigh and raised skirt of high school football play-by-play.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Pendola, Rocco&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pen-dōl&#039;-ə) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The fungus of the Little Ticket. Former keeper of the noon to three weekdays slot. Fired because no-one at the station liked him. Also see Diminutive Sports Neapolitan. Also -- Rocker Pendoler, Dickie Pendola. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Philips, Rich&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈfi-ləps) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The Ticker guy for both the Chris Arnold and Rocco Pendola show. Rumored to have wrestled Harley Race in a Texas &quot;Iron Lung&quot; match. Co-host of the Throwdown with Mark Followill.. Also see Hicks, Richard (Dick), Mutt. &#039;&#039;Still known in wrestling circles as &quot;El hombre fumiando.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Psycho Dave&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(sī-(ˌ)kō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Board Op for The Bob Sturm Show. Predicted by noted psychic Mike Rhyner as the one who will take his life.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Pick N Pull&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Texas Motor Speedway.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Press Conference of the Airwaves&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A failed bit of a feature from the Rocco Pendola show. It was supposed to be a forum when the callers would ask questions on radio&#039;s inner workings and other sundry topics. It didn&#039;t fly, but no matter since they rarely talk sports on his show anyway.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Price, Julia&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(prīs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The reigning queen of all traffic reports. Breaker of a million hearts in Ticketdom when she got married. Provides reports exclusively for the Dunham and Miller show. Also see -- Stick It Up Your Tailpipe Traffic.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=M-P&diff=128 2016-01-07T20:07:14Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* M */</p> <hr /> <div>== M ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Magical Mystical One&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt; (ma-ji-kəl ˈmis-ti-kəl ˈwən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham as named by Gordo. Name formerly given to one of their producers.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Man bites Dog&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Something wacky. Something so unlikely as to be preposterous. &#039;&#039;I think John Burkett is the Ranger&#039;s best pitcher. That is so man bites dog.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martinez, R.O.&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mär-ˈtē-nəs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One of the Ticket Sub-Culture who went on to his reward not long ago. Originally coined the phrase, &quot;Keep jammin&#039; and we&#039;ll see ya!&quot; Still used by the HardLine to this day as a tribute to him.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Mascorro, Gini&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mos-cor&#039;-o) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Protege&#039; of Julia Price, Betty Page look-alike and object of lust of Ticketheads. Posesses a voice of dusky timbre. Also see -- [[Q-S#QueenOfDarkness|Queen of Darkness]]<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Menefee, Curt&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(me&#039;-nə-fē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One of the Ticket Originals. Keeper of the 9 to 11 weekdays slot. Could hit a softball further than any man alive. &#039;&#039;Believe it, brutha . . .&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Meltdown&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmelt-ˌdau̇n) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; 1. A mistake in action or judgement that causes a disruption in the flow of action or thought. A snafu, foul up or unexpected error. Also see -- Expo, Wheels Off<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Mild Jewish Pladdie&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mild ˈjü-ish plad&#039;-dē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Expo. A take-off on Wild, Irish Laddie. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Miller, Craig&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(mil&#039;-ər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The svelte, single, cycling half of the Gentle Musers. &quot;A Peter Pan for the 90&#039;s. He has thick, wavy black hair tinged with gray at the temples. He desperately needs eyeglasses,&quot; and desperately needs a date. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Miller, Max&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(maks) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Most recently departed member of the Ticket on-air talent. Former keeper of eight to eleven evening slot. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Mitchell Brothers&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmi-chəl) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Wild strip bar in San Francisco, CA that certain members of the Ticket staff visited a few years ago and fell in love with. A place of absolute debachery.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Mount Belzoni&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(bel&#039;-zon-ē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; According to the Old Gray Wolf this name comes from the Nightfly album by the Great Donald Fagan. The line itself being, &quot;an independent station, W-J-A-Z with jazz and conversation from the foot of Mount Belzoni.&quot;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Murder One&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmər-dər ˈwən) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The scariest gangb*ng deathmobile ever seen. Gordon Keith describes his experience with it:<br /> ::&#039;&#039;&quot;It was a black, late seventies, big-ass, four door Cadilac floating about three inches off the ground (hydraulic shocks) and it was decked out with neon lights, gang symbols, and everything possible to make it look more menacing. And in big gold cursive letters across the back window was the moniker &quot;Murder One&quot;. It was the freakiest thing we ever saw. We were incredulous.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Mutt&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈmət) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Rich Phillips. Name given to him by Rocco after Rich admitted he was of mixed heritage and therefore, a mutt.<br /> <br /> == N ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Negatory&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnegəˌtōrē) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In a word, no. Generally followed by the word &quot;pal,&quot; depending on the level of Rhyner&#039;s pisstivity.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Nemesis&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈne-mə-səs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Very simply, one&#039;s enemy. During football season, it turned into a regular segment-burner by having &quot;nemesis confrontation&quot; between various homers. The most notable of nemesis confronters were Paul the Damn Viking, Ray in Allen and J.D.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Neon Glow Boys&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnē-ˌän ˈglō ˈbȯis) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Former band of Mike Rhyner.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Niemuth, Rodney&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(nē muTH&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Promotions coordinator for the Little Ticket and one of the largest men in Dallas radio. Must be seen to be believed. Also see -- Behemoth. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;NurturingBosom&quot;&gt;Nurturing Bosom of the Mothership&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈnər-chər iŋ bu̇-zəm) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The studio at 3500 Maple. Also see -- Broadcast Valhalla.<br /> <br /> == O ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Old Gray Wolf&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈōld grā wu̇lf) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Mike Rhyner. Also -- Old Gay Wolf, Old Queen Wolf. &#039;&#039;The new names come from a series of incidents that bring Rhyner&#039;s magazine subscription into question. One being his penchant for bikini brief and another being a set of reading glasses he wears which most of the crew thought presented a distinctly, non-hetero appearance.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> == P ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;P-1&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pē wən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Weird radio jargon for someone who listens to one station exclusively. Much in the way Ticket listeners are faithful to their station.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Paducathisho&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pa dü&#039;sa disho) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Amalgam of the words &quot;producer of this show.&quot; Also see -- Davidson, Corby . &#039;&#039;I&#039;m not sure where this one came from but it&#039;s from a piece of paper taped to the outside of Corby&#039;s cubicle.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Pal&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pal) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Verbal cue that one has cheesed Rhyner off with some particularly ignorant statement. Usually found at the end of a statement. &#039;&#039;&quot;Now let me tell you something pal!&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Perfumed Inner Thigh and Raised Skirt&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Alure. Also -- Raised Skirt and Painted Lips, Lifted Skirt and Perfumed Inner Thigh &#039;&#039;&quot;He was seduced by the perfumed inner thigh and raised skirt of high school football play-by-play.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Pendola, Rocco&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(pen-dōl&#039;-ə) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The fungus of the Little Ticket. Former keeper of the noon to three weekdays slot. Fired because no-one at the station liked him. Also see Diminutive Sports Neapolitan. Also -- Rocker Pendoler, Dickie Pendola. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Philips, Rich&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈfi-ləps) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The Ticker guy for both the Chris Arnold and Rocco Pendola show. Rumored to have wrestled Harley Race in a Texas &quot;Iron Lung&quot; match. Co-host of the Throwdown with Mark Followill.. Also see Hicks, Richard (Dick), Mutt. &#039;&#039;Still known in wrestling circles as &quot;El hombre fumiando.&quot;&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Psycho Dave&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(sī-(ˌ)kō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Board Op for The Bob Sturm Show. Predicted by noted psychic Mike Rhyner as the one who will take his life.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Pick N Pull&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Texas Motor Speedway.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Press Conference of the Airwaves&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A failed bit of a feature from the Rocco Pendola show. It was supposed to be a forum when the callers would ask questions on radio&#039;s inner workings and other sundry topics. It didn&#039;t fly, but no matter since they rarely talk sports on his show anyway.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Price, Julia&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(prīs) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The reigning queen of all traffic reports. Breaker of a million hearts in Ticketdom when she got married. Provides reports exclusively for the Dunham and Miller show. Also see -- Stick It Up Your Tailpipe Traffic.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=E-H&diff=127 2016-01-07T20:01:03Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* H */</p> <hr /> <div><br /> == E ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Elfenbein, Mark&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(elf&#039; ən bin) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Current keeper of the nine to eleven Sunday slot. Recently sent Leonard Nimoy in search of his erstwhile partner, Steve Shapiro. Also -- Bottle Rockets <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Entourage&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(än&#039; tú räzh) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A group of spares, like a herd of cattle. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#spare|spare]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Epitome&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ep-i-tōm&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Common meaning, uncommon pronunciation. &#039;&#039;Possibly the most infamous of Greggo&#039;s malapropisms.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Expo&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ek spo&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Kevin Fox. Young, defiant and not-near-as -power-drunk- as-Cat, board operator for the HardLine. Called a &quot;young Fred Norris.&quot; The nickname is derived from his mathmatical background. Short for &quot;the exponential intern.&quot; Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[M-P#MildJewishPlaiddie|Mild Jewish Plaiddie]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> == F ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Failed Bit Watch/Warning&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fāld bit wäch/wȯr-niŋ) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A condition issued by one of the major weather forecasting bodies predicting the onset of a failed bit. Came into prominence during the regular running of the &quot;Mailbag&quot; feature on the HardLine.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Falcon&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fal-kən) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The Ticket&#039;s traffic helicopter gunship. Usually piloted by Gordon Keith. Which may be why it tends to crash quite a bit.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Followill, Mark&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fä-(ˌ)lō-wəl) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Blonde-haired, blue-eyed devil and advocate of anything radically Right-Wing. Ticker Field Marshall for the Hardline, host for the Throwdown and netminder for the Team HardLine hockey team. Also see -- [[Q-S#RagingSexualFury|Raging Sexual Fury]]. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Feedback, foldback, flashback, on-your-back, satellite apparatus&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A wireless microphone. Named such by Rhyner while vamping during a &quot;Cowboy Wednesday&quot; report given by Gordo. &#039;&#039;The flashback portion added on at request of Hippie (at that time) in Euless when Rhyner got confused as to what year it was and what station he worked for&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Fernandez, Mike&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fər-ˈnan-ˌdez) :&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Producer for the Gentle Musers. Bears a striking resemblance to a derranged Keebler elf in his Guys&#039; Guide to the Holidays photo. Unofficial nemesis of Sideshow Bob. Also -- Fernando<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Flagrante Delecto&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fləˈ-grănti di-ˈlik-(ˌ)tō ) &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In the words of the Old Gray Wolf, screwing. Usually with someone you&#039;re not supposed to be screwing with.<br /> <br /> == G ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;Geezer&quot;&gt;Geezer, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gē-zər) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Rick Arnett as dubbed by Rocco Pendola.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Gentle Musers&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jen-təl myü-zərz) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham and Craig Miller. Keepers of the five-thirty to ten mornings slot. Considered exeedingly sexy by one Holly Mullen.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Gilbert, Bruce&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gil-bərt) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The latest and greatest program director for the Little Ticket. Also MVP of the Team HardLine hockey team whose Northern-honed skills carried the team during the Charity Challenge.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Georgio&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jör&#039;-jē-ō) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham. Also -- Magical, Mystical One.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Glorified Flag Football Player&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈglȯr-ə-ˌfīd flag fu̇t-ˌbȯl plā-ər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Deion Sanders.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Gonorrhea of Sports, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gä-nə-ˈrē-ə) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; According to Mike Rhyner, NASCAR racing.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Goofy Deer&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gü-fē dir) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Name given to Gordon Keith by Chief Wahoo.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Got it goin&#039; on&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈgät it gō&#039;-in ȯn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Originally, the catch phrase for the Texas Ranger&#039;s only championship season (1996). Now, generically used for anything of merit.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Great Gordo, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(grāt gȯr-(ˌ)dō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See Keith, Gordon.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Great Game, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(grāt gām) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One word: Baseball.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Greatness, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(grāt&#039;-nes) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In most sport circles, a reference to the Oakland Raiders. From 3 to 7 PM on the Ticket, refers to former Cowboys&#039; coach, Jimmy Johnson.<br /> <br /> == H ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Halcyon Days&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhal-sē-ən dāz) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The good old days. Happy times. &#039;&#039;Back in the halcyon days when the Greatness that is Jimmy was here.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hambonita&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ham&#039;-bō-nēta) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See &#039;&#039;&#039;Williams, Greg&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hammer&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ha-mər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Nickname won by Greg Williams from Greg &quot;The Hammer&quot; Valentine in a, best two out of three falls, Wise County Speed Lab Cage match. Name actually given to him by Randy Galloway for, so far, unrevealed reasons.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;HardLine, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(härd-ˈlīn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Mike Rhyner and Greg Williams. Keepers of the three to seven weekdays &quot;Afternoon Drive&quot; slot, which they handily dominate. The name itself was derived from the Terrence Trent D&#039;Arby album &#039;&#039;The Hardline According to Terrence Trent D&#039;Arby.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;HardLine Salute&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A gesture made with the hand to show identification with the HardLine. &#039;&#039;Think of it this way: Three down lineman with the linebacker coming up into the gap . . . The Bird. You&#039;re shooting someone the Bird, O.K.?!?&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;hardliners.com&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; New name for the unofficial HardLine web page. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Virtual Rigidity&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Heave to&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hēv&#039; tü) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; To stop a ship especially by bringing its head into the wind and trimming the sails so they act against one another.