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== E ==
 
== E ==
  
;'''Elfenbein, Mark''' :(elf' en bin) , n. Current keeper of the nine to eleven Sunday slot. Recently sent Leonard Nimoy in search of his erstwhile partner, Steve Shapiro. Also -- Bottle Rockets  
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;'''<div id="MarkElfenbein">Elfenbein, Mark</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">(elf' ən bin) , ''n.''</span> Current keeper of the nine to eleven Sunday slot. Recently sent Leonard Nimoy in search of his erstwhile partner, Steve Shapiro. Also -- Bottle Rockets  
  
;'''Entourage''' :(än' tú räzh) , n. A group of spares, like a herd of cattle. Also see -- spare.
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;'''<div id="entourage">Entourage</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">(än' tú räzh) , ''n.''</span> A group of spares, like a herd of cattle. Also see -- '''[[Q-S#spare|Spare]]'''.
  
;'''Epitome''' :(ep' i tom) , n. Common meaning, uncommon pronunciation.  The most infamous of Greggo's malapropisms.
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;'''<div id="epitome">Epitome</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">(ep-i-tōm') , ''n.''</span> Common meaning, uncommon pronunciation.  ''Possibly the most infamous of Greggo's malapropisms.''
  
;'''Expo''' :(ek spo') , n. Kevin Fox. Young, defiant and not-near-as -power-drunk- as-Cat, board operator for the HardLine. Called a "young Fred Norris."  The nickname is derived from his mathmatical background.  Short for "the exponential intern."  Also see -- Mild, Jewish Plaiddie.
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;'''<div id="expo">Expo</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">(ek spo') , ''n.''</span> Kevin Fox. Young, defiant and not-near-as -power-drunk- as-Cat, board operator for the HardLine. Called a "young Fred Norris."  The nickname is derived from his mathmatical background.  Short for "the exponential intern."  Also see -- '''[[M-P#MildJewishPlaiddie|Mild Jewish Plaiddie]]'''.
  
 
== F ==
 
== F ==
 
 
;'''Failed Bit Watch/Warning''' : n.   A condition issued by one of the major weather forecasting bodies predicting the onset of a failed bit.  Came into prominence during the regular running of the "Mailbag" feature on the HardLine.
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;'''<div id="FailedBit">Failed Bit Watch/Warning</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">(fāld bit wäch/wȯr-niŋ) , ''n.''</span>  A condition issued by one of the major weather forecasting bodies predicting the onset of a failed bit.  Came into prominence during the regular running of the "Mailbag" feature on the HardLine.
  
;'''Falcon''' (fal' ken) : n. The Ticket's traffic helicopter gunship. Usually piloted by Gordon Keith. Which may be why it tends to crash quite a bit.
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;'''<div id="falcon">Falcon</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">(fal-kən) ''n.''</span> The Ticket's traffic helicopter gunship. Usually piloted by Gordon Keith. Which may be why it tends to crash quite a bit.
 
 
;'''Followill, Mark''' :(fol o' wel) , n. Blonde-haired, blue-eyed devil and advocate of anything radically Right-Wing. Ticker Field Marshall for the Hardline, host for the Throwdown and netminder for the Team HardLine hockey team. Also see -- Raging Sexual Fury.  
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;'''<div id="MarkFollowill">Followill, Mark</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">(fä-(ˌ)lō-wəl) , ''n.''</span> Blonde-haired, blue-eyed devil and advocate of anything radically Right-Wing. Ticker Field Marshall for the Hardline, host for the Throwdown and netminder for the Team HardLine hockey team. Also see -- '''[[Q-S#RagingSexualFury|Raging Sexual Fury]]'''.  
  
