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Candyman

(kan' de man) , n. One who provides illicit money, usually a college alumn or booster club member. A&Ms recruiting program reeks of the Candyman.

Carry out the plan of the day

(kare out the plan uv the da) , v. Generic commandment given, usually followed by some arcane directive.

Cat (kat) 

n. Jeff Catlin. Also see -- Catlin, Jeff, Catman of the Americas and all Portuguese-speaking people, Chastity Belt.

Catlin, Jeff

(cat' lin) , n. The producer of the HardLine, the co-boss, scored a "10" on the seriousness scale. Has the most intense stare of any producer the HardLine has ever worked with. Also see -- Cat, Catman of the Americas and all Portuguese-speaking people, Chastity Belt. Cat aquired most of those names from Jordon Rhyner on one of her visits to the studio.

Catman of the Americas and all Portuguese-speaking people Yet another name for Jeff Catlin. Etymology unknown.

Chastity Belt

(chas' te te belt) , n. Jeff Catlin. Legendary Sub-Culture faxer "Buck Naked in Plainview" sheds some light on its etymology:

One Saturday night, Cat and Rick Arnett were filling in for Gordo. I faxed in, referring to them as the "Chastity Belts of the Little Ticket" and in parentheses, "They keep the pricks out." Cat read my offering over the air and expressed agreement with the moniker that I had given Rick and him in my fax. I think that I have that fax saved somewhere in my fax program.

The following Monday, Rhyns started referring to Cat as the "Chastity Belt" in the intro of the crew.

Also see -- Cat, Catlin, Jeff, Catman of the Americas and all Portuguese-speaking people.

Champion, Little Teddy  

n. Childhood friend of Greggo's who lost a testicle in a tragic bicycle accident. Now, the pseudonym of a P-1r.

Chevalier, Papa Joe

(shev' e lir') , n. See spare.

Chief Wahoo

(wä' hü) , n. Formerly frequent caller to the Hardline. Included here just because hes one of my favorites.

Christopher, Jimmy

(kris tof' er) , n. Ticker master for the Dunham and Miller Show. Also see -- Saint.

City of Brotherly Shove :(sit' e of bruTH' er le shuv) n. Philidelphia, Pennsylvania. A derogatory variant of "The City of Brotherly Love."

Cocaine-and-Boob-Job-Crowd

(ko' kan and büb job kroud) , n. Those with an obsessive need to be with the trend. A winning Cowboys team packs the stands with the Cocaine and Boob-job crowd.

Comme ci comme ça

(kohm se kohm sa) , adj. French for "so-so." Rocco used the word to mean . . . I don't know what.

Cooperstein, Chuck

(küp' er sten) , n. Dearly departed keeper of the Noon to Three slot. Former holder of the "Evening Drive" slot. Also see -- Higher Authority, Thor.