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hemmingways, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(he-miŋ-ˌwāz) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Former band of the &#039;&#039;&#039;Great Gordo&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Herd of Georgios&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Simulating a large number of cattle using the trademark, barritone &quot;yeah&quot; of George Dunham. Can be used as a highly effective whip.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hicks, Richard (Dick)&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hiks) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Phillips, Rich&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;High-toned&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(haɪ tōnd) :&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Exemplary. Proper or with a sense of decorum. A rare occurance on the Ticket.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Higher Authority&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(&#039;haɪər ə-ˈthär-ə-tē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Chuck Cooperstein, as dubbed by Mike Rhyner, due to his vast knowledge.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hockey nicknames&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :Names given to NHL hockey teams by Mike Rhyner. Though he has said that he won&#039;t use part of the teams name for the nickname, there are several instances of such.<br /> <br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;10&quot; class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;margin: auto;&quot;<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Anaheim Mighty Ducks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Web<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Florida Panthers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Pan<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Phoenix Coyotes&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Canine<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Boston Bruins&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Hub<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Los Angeles Kings&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Crown<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Pittsburgh Penguins&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Pen<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Buffalo Sabres&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Terrible Smith Sword<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Montreal Canadiens&#039;&#039;&#039; -- The Bleu, Blanc et Rouge<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;St Louis Blues&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Note<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Calgary Flames&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fire<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Nashville Predators&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fang<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;San Jose Sharks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fin<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Carolina Hurricanes&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Storm<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New Jersey Devils&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Satan<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Tampa Bay Lightning&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Ning<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Chicago Blackhawks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Chief<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New York Islanders&#039;&#039;&#039; -- I<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Toronto Maple Leafs&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Foliage<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Colorado Avalanche&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Lanche<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New York Rangers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Blueshirt<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Vancouver Canucks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Nuck<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Detroit Red Wings&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Wing<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Ottawa Senators&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Nat<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Washington Capitols&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Dome<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Edmonton Oilers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Crude<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Philadelphia Flyers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fly<br /> |<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Holly Wood&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhä-lē-ˌwu̇d) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Mike Rhyner&#039;&#039;&#039;. The name that Rhyner had signed on an old &#039;&#039;&#039;Neon Glow Boys&#039;&#039;&#039; promo pic.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hooptie&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hüp&#039;-tē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A broken down old car. A jalopy. &#039;&#039;This word added at the request of one Julia Price.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hot Sports Opinion&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhät spȯrt ə-ˈpin-yən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A take on sports that doesn&#039;t suck. Valued commodity among Ticketheads and Ticket Chicks.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=E-H&diff=126 2016-01-07T19:52:47Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* G */</p> <hr /> <div><br /> == E ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Elfenbein, Mark&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(elf&#039; ən bin) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Current keeper of the nine to eleven Sunday slot. Recently sent Leonard Nimoy in search of his erstwhile partner, Steve Shapiro. Also -- Bottle Rockets <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Entourage&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(än&#039; tú räzh) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A group of spares, like a herd of cattle. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#spare|spare]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Epitome&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ep-i-tōm&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Common meaning, uncommon pronunciation. &#039;&#039;Possibly the most infamous of Greggo&#039;s malapropisms.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Expo&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ek spo&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Kevin Fox. Young, defiant and not-near-as -power-drunk- as-Cat, board operator for the HardLine. Called a &quot;young Fred Norris.&quot; The nickname is derived from his mathmatical background. Short for &quot;the exponential intern.&quot; Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[M-P#MildJewishPlaiddie|Mild Jewish Plaiddie]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> == F ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Failed Bit Watch/Warning&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fāld bit wäch/wȯr-niŋ) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A condition issued by one of the major weather forecasting bodies predicting the onset of a failed bit. Came into prominence during the regular running of the &quot;Mailbag&quot; feature on the HardLine.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Falcon&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fal-kən) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The Ticket&#039;s traffic helicopter gunship. Usually piloted by Gordon Keith. Which may be why it tends to crash quite a bit.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Followill, Mark&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fä-(ˌ)lō-wəl) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Blonde-haired, blue-eyed devil and advocate of anything radically Right-Wing. Ticker Field Marshall for the Hardline, host for the Throwdown and netminder for the Team HardLine hockey team. Also see -- [[Q-S#RagingSexualFury|Raging Sexual Fury]]. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Feedback, foldback, flashback, on-your-back, satellite apparatus&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A wireless microphone. Named such by Rhyner while vamping during a &quot;Cowboy Wednesday&quot; report given by Gordo. &#039;&#039;The flashback portion added on at request of Hippie (at that time) in Euless when Rhyner got confused as to what year it was and what station he worked for&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Fernandez, Mike&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fər-ˈnan-ˌdez) :&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Producer for the Gentle Musers. Bears a striking resemblance to a derranged Keebler elf in his Guys&#039; Guide to the Holidays photo. Unofficial nemesis of Sideshow Bob. Also -- Fernando<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Flagrante Delecto&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fləˈ-grănti di-ˈlik-(ˌ)tō ) &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In the words of the Old Gray Wolf, screwing. Usually with someone you&#039;re not supposed to be screwing with.<br /> <br /> == G ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;Geezer&quot;&gt;Geezer, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gē-zər) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Rick Arnett as dubbed by Rocco Pendola.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Gentle Musers&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jen-təl myü-zərz) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham and Craig Miller. Keepers of the five-thirty to ten mornings slot. Considered exeedingly sexy by one Holly Mullen.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Gilbert, Bruce&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gil-bərt) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The latest and greatest program director for the Little Ticket. Also MVP of the Team HardLine hockey team whose Northern-honed skills carried the team during the Charity Challenge.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Georgio&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jör&#039;-jē-ō) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham. Also -- Magical, Mystical One.