;'''Feedback, foldback, flashback, on-your-back, satellite apparatus''' : n. A wireless microphone.  Named such by Rhyner while vamping during a "Cowboy Wednesday" report given by Gordo. The flashback portion added on at request of Hippie (at that time) in Euless when Rhyner got confused as to what year it was and what station he worked for.
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;'''<div id="WirelessMic">Feedback, foldback, flashback, on-your-back, satellite apparatus</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">''n.''</span> A wireless microphone.  Named such by Rhyner while vamping during a "Cowboy Wednesday" report given by Gordo. ''The flashback portion added on at request of Hippie (at that time) in Euless when Rhyner got confused as to what year it was and what station he worked for''.
  
;'''Fernandez, Mike''' (fer nan' dez) : n. Producer for the Gentle Musers.  Bears a striking resemblance to a derranged Keebler elf in his Guys' Guide to the Holidays photo. Unofficial nemesis of Sideshow Bob.  Also -- Fernando
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;'''<div id="MikeFernandez">Fernandez, Mike</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">(fər-ˈnan-ˌdez) :''n.''</span> Producer for the Gentle Musers.  Bears a striking resemblance to a derranged Keebler elf in his Guys' Guide to the Holidays photo. Unofficial nemesis of Sideshow Bob.  Also -- '''Fernando'''
  
;'''Flagrante Delecto''' (fla gran' ta de lek' to ) : v. In the words of the Old Gray Wolf, screwing. Usually with someone you're not supposed to be screwing with.  
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;'''<div id="FlagranteDelecto">Flagrante Delecto</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">(fləˈ-grănti di-ˈlik-(ˌ)tō ) ''v.''</span> In the words of the Old Gray Wolf, screwing. Usually with someone you're not supposed to be screwing with.
  
 
== G ==
 
== G ==
 
 
;'''Geezer, The''' :(ge' zer) n.  Rick Arnett as dubbed by Rocco Pendola.
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;'''<div id="Geezer">Geezer, The</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">(gē-zər) ''n.''</span> Rick Arnett as dubbed by Rocco Pendola.
  
;'''Gentle Musers''' : (jel' tel myü zerz) n. George Dunham and Craig Miller. Keepers of the five-thirty to ten mornings slot. Considered exeedingly sexy by one Holly Mullen.
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;'''<div id="GentleMusers">Gentle Musers</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">(jen-təl myü-zərz) ''n.''</span> George Dunham and Craig Miller. Keepers of the five-thirty to ten mornings slot. Considered exeedingly sexy by one Holly Mullen.
  
;'''Gilbert, Bruce''' : (gil' bert) n.  The latest and greatest program director for the Little Ticket.  Also MVP of the Team HardLine hockey team whose Northern-honed skills carried the team during the Charity Challenge.
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;'''<div id="BruceGilbert">Gilbert, Bruce</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">(gil-bərt) ''n.''</span> The latest and greatest program director for the Little Ticket.  Also MVP of the Team HardLine hockey team whose Northern-honed skills carried the team during the Charity Challenge.
  
;'''Georgio''' : (jör' je o) n. George Dunham. Also -- Magical, Mystical One.
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;'''<div id="Georgio">Georgio</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">(jör'-jē-ō) ''n.''</span> George Dunham. Also -- '''Magical Mystical One'''.
  
;'''Glorified Flag Football Player''' :(glor' e fid flag fut' bol pla' er) , n. Deion Sanders.
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;'''<div id="FlagFootball">Glorified Flag Football Player</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">(ˈglȯr-ə-ˌfīd flag fu̇t-ˌbȯl plā-ər) , ''n.''</span> Deion Sanders.
  
;'''Gonorrea of Sports, The''' :(gon'e re' e) , adj. According to Mike Rhyner, NASCAR racing.
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;'''<div id="GonorrheaOfSports">Gonorrhea of Sports, The</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">(gä-nə-ˈrē-ə) , ''adj.''</span> According to Mike Rhyner, NASCAR racing.
  
;'''Goofy Deer''' :(gü' fe dir) , n. Name given to Gordon Keith by Chief Wahoo.
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;'''<div id="GoofyDeer">Goofy Deer</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">(gü-fē dir) , ''n.''</span> Name given to Gordon Keith by Chief Wahoo.
  