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Glorified Flag Football Player&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈglȯr-ə-ˌfīd flag fu̇t-ˌbȯl plā-ər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Deion Sanders.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Gonorrhea of Sports, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gä-nə-ˈrē-ə) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; According to Mike Rhyner, NASCAR racing.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Goofy Deer&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gü-fē dir) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Name given to Gordon Keith by Chief Wahoo.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Got it goin&#039; on&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈgät it gō&#039;-in ȯn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Originally, the catch phrase for the Texas Ranger&#039;s only championship season (1996). Now, generically used for anything of merit.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Great Gordo, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(grāt gȯr-(ˌ)dō) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See Keith, Gordon.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Great Game, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(grāt gām) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One word: Baseball.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Greatness, The&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(grāt&#039;-nes) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In most sport circles, a reference to the Oakland Raiders. From 3 to 7 PM on the Ticket, refers to former Cowboys&#039; coach, Jimmy Johnson.<br /> <br /> == H ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Halcyon Days&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhal-sē-ən dāz) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The good old days. Happy times. &#039;&#039;Back in the halcyon days when the Greatness that is Jimmy was here.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hambonita&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ham&#039;-bo-nēta) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See &#039;&#039;&#039;Williams, Greg&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hammer&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ha-mər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Nickname won by Greg Williams from Greg &quot;The Hammer&quot; Valentine in a, best two out of three falls, Wise County Speed Lab Cage match. Name actually given to him by Randy Galloway for, so far, unrevealed reasons.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;HardLine, The&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(härd-ˈlīn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Mike Rhyner and Greg Williams. Keepers of the three to seven weekdays &quot;Afternoon Drive&quot; slot, which they handily dominate. The name itself was derived from the Terrence Trent D&#039;Arby album The Hardline According to Terrence Trent D&#039;Arby.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;HardLine Salute&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A gesture made with the hand to show identification with the HardLine. &#039;&#039;Think of it this way: Three down lineman with the linebacker coming up into the gap . . . The Bird. You&#039;re shooting someone the Bird, O.K.?!?&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;hardliners.com&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; New name for the unofficial HardLine web page. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Virtual Rigidity&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Heave to&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hēv&#039; tü) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; To stop a ship especially by bringing its head into the wind and trimming the sails so they act against one another.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hemmingways, The&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Former band of the &#039;&#039;&#039;Great Gordo&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Herd of Georgios&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Simulating a large number of cattle using the trademark, barritone &quot;yeah&quot; of George Dunham. Can be used as a highly effective whip.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hicks, Richard (Dick)&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hiks) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Phillips, Rich&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;High-toned&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hi tond) :&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Exemplary. Proper or with a sense of decorum. A rare occurance on the Ticket.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Higher Authority&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(&#039;haɪə ə-ˈthär-ə-tē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Chuck Cooperstein, as dubbed by Mike Rhyner, due to his vast knowledge.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hockey nicknames&#039;&#039;&#039; :Names given to NHL hockey teams by Mike Rhyner. Though he has said that he won&#039;t use part of the teams name for the nickname, there are several instances of such.<br /> <br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;10&quot; class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;margin: auto;&quot;<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Anaheim Mighty Ducks&#039;&#039;&#039; --Web<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Florida Panthers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Pan<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Phoenix Coyotes&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Canine<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Boston Bruins&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Hub<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Los Angeles Kings&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Crown<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Pittsburgh Penguins&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Pen<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Buffalo Sabres&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Terrible Smith Sword<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Montreal Canadiens&#039;&#039;&#039; -- The Bleu, Blanc et Rouge<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;St Louis Blues&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Note<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Calgary Flames&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fire<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Nashville Predators&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fang<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;San Jose Sharks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fin<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Carolina Hurricanes&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Storm<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New Jersey Devils&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Satan<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Tampa Bay Lightning&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Ning<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Chicago Blackhawks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Chief<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New York Islanders&#039;&#039;&#039; -- I<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Toronto Maple Leafs&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Foliage<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Colorado Avalanche&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Lanche<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New York Rangers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Blueshirt<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Vancouver Canucks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Nuck<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Detroit Red Wings&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Wing<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Ottawa Senators&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Nat<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Washington Capitols&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Dome<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Edmonton Oilers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Crude<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Philadelphia Flyers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fly<br /> |<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Holly Wood&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhä-lē-ˌwu̇d) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Mike Rhyner&#039;&#039;&#039;. The name that Rhyner had signed on an old &#039;&#039;&#039;Neon Glow Boys&#039;&#039;&#039; promo pic.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hooptie&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hüp&#039;-tē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A broken down old car. A jalopy. &#039;&#039;This word added at the request of one Julia Price.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hot Sports Opinion&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhät spȯrt ə-ˈpin-yən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A take on sports that doesn&#039;t suck. Valued commodity among Ticketheads and Ticket Chicks.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=E-H&diff=125 2016-01-07T19:46:29Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* F */</p> <hr /> <div><br /> == E ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Elfenbein, Mark&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(elf&#039; ən bin) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Current keeper of the nine to eleven Sunday slot. Recently sent Leonard Nimoy in search of his erstwhile partner, Steve Shapiro. Also -- Bottle Rockets <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Entourage&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(än&#039; tú räzh) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A group of spares, like a herd of cattle. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#spare|spare]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Epitome&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ep-i-tōm&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Common meaning, uncommon pronunciation. &#039;&#039;Possibly the most infamous of Greggo&#039;s malapropisms.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Expo&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ek spo&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Kevin Fox. Young, defiant and not-near-as -power-drunk- as-Cat, board operator for the HardLine. Called a &quot;young Fred Norris.&quot; The nickname is derived from his mathmatical background. Short for &quot;the exponential intern.&quot; Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[M-P#MildJewishPlaiddie|Mild Jewish Plaiddie]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> == F ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Failed Bit Watch/Warning&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fāld bit wäch/wȯr-niŋ) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A condition issued by one of the major weather forecasting bodies predicting the onset of a failed bit. Came into prominence during the regular running of the &quot;Mailbag&quot; feature on the HardLine.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Falcon&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fal-kən) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The Ticket&#039;s traffic helicopter gunship. Usually piloted by Gordon Keith. Which may be why it tends to crash quite a bit.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Followill, Mark&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fä-(ˌ)lō-wəl) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Blonde-haired, blue-eyed devil and advocate of anything radically Right-Wing. Ticker Field Marshall for the Hardline, host for the Throwdown and netminder for the Team HardLine hockey team. Also see -- [[Q-S#RagingSexualFury|Raging Sexual Fury]]. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Feedback, foldback, flashback, on-your-back, satellite apparatus&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A wireless microphone. Named such by Rhyner while vamping during a &quot;Cowboy Wednesday&quot; report given by Gordo. &#039;&#039;The flashback portion added on at request of Hippie (at that time) in Euless when Rhyner got confused as to what year it was and what station he worked for&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Fernandez, Mike&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fər-ˈnan-ˌdez) :&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Producer for the Gentle Musers. Bears a striking resemblance to a derranged Keebler elf in his Guys&#039; Guide to the Holidays photo. Unofficial nemesis of Sideshow Bob. Also -- Fernando<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Flagrante Delecto&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fləˈ-grănti di-ˈlik-(ˌ)tō ) &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In the words of the Old Gray Wolf, screwing. Usually with someone you&#039;re not supposed to be screwing with.<br /> <br /> == G ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;Geezer&quot;&gt;Geezer, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ge&#039; zer) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Rick Arnett as dubbed by Rocco Pendola.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Gentle Musers&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jel&#039; tel myü zerz) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham and Craig Miller. Keepers of the five-thirty to ten mornings slot. Considered exeedingly sexy by one Holly Mullen.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Gilbert, Bruce&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gil&#039; bert) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The latest and greatest program director for the Little Ticket. Also MVP of the Team HardLine hockey team whose Northern-honed skills carried the team during the Charity Challenge.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Georgio&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jör&#039; je o) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham. Also -- Magical, Mystical One.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Glorified Flag Football Player&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈglȯr-ə-ˌfīd flag fu̇t-ˌbȯl plā-ər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Deion Sanders.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Gonorrhea of Sports, The&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gä-nə-ˈrē-ə) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; According to Mike Rhyner, NASCAR racing.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Goofy Deer&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gü-fē dir) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Name given to Gordon Keith by Chief Wahoo.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Got it goin&#039; on&#039;&#039;&#039; :(&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;got it go&#039; in on) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Originally, the catch phrase for the Texas Ranger&#039;s only championship season (1996). Now, generically used for anything of merit.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Great Gordo, The&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gor&#039; do) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See Keith, Gordon.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Great Game, The&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(grāt gām) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One word: Baseball.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Greatness, The&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(grāt&#039; nes) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In most sport circles, a reference to the Oakland Raiders. From 3 to 7 PM on the Ticket, refers to former Cowboys&#039; coach, Jimmy Johnson.<br /> <br /> == H ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Halcyon Days&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhal-sē-ən dāz) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The good old days. Happy times. &#039;&#039;Back in the halcyon days when the Greatness that is Jimmy was here.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hambonita&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ham&#039;-bo-nēta) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See &#039;&#039;&#039;Williams, Greg&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hammer&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ha-mər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Nickname won by Greg Williams from Greg &quot;The Hammer&quot; Valentine in a, best two out of three falls, Wise County Speed Lab Cage match. Name actually given to him by Randy Galloway for, so far, unrevealed reasons.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;HardLine, The&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(härd-ˈlīn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Mike Rhyner and Greg Williams. Keepers of the three to seven weekdays &quot;Afternoon Drive&quot; slot, which they handily dominate. The name itself was derived from the Terrence Trent D&#039;Arby album The Hardline According to Terrence Trent D&#039;Arby.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;HardLine Salute&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A gesture made with the hand to show identification with the HardLine. &#039;&#039;Think of it this way: Three down lineman with the linebacker coming up into the gap . . . The Bird. You&#039;re shooting someone the Bird, O.K.?!?&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;hardliners.com&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; New name for the unofficial HardLine web page. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Virtual Rigidity&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Heave to&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hēv&#039; tü) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; To stop a ship especially by bringing its head into the wind and trimming the sails so they act against one another.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hemmingways, The&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Former band of the &#039;&#039;&#039;Great Gordo&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Herd of Georgios&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Simulating a large number of cattle using the trademark, barritone &quot;yeah&quot; of George Dunham. Can be used as a highly effective whip.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hicks, Richard (Dick)&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hiks) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Phillips, Rich&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;High-toned&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hi tond) :&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Exemplary. Proper or with a sense of decorum. A rare occurance on the Ticket.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Higher Authority&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(&#039;haɪə ə-ˈthär-ə-tē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Chuck Cooperstein, as dubbed by Mike Rhyner, due to his vast knowledge.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hockey nicknames&#039;&#039;&#039; :Names given to NHL hockey teams by Mike Rhyner. Though he has said that he won&#039;t use part of the teams name for the nickname, there are several instances of such.