;'''Got it goin' on''' :(got it go' in on) , n. Originally, the catch phrase for the Texas Ranger's only championship season (1996). Now, generically used for anything of merit.
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;'''<div id="GotItGoinOn">Got it goin' on</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">(ˈgät it '-in ȯn) , ''n.''</span> Originally, the catch phrase for the Texas Ranger's only championship season (1996). Now, generically used for anything of merit.
  
;'''Great Gordo, The''' :(gor' do) , n. See Keith, Gordon.
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;'''<div id="GreatGordo">Great Gordo, The</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">(grāt gȯr-(ˌ)dō) , ''n.''</span> See '''Keith, Gordon'''.
  
;'''Great Game, The''' :(grat gam) , n. One word: Baseball.
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;'''<div id="GreatGame">Great Game, The</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">(grāt gām) , ''n.''</span> One word: Baseball.
  
;'''Greatness, The''' :(grat' nes) , adj. In most sport circles, a reference to the Oakland Raiders.  From 3 to 7 PM on the Ticket, refers to former Cowboys' coach, Jimmy Johnson.
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;'''<div id="greatness">Greatness, The</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">(grāt'-nes) , ''adj.''</span> In most sport circles, a reference to the Oakland Raiders.  From 3 to 7 PM on the Ticket, refers to former Cowboys' coach, Jimmy Johnson.
  
 
== H ==
 
== H ==
 
 
;'''Halcyon Days''' :(hal' se en das) , ''adj.'' The good old days. Happy times. Back in the halcyon days when the Greatness that is Jimmy was here.
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;'''<div id="HalcyonDays">Halcyon Days</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">(ˈhal-sē-ən dāz) , ''adj.''</span> The good old days. Happy times. ''Back in the halcyon days when the Greatness that is Jimmy was here.''
  
;'''Hambonita''' :(ham'bo neta) , ''n.'' See '''Williams, Greg'''.
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;'''<div id="hambonita">Hambonita</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">(ham'-bō-nēta) , ''n.''</span> See '''Williams, Greg'''.
  
;'''Hammer''' :(ham' er) , ''n.'' Nickname won by Greg Williams from Greg "The Hammer" Valentine in a, best two out of three falls, Wise County Speed Lab Cage match.  Name actually given to him by Randy Galloway for, so far, unrevealed reasons.
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;'''<div id="hammer">Hammer</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">(ha-mər) , ''n.''</span> Nickname won by Greg Williams from Greg "The Hammer" Valentine in a, best two out of three falls, Wise County Speed Lab Cage match.  Name actually given to him by Randy Galloway for, so far, unrevealed reasons.
  
;'''HardLine, The''' :(hard' lin) , ''n.'' Mike Rhyner and Greg Williams. Keepers of the three to seven weekdays "Afternoon Drive" slot, which they handily dominate. The name itself was derived from the Terrence Trent D'Arby album The Hardline According to Terrence Trent D'Arby.
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;'''<div id="hardline">HardLine, The</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">(härd-ˈlīn) , ''n.''</span> Mike Rhyner and Greg Williams. Keepers of the three to seven weekdays "Afternoon Drive" slot, which they handily dominate. The name itself was derived from the Terrence Trent D'Arby album ''The Hardline According to Terrence Trent D'Arby.''
  
;'''HardLine Salute''' :''n.'' A gesture made with the hand to show identification with the HardLine. Think of it this way: Three down lineman with the linebacker coming up into the gap . . . The Bird. You're shooting someone the Bird, O.K.?!?
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;'''<div id="HardlineSalute">HardLine Salute</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">''n.''</span> A gesture made with the hand to show identification with the HardLine. ''Think of it this way: Three down lineman with the linebacker coming up into the gap . . . The Bird. You're shooting someone the Bird, O.K.?!?''
  