<br /> <br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;10&quot; class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;margin: auto;&quot;<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Anaheim Mighty Ducks&#039;&#039;&#039; --Web<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Florida Panthers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Pan<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Phoenix Coyotes&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Canine<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Boston Bruins&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Hub<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Los Angeles Kings&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Crown<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Pittsburgh Penguins&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Pen<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Buffalo Sabres&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Terrible Smith Sword<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Montreal Canadiens&#039;&#039;&#039; -- The Bleu, Blanc et Rouge<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;St Louis Blues&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Note<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Calgary Flames&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fire<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Nashville Predators&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fang<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;San Jose Sharks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fin<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Carolina Hurricanes&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Storm<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New Jersey Devils&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Satan<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Tampa Bay Lightning&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Ning<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Chicago Blackhawks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Chief<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New York Islanders&#039;&#039;&#039; -- I<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Toronto Maple Leafs&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Foliage<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Colorado Avalanche&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Lanche<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New York Rangers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Blueshirt<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Vancouver Canucks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Nuck<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Detroit Red Wings&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Wing<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Ottawa Senators&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Nat<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Washington Capitols&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Dome<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Edmonton Oilers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Crude<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Philadelphia Flyers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fly<br /> |<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Holly Wood&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhä-lē-ˌwu̇d) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Mike Rhyner&#039;&#039;&#039;. The name that Rhyner had signed on an old &#039;&#039;&#039;Neon Glow Boys&#039;&#039;&#039; promo pic.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hooptie&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hüp&#039;-tē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A broken down old car. A jalopy. &#039;&#039;This word added at the request of one Julia Price.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hot Sports Opinion&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhät spȯrt ə-ˈpin-yən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A take on sports that doesn&#039;t suck. Valued commodity among Ticketheads and Ticket Chicks.</div>

TicktionaryJoe http://ticktionary.com/index.php?title=E-H&diff=124 2016-01-07T19:45:14Z

<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* F */</p> <hr /> <div><br /> == E ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Elfenbein, Mark&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(elf&#039; ən bin) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Current keeper of the nine to eleven Sunday slot. Recently sent Leonard Nimoy in search of his erstwhile partner, Steve Shapiro. Also -- Bottle Rockets <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Entourage&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(än&#039; tú räzh) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A group of spares, like a herd of cattle. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#spare|spare]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Epitome&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ep-i-tōm&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Common meaning, uncommon pronunciation. &#039;&#039;Possibly the most infamous of Greggo&#039;s malapropisms.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Expo&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ek spo&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Kevin Fox. Young, defiant and not-near-as -power-drunk- as-Cat, board operator for the HardLine. Called a &quot;young Fred Norris.&quot; The nickname is derived from his mathmatical background. Short for &quot;the exponential intern.&quot; Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[M-P#MildJewishPlaiddie|Mild Jewish Plaiddie]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> == F ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Failed Bit Watch/Warning&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fāld bit wäch/wȯr-niŋ) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A condition issued by one of the major weather forecasting bodies predicting the onset of a failed bit. Came into prominence during the regular running of the &quot;Mailbag&quot; feature on the HardLine.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Falcon&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fal-kən) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The Ticket&#039;s traffic helicopter gunship. Usually piloted by Gordon Keith. Which may be why it tends to crash quite a bit.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Followill, Mark&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fol o&#039; wel) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Blonde-haired, blue-eyed devil and advocate of anything radically Right-Wing. Ticker Field Marshall for the Hardline, host for the Throwdown and netminder for the Team HardLine hockey team. Also see -- [[Q-S#RagingSexualFury|Raging Sexual Fury]]. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Feedback, foldback, flashback, on-your-back, satellite apparatus&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A wireless microphone. Named such by Rhyner while vamping during a &quot;Cowboy Wednesday&quot; report given by Gordo. &#039;&#039;The flashback portion added on at request of Hippie (at that time) in Euless when Rhyner got confused as to what year it was and what station he worked for&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Fernandez, Mike&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fər-ˈnan-ˌdez) :&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Producer for the Gentle Musers. Bears a striking resemblance to a derranged Keebler elf in his Guys&#039; Guide to the Holidays photo. Unofficial nemesis of Sideshow Bob. Also -- Fernando<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Flagrante Delecto&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fləˈ-grănti di-ˈlik-(ˌ)tō ) &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In the words of the Old Gray Wolf, screwing. Usually with someone you&#039;re not supposed to be screwing with.<br /> <br /> == G ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;Geezer&quot;&gt;Geezer, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ge&#039; zer) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Rick Arnett as dubbed by Rocco Pendola.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Gentle Musers&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jel&#039; tel myü zerz) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham and Craig Miller. Keepers of the five-thirty to ten mornings slot. Considered exeedingly sexy by one Holly Mullen.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Gilbert, Bruce&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gil&#039; bert) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The latest and greatest program director for the Little Ticket. Also MVP of the Team HardLine hockey team whose Northern-honed skills carried the team during the Charity Challenge.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Georgio&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jör&#039; je o) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham. Also -- Magical, Mystical One.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Glorified Flag Football Player&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈglȯr-ə-ˌfīd flag fu̇t-ˌbȯl plā-ər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Deion Sanders.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Gonorrhea of Sports, The&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gä-nə-ˈrē-ə) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; According to Mike Rhyner, NASCAR racing.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Goofy Deer&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gü-fē dir) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Name given to Gordon Keith by Chief Wahoo.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Got it goin&#039; on&#039;&#039;&#039; :(&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;got it go&#039; in on) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Originally, the catch phrase for the Texas Ranger&#039;s only championship season (1996). Now, generically used for anything of merit.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Great Gordo, The&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gor&#039; do) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See Keith, Gordon.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Great Game, The&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(grāt gām) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One word: Baseball.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Greatness, The&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(grāt&#039; nes) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In most sport circles, a reference to the Oakland Raiders. From 3 to 7 PM on the Ticket, refers to former Cowboys&#039; coach, Jimmy Johnson.<br /> <br /> == H ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Halcyon Days&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhal-sē-ən dāz) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The good old days. Happy times. &#039;&#039;Back in the halcyon days when the Greatness that is Jimmy was here.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hambonita&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ham&#039;-bo-nēta) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See &#039;&#039;&#039;Williams, Greg&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hammer&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ha-mər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Nickname won by Greg Williams from Greg &quot;The Hammer&quot; Valentine in a, best two out of three falls, Wise County Speed Lab Cage match. Name actually given to him by Randy Galloway for, so far, unrevealed reasons.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;HardLine, The&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(härd-ˈlīn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Mike Rhyner and Greg Williams. Keepers of the three to seven weekdays &quot;Afternoon Drive&quot; slot, which they handily dominate. The name itself was derived from the Terrence Trent D&#039;Arby album The Hardline According to Terrence Trent D&#039;Arby.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;HardLine Salute&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A gesture made with the hand to show identification with the HardLine. &#039;&#039;Think of it this way: Three down lineman with the linebacker coming up into the gap . . . The Bird. You&#039;re shooting someone the Bird, O.K.?!?&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;hardliners.com&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; New name for the unofficial HardLine web page. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Virtual Rigidity&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Heave to&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hēv&#039; tü) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; To stop a ship especially by bringing its head into the wind and trimming the sails so they act against one another.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hemmingways, The&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Former band of the &#039;&#039;&#039;Great Gordo&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Herd of Georgios&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Simulating a large number of cattle using the trademark, barritone &quot;yeah&quot; of George Dunham. Can be used as a highly effective whip.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hicks, Richard (Dick)&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hiks) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Phillips, Rich&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;High-toned&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hi tond) :&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Exemplary. Proper or with a sense of decorum. A rare occurance on the Ticket.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Higher Authority&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(&#039;haɪə ə-ˈthär-ə-tē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Chuck Cooperstein, as dubbed by Mike Rhyner, due to his vast knowledge.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hockey nicknames&#039;&#039;&#039; :Names given to NHL hockey teams by Mike Rhyner. Though he has said that he won&#039;t use part of the teams name for the nickname, there are several instances of such.<br /> <br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;10&quot; class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;margin: auto;&quot;<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Anaheim Mighty Ducks&#039;&#039;&#039; --Web<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Florida Panthers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Pan<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Phoenix Coyotes&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Canine<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Boston Bruins&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Hub<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Los Angeles Kings&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Crown<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Pittsburgh Penguins&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Pen<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Buffalo Sabres&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Terrible Smith Sword<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Montreal Canadiens&#039;&#039;&#039; -- The Bleu, Blanc et Rouge<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;St Louis Blues&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Note<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Calgary Flames&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fire<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Nashville Predators&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fang<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;San Jose Sharks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fin<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Carolina Hurricanes&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Storm<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New Jersey Devils&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Satan<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Tampa Bay Lightning&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Ning<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Chicago Blackhawks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Chief<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New York Islanders&#039;&#039;&#039; -- I<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Toronto Maple Leafs&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Foliage<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Colorado Avalanche&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Lanche<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New York Rangers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Blueshirt<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Vancouver Canucks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Nuck<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Detroit Red Wings&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Wing<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Ottawa Senators&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Nat<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Washington Capitols&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Dome<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Edmonton Oilers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Crude<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Philadelphia Flyers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fly<br /> |<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Holly Wood&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhä-lē-ˌwu̇d) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Mike Rhyner&#039;&#039;&#039;. The name that Rhyner had signed on an old &#039;&#039;&#039;Neon Glow Boys&#039;&#039;&#039; promo pic.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hooptie&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hüp&#039;-tē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A broken down old car. A jalopy. &#039;&#039;This word added at the request of one Julia Price.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hot Sports Opinion&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhät spȯrt ə-ˈpin-yən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A take on sports that doesn&#039;t suck. Valued commodity among Ticketheads and Ticket Chicks.</div>

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<p>TicktionaryJoe: /* F */</p> <hr /> <div><br /> == E ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Elfenbein, Mark&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(elf&#039; ən bin) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Current keeper of the nine to eleven Sunday slot. Recently sent Leonard Nimoy in search of his erstwhile partner, Steve Shapiro. Also -- Bottle Rockets <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Entourage&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(än&#039; tú räzh) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A group of spares, like a herd of cattle. Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Q-S#spare|spare]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Epitome&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ep-i-tōm&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Common meaning, uncommon pronunciation. &#039;&#039;Possibly the most infamous of Greggo&#039;s malapropisms.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Expo&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ek spo&#039;) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Kevin Fox. Young, defiant and not-near-as -power-drunk- as-Cat, board operator for the HardLine. Called a &quot;young Fred Norris.&quot; The nickname is derived from his mathmatical background. Short for &quot;the exponential intern.&quot; Also see -- &#039;&#039;&#039;[[M-P#MildJewishPlaiddie|Mild Jewish Plaiddie]]&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> == F ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Failed Bit Watch/Warning&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fāld bit wäch/wȯr-niŋ) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A condition issued by one of the major weather forecasting bodies predicting the onset of a failed bit. Came into prominence during the regular running of the &quot;Mailbag&quot; feature on the HardLine.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Falcon&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fal-kən) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The Ticket&#039;s traffic helicopter gunship. Usually piloted by Gordon Keith. Which may be why it tends to crash quite a bit.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Followill, Mark&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fol o&#039; wel) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Blonde-haired, blue-eyed devil and advocate of anything radically Right-Wing. Ticker Field Marshall for the Hardline, host for the Throwdown and netminder for the Team HardLine hockey team. Also see -- [[Q-S#RagingSexualFury|Raging Sexual Fury]]. <br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Feedback, foldback, flashback, on-your-back, satellite apparatus&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A wireless microphone. Named such by Rhyner while vamping during a &quot;Cowboy Wednesday&quot; report given by Gordo. &#039;&#039;The flashback portion added on at request of Hippie (at that time) in Euless when Rhyner got confused as to what year it was and what station he worked for&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Fernandez, Mike&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fər-ˈnan-ˌdez) :&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Producer for the Gentle Musers. Bears a striking resemblance to a derranged Keebler elf in his Guys&#039; Guide to the Holidays photo. Unofficial nemesis of Sideshow Bob. Also -- Fernando<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Flagrante Delecto&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(fləˈ-ɡrănti di-ˈlik-(ˌ)tō ) &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In the words of the Old Gray Wolf, screwing. Usually with someone you&#039;re not supposed to be screwing with.<br /> <br /> == G ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;div id=&quot;Geezer&quot;&gt;Geezer, The&lt;/div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ge&#039; zer) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Rick Arnett as dubbed by Rocco Pendola.