;'''hardliners.com''' :''n.''   New name for the unofficial HardLine web page.  Also -- '''Virtual Rigidity'''.
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;'''<div id="hardlinersdotcom">hardliners.com</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">''n.''</span> New name for the unofficial HardLine web page.  Also -- '''Virtual Rigidity'''.
  
;'''Heave to''' :(hev' tü) , ''v.'' To stop a ship especially by bringing its head into the wind and trimming the sails so they act against one another.
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;'''<div id="HeaveTo">Heave to</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">(hēv' tü) , ''v.''</span> To stop a ship especially by bringing its head into the wind and trimming the sails so they act against one another.
  
;'''Hemmingways, The''' :''n.'' Former band of the '''Great Gordo'''.
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;'''<div id="hemmingways">Hemmingways, The</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">(he-miŋ-ˌwāz) , ''n.''</span> Former band of the '''Great Gordo'''.
  
;'''Herd of Georgios''' :''n.'' Simulating a large number of cattle using the trademark, barritone "yeah" of George Dunham.  Can be used as a highly effective whip.
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;'''<div id="HerdOfGeorgios">Herd of Georgios</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">''n.''</span> Simulating a large number of cattle using the trademark, barritone "yeah" of George Dunham.  Can be used as a highly effective whip.
  
;'''Hicks, Richard (Dick)''' :(hiks) , n. See -- '''Phillips, Rich'''.
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;'''<div id="RichardHicks">Hicks, Richard (Dick)</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">(hiks) , ''n.''</span> See -- '''Phillips, Rich'''.
  
;'''High-toned''' (hi tond) :''n.'' Exemplary. Proper or with a sense of decorum. A rare occurance on the Ticket.
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;'''<div id="HighToned">High-toned</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">(haɪ tōnd) :''n.''</span> Exemplary. Proper or with a sense of decorum. A rare occurance on the Ticket.
  
;'''Higher Authority''' (hi' er e thör' e te) , ''n.'' Chuck Cooperstein, as dubbed by Mike Rhyner, due to his vast knowledge.
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;'''<div id="HigherAuthority">Higher Authority</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">('haɪər ə-ˈthär-ə-tē) , ''n.''</span> Chuck Cooperstein, as dubbed by Mike Rhyner, due to his vast knowledge.
  
;'''Hockey nicknames''' :Names given to NHL hockey teams by Mike Rhyner.  Though he has said that he won't use part of the teams name for the nickname, there are several instances of such.
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;'''<div id="HockeyNicknames">Hockey nicknames</div>'''
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:Names given to NHL hockey teams by Mike Rhyner.  Though he has said that he won't use part of the teams name for the nickname, there are several instances of such.
  
{| cellpadding="10"
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{| cellpadding="10" class="wikitable"  style="margin: auto;"
|'''Anaheim Mighty Ducks''' --Web
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|'''Anaheim Mighty Ducks''' -- Web
 
|'''Florida Panthers''' -- Pan
 
|'''Florida Panthers''' -- Pan
 
|'''Phoenix Coyotes''' -- Canine
 
|'''Phoenix Coyotes''' -- Canine
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;'''Holly Wood''' :(hôle wüd) , ''n.'' '''Mike Rhyner'''.  The name that Rhyner had signed on an old '''Neon Glow Boys''' promo pic.
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;'''<div id="HollyWood">Holly Wood</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">(ˈhä-lē-ˌwu̇d) , ''n.''</span> '''Mike Rhyner'''.  The name that Rhyner had signed on an old '''Neon Glow Boys''' promo pic.
  
;'''Hooptie''' :(hüp' te) , ''n.'' A broken down old car. A jalopy. This word added at the request of one Julia Price.
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;'''<div id="hooptie">Hooptie</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">(hüp'-tē) , ''n.''</span> A broken down old car. A jalopy. ''This word added at the request of one Julia Price.''
  