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Gentle Musers&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jel&#039; tel myü zerz) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham and Craig Miller. Keepers of the five-thirty to ten mornings slot. Considered exeedingly sexy by one Holly Mullen.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Gilbert, Bruce&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gil&#039; bert) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The latest and greatest program director for the Little Ticket. Also MVP of the Team HardLine hockey team whose Northern-honed skills carried the team during the Charity Challenge.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Georgio&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(jör&#039; je o) &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; George Dunham. Also -- Magical, Mystical One.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Glorified Flag Football Player&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈglȯr-ə-ˌfīd flag fu̇t-ˌbȯl plā-ər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Deion Sanders.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Gonorrhea of Sports, The&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gä-nə-ˈrē-ə) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; According to Mike Rhyner, NASCAR racing.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Goofy Deer&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gü-fē dir) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Name given to Gordon Keith by Chief Wahoo.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Got it goin&#039; on&#039;&#039;&#039; :(&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;got it go&#039; in on) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Originally, the catch phrase for the Texas Ranger&#039;s only championship season (1996). Now, generically used for anything of merit.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Great Gordo, The&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(gor&#039; do) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See Keith, Gordon.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Great Game, The&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(grāt gām) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; One word: Baseball.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Greatness, The&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(grāt&#039; nes) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; In most sport circles, a reference to the Oakland Raiders. From 3 to 7 PM on the Ticket, refers to former Cowboys&#039; coach, Jimmy Johnson.<br /> <br /> == H ==<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Halcyon Days&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhal-sē-ən dāz) , &#039;&#039;adj.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; The good old days. Happy times. &#039;&#039;Back in the halcyon days when the Greatness that is Jimmy was here.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hambonita&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ham&#039;-bo-nēta) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See &#039;&#039;&#039;Williams, Greg&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hammer&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ha-mər) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Nickname won by Greg Williams from Greg &quot;The Hammer&quot; Valentine in a, best two out of three falls, Wise County Speed Lab Cage match. Name actually given to him by Randy Galloway for, so far, unrevealed reasons.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;HardLine, The&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(härd-ˈlīn) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Mike Rhyner and Greg Williams. Keepers of the three to seven weekdays &quot;Afternoon Drive&quot; slot, which they handily dominate. The name itself was derived from the Terrence Trent D&#039;Arby album The Hardline According to Terrence Trent D&#039;Arby.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;HardLine Salute&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A gesture made with the hand to show identification with the HardLine. &#039;&#039;Think of it this way: Three down lineman with the linebacker coming up into the gap . . . The Bird. You&#039;re shooting someone the Bird, O.K.?!?&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;hardliners.com&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; New name for the unofficial HardLine web page. Also -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Virtual Rigidity&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Heave to&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hēv&#039; tü) , &#039;&#039;v.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; To stop a ship especially by bringing its head into the wind and trimming the sails so they act against one another.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hemmingways, The&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Former band of the &#039;&#039;&#039;Great Gordo&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Herd of Georgios&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Simulating a large number of cattle using the trademark, barritone &quot;yeah&quot; of George Dunham. Can be used as a highly effective whip.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hicks, Richard (Dick)&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hiks) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; See -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Phillips, Rich&#039;&#039;&#039;.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;High-toned&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hi tond) :&#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Exemplary. Proper or with a sense of decorum. A rare occurance on the Ticket.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Higher Authority&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(&#039;haɪə ə-ˈthär-ə-tē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; Chuck Cooperstein, as dubbed by Mike Rhyner, due to his vast knowledge.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hockey nicknames&#039;&#039;&#039; :Names given to NHL hockey teams by Mike Rhyner. Though he has said that he won&#039;t use part of the teams name for the nickname, there are several instances of such.<br /> <br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;10&quot; class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;margin: auto;&quot;<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Anaheim Mighty Ducks&#039;&#039;&#039; --Web<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Florida Panthers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Pan<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Phoenix Coyotes&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Canine<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Boston Bruins&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Hub<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Los Angeles Kings&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Crown<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Pittsburgh Penguins&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Pen<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Buffalo Sabres&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Terrible Smith Sword<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Montreal Canadiens&#039;&#039;&#039; -- The Bleu, Blanc et Rouge<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;St Louis Blues&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Note<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Calgary Flames&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fire<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Nashville Predators&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fang<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;San Jose Sharks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fin<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Carolina Hurricanes&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Storm<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New Jersey Devils&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Satan<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Tampa Bay Lightning&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Ning<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Chicago Blackhawks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Chief<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New York Islanders&#039;&#039;&#039; -- I<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Toronto Maple Leafs&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Foliage<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Colorado Avalanche&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Lanche<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;New York Rangers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Blueshirt<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Vancouver Canucks&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Nuck<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Detroit Red Wings&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Wing<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Ottawa Senators&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Nat<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Washington Capitols&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Dome<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Edmonton Oilers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Crude<br /> |&#039;&#039;&#039;Philadelphia Flyers&#039;&#039;&#039; -- Fly<br /> |<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Holly Wood&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhä-lē-ˌwu̇d) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Mike Rhyner&#039;&#039;&#039;. The name that Rhyner had signed on an old &#039;&#039;&#039;Neon Glow Boys&#039;&#039;&#039; promo pic.<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hooptie&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(hüp&#039;-tē) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A broken down old car. A jalopy. &#039;&#039;This word added at the request of one Julia Price.&#039;&#039;<br /> <br /> ;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hot Sports Opinion&#039;&#039;&#039; :&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Times Roman;&quot;&gt;(ˈhät spȯrt ə-ˈpin-yən) , &#039;&#039;n.&#039;&#039;&lt;/span&gt; A take on sports that doesn&#039;t suck. Valued commodity among Ticketheads and Ticket Chicks.</div>

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