;'''Hot Sports Opinion''' :(hot sports e pin' yen) , ''n.'' A take on sports that doesn't suck. Valued commodity among Ticketheads and Ticket Chicks.
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;'''<div id="hso">Hot Sports Opinion</div>'''
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:<span style="font-family:Times Roman;">(ˈhät spȯrt ə-ˈpin-yən) , ''n.''</span> A take on sports that doesn't suck. Valued commodity among Ticketheads and Ticket Chicks. Also -- '''HSO'''

Latest revision as of 15:35, 8 January 2016

Contents

E

Elfenbein, Mark
(elf' ən bin) , n. Current keeper of the nine to eleven Sunday slot. Recently sent Leonard Nimoy in search of his erstwhile partner, Steve Shapiro. Also -- Bottle Rockets
Entourage
(än' tú räzh) , n. A group of spares, like a herd of cattle. Also see -- Spare.
Epitome
(ep-i-tōm') , n. Common meaning, uncommon pronunciation. Possibly the most infamous of Greggo's malapropisms.
Expo
(ek spo') , n. Kevin Fox. Young, defiant and not-near-as -power-drunk- as-Cat, board operator for the HardLine. Called a "young Fred Norris." The nickname is derived from his mathmatical background. Short for "the exponential intern." Also see -- Mild Jewish Plaiddie.

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Failed Bit Watch/Warning
(fāld bit wäch/wȯr-niŋ) , n. A condition issued by one of the major weather forecasting bodies predicting the onset of a failed bit. Came into prominence during the regular running of the "Mailbag" feature on the HardLine.
Falcon
(fal-kən) n. The Ticket's traffic helicopter gunship. Usually piloted by Gordon Keith. Which may be why it tends to crash quite a bit.
Followill, Mark
(fä-(ˌ)lō-wəl) , n. Blonde-haired, blue-eyed devil and advocate of anything radically Right-Wing. Ticker Field Marshall for the Hardline, host for the Throwdown and netminder for the Team HardLine hockey team. Also see -- Raging Sexual Fury.
Feedback, foldback, flashback, on-your-back, satellite apparatus
n. A wireless microphone. Named such by Rhyner while vamping during a "Cowboy Wednesday" report given by Gordo. The flashback portion added on at request of Hippie (at that time) in Euless when Rhyner got confused as to what year it was and what station he worked for.
Fernandez, Mike
(fər-ˈnan-ˌdez) :n. Producer for the Gentle Musers. Bears a striking resemblance to a derranged Keebler elf in his Guys' Guide to the Holidays photo. Unofficial nemesis of Sideshow Bob. Also -- Fernando
Flagrante Delecto
(fləˈ-grănti di-ˈlik-(ˌ)tō ) v. In the words of the Old Gray Wolf, screwing. Usually with someone you're not supposed to be screwing with.

G

Geezer, The
(gē-zər) n. Rick Arnett as dubbed by Rocco Pendola.
Gentle Musers
(jen-təl myü-zərz) n. George Dunham and Craig Miller. Keepers of the five-thirty to ten mornings slot. Considered exeedingly sexy by one Holly Mullen.
Gilbert, Bruce
(gil-bərt) n. The latest and greatest program director for the Little Ticket. Also MVP of the Team HardLine hockey team whose Northern-honed skills carried the team during the Charity Challenge.
Georgio
(jör'-jē-ō) n. George Dunham. Also -- Magical Mystical One.
Glorified Flag Football Player
(ˈglȯr-ə-ˌfīd flag fu̇t-ˌbȯl plā-ər) , n. Deion Sanders.
Gonorrhea of Sports, The
(gä-nə-ˈrē-ə) , adj. According to Mike Rhyner, NASCAR racing.
Goofy Deer
(gü-fē dir) , n. Name given to Gordon Keith by Chief Wahoo.
Got it goin' on
(ˈgät it gō'-in ȯn) , n. Originally, the catch phrase for the Texas Ranger's only championship season (1996). Now, generically used for anything of merit.
Great Gordo, The
(grāt gȯr-(ˌ)dō) , n. See Keith, Gordon.
Great Game, The
(grāt gām) , n. One word: Baseball.
Greatness, The
(grāt'-nes) , adj. In most sport circles, a reference to the Oakland Raiders. From 3 to 7 PM on the Ticket, refers to former Cowboys' coach, Jimmy Johnson.

H

Halcyon Days
(ˈhal-sē-ən dāz) , adj. The good old days. Happy times. Back in the halcyon days when the Greatness that is Jimmy was here.
Hambonita
(ham'-bō-nēta) , n. See Williams, Greg.
Hammer
(ha-mər) , n. Nickname won by Greg Williams from Greg "The Hammer" Valentine in a, best two out of three falls, Wise County Speed Lab Cage match. Name actually given to him by Randy Galloway for, so far, unrevealed reasons.
HardLine, The
(härd-ˈlīn) , n. Mike Rhyner and Greg Williams. Keepers of the three to seven weekdays "Afternoon Drive" slot, which they handily dominate. The name itself was derived from the Terrence Trent D'Arby album The Hardline According to Terrence Trent D'Arby.
HardLine Salute
n. A gesture made with the hand to show identification with the HardLine. Think of it this way: Three down lineman with the linebacker coming up into the gap . . . The Bird. You're shooting someone the Bird, O.K.?!?
hardliners.com
n. New name for the unofficial HardLine web page. Also -- Virtual Rigidity.
Heave to
(hēv' tü) , v. To stop a ship especially by bringing its head into the wind and trimming the sails so they act against one another.
Hemmingways, The
(he-miŋ-ˌwāz) , n. Former band of the Great Gordo.
Herd of Georgios
n. Simulating a large number of cattle using the trademark, barritone "yeah" of George Dunham. Can be used as a highly effective whip.
Hicks, Richard (Dick)
(hiks) , n. See -- Phillips, Rich.
High-toned
(haɪ tōnd) :n. Exemplary. Proper or with a sense of decorum. A rare occurance on the Ticket.
Higher Authority
('haɪər ə-ˈthär-ə-tē) , n. Chuck Cooperstein, as dubbed by Mike Rhyner, due to his vast knowledge.
Hockey nicknames
Names given to NHL hockey teams by Mike Rhyner. Though he has said that he won't use part of the teams name for the nickname, there are several instances of such.
Anaheim Mighty Ducks -- Web Florida Panthers -- Pan Phoenix Coyotes -- Canine
Boston Bruins -- Hub Los Angeles Kings -- Crown Pittsburgh Penguins -- Pen
Buffalo Sabres -- Terrible Smith Sword Montreal Canadiens -- The Bleu, Blanc et Rouge St Louis Blues -- Note
Calgary Flames -- Fire Nashville Predators -- Fang San Jose Sharks -- Fin
Carolina Hurricanes -- Storm New Jersey Devils -- Satan Tampa Bay Lightning -- Ning
Chicago Blackhawks -- Chief New York Islanders -- I Toronto Maple Leafs -- Foliage
Colorado Avalanche -- Lanche New York Rangers -- Blueshirt Vancouver Canucks -- Nuck
Detroit Red Wings -- Wing Ottawa Senators -- Nat Washington Capitols -- Dome
Edmonton Oilers -- Crude Philadelphia Flyers -- Fly
Holly Wood
(ˈhä-lē-ˌwu̇d) , n. Mike Rhyner. The name that Rhyner had signed on an old Neon Glow Boys promo pic.
Hooptie
(hüp'-tē) , n. A broken down old car. A jalopy. This word added at the request of one Julia Price.
Hot Sports Opinion
(ˈhät spȯrt ə-ˈpin-yən) , n. A take on sports that doesn't suck. Valued commodity among Ticketheads and Ticket Chicks. Also